"The writing is exquisite."
Wow, in those few lines it seems like the worst book ever written.
As far as I can tell, they read the most eloquent parts.
I love those two!!!!
Love Will Farrell.
Has anyone read this? Is it really that bad?? lmao
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These two are gold. Just before I saw this I was enjoying Will's being heartbroken over "trampire" KStew's cheating ways:
What are they in a kiddie pool?
As I'm staring at my own kiddie pool.
REALLY want to see this movie. Those two are good together. The Jon Stewart show, with Will, Zach and Jon Hamm, is worth youtube-ing.
I love these guys. Worst reading ever, which made it fantastic! My husband knows nothing about 50 Shades and he was watching this laughing as well.
I read the first one, and have read better porn. No desire to read #@ and #3.
#2, I mean. . .
I am not going to read this garbage, sex isn't to be read about, sex is to HAVE IT IN REAL LIFE
I think the movie will be a hit, but it's a sign of how Will's star has waned that he's promoting the hell out of this flick. He hasn't had a big hit in four years, and his last couple have bombed.
Feel me baby Christian!!! >;D
I was having such a stressful day yesterday, and then I saw this, laughed my ass off, and all was right with the world again. My favorite part was when Zach G. turned it sideways like a centerfold.
Say what you will about their careers, but I'm totally going to see their movie now, so something must have worked.
Also, I've nothing to say about the writing style itself b/c everyone's writing style is different and what makes me qualified to judge what's good and what isn't? To each their own and all that jazz. But, you can't deny that it's getting A LOT of people to read who normally would not be reading. Even if it's sexytime humpty hump reading, they're still reading. I think that's pretty damn awesome on its own merits.
For those who haven't read it and have no intention of reading it, check out this blog written by a girl that writes about the BDSM culture elsewhere. She reads a couple of chapters and writes a review. Hilarious! She is now working on the second book.
Will: "The writing is exquisite."
Zach: "And now we'll get you back to the library. Turn those back in."
@canadianmom, I just started reading that blog you posted and it is also hilarious.
Here's another set of hilarious reviews of the full trilogy: http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215
Aunt Jess, there is some really good fanfic out there. Being published doesn't make it better, obviously this is an example, and there are a lot of good writers who don't publish.
I read all three books during vacation. Some good, some bad, but now I know what all the buzz is about.
@Mooshki, the animated gifs in that review are priceless!
Mooshki, thank you! The Pee-wee's Playhouse gif just killed me!
This hackneyed shit is not about sex- it is about abuse.