Monday, July 16, 2012

Coolio's Son Pleads Guilty To Robbery


When Coolio's son, Grtis Ivey, is sentenced in September he could be looking at up to 10 years in a Nevada prison. The oldest child of Coolio pleaded guilty to felony robbery in a deal with prosecutors. He will be sentence to a minimum of 3.5 years in jail. He was arrested back in November when he broke into an apartment with a gun, forced the person living there into the bathroom, while Grtis' hooker girlfriend looted the place. Most kids just ask their parents for $50. Of course that could have been tough considering Coolio at one point was in jail with his son.

39 comments:

cheesegrater15 said...

Uh, is that a typo or is his name really "Grtis"?

Kelly said...

Damn, that name looks like a typo.

FSP said...

Grtis needs to mix in a vowel.

EmEyeKay said...

In other news, the Daily Mail is running photos of Octomom's stripper gig, and they failed to blur out her nipple. Ooops!

anita_mark said...

I forgot about Coolio. Remember that awful video where he drove around in a Big Wheel?

Does Coolio have $50 to lend?

dia papaya said...

Thanks Em! I wanna see some nipple with my Fruit Loops!

alliwholovessomuch said...

What were they in jail for? Was it for separate things? That's some crazy stuff, yeah cause everyone has a hooker girlfriend, just stashed away for such a task!

dia papaya said...

And whats a Grtis?

cheesegrater15 said...

Isn't it some Norwegian dish with fish and onions?

dia papaya said...

LiHo flies in with her hooker cape singing "Here I come to steal your stash!"

Already have one said...

Brilliant!

timebob said...

how strange you can be on top of the world one decade and the bottom of it the next.

TMZ put it best he is slide, slide slippity sliding to jail

alliwholovessomuch said...

Lmao Dia :)

discoflux said...

Maybe it's supposed to be Grits?

EmEyeKay said...

How 'bout 'Gratis'?

discoflux said...

I'd go for some gratis grits right now. My damned yogurt had mold on it and it's a week away from the expiration date. *grumblegrumble*

billybob said...

Hey discoflux, that yoghurt sounds like it’s harbouring it’s own home-made antibiotics!

discoflux said...

That or home-made death.

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Coolio prob thought it was mad gangsta to name his son Grtis... If I was gonna do it tho I would have went all out and made it Grrrtis, cuz why not? Lol.

Anonymous said...

Leave the poor kid alone!

You try living with a name picked from a bowl of alphabet soup.

Momster said...

@ Anita, YES! I remember the Big Wheel video. Sadly. I did like his Gansta's Paradise song, though.

Momster said...

And according to Wiki, the kid's name is "Grits". He was doomed from the start.

lostathome said...

LMFAO Grits!!? That sounds like the name they give to the burly yet lovably ignorant bodyguard at a junk yard that is really a mob headquarters. Love it.

seaward said...

Grits is worse than Grtis, I think. At least you can manage to make Grtis sound like Curtis, but GRITS?

Frufra said...

@Momster - better than Gangster's Paradise is the Weird Al parody, Amish Paradise. You're welcome :-).

cheesegrater15 said...

LOVE AMISH PARADISE!!!!!!!!!!!

Momster said...

LOLLOLOL, yeah that one is good, too!

Now it's an ear worm, and won't leave my brain.

Ingrid Superstar said...

Coolio was cracking us up on that awful Celebrity Cooking show on Food Network, ALL his hats had holes in them so his trademark Coolio hair could stick out of them. The guy should just stick to wearing colanders.

Kelly said...

You guys are killing me. Grits and Amish Paradise?
Lmao

Amy in MI said...

I met someone named Thackery tw other day. Yes. Say it out loud

auntliddy said...

what a waste of life!!

tracynator said...

No, that's lutefisk. ;)

anita_mark said...

@Amy, thank you for making me say it out loud. Reading it, I thought it was bad, saying it out loud though... egads.

shelly said...

UnCoolio.

discoflux said...

Wow. Maybe one of his daughters is named Hominy.

Agent**It said...

You guys are killing me. Just killing me with this one:)

MrWolf said...

Come along and ride on the fantastic voyage!

Bubbles said...

Well honey with a name like Grits, he definitely wasn't destined for greatness. What the hell else could he do but pull a gun on someone. I'm surprised he didn't go postal with a name like that.

csproat said...

Jesus...if my name was Grtis, I'd commit robbery too....just to get back at my folks....

Even MY name is not that weird.....pretty close....but not quite felony grade.....

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