After her booze and pill influenced appearance on Dr. Phil yesterday, it will probably come as no surprise to you that Dina Lohan drinks. A lot. Seriously, if you thought the sneak preview of that Dr. Phil episode was something, I hope you recorded the entire thing and save it your DVR and always refer to it because you will not get many better interviews. The high five at the end just kind of capped the whole thing. While he was taping that thing, Dr. Phil and his producers must have been thinking it is ratings gold. How often do they have teasers of Dr. Phil episodes, but they knew they had a winner and had to let the world know what was coming.
Anyway, Dina recently had her 50th birthday party and Lindsay, who looks 50, joined in. To celebrate, both Dina and Lindsay were throwing back booze. Lindsay preferred doubles because that way she could get drunk faster and hide the realization that when she is 50, she is going to look a whole lot worse and will probably be a footnote in tabloid gossip history. Michael was complaining that Dina should not be drinking in front of Lindsay. Michael has done that before and Michael has done his fair share of horrible parenting. Plus, he he violated a restraining order to get a woman pregnant and I am shocked he has not gone to jail again for beating her. Probably waiting until after she has the baby.