In the scheme of all things Lindsay, Lindsay Lohan totaling her car and going to the hospital for an hour is pretty far down the list. By the time everyone got around to reporting that she had rear ended a semi (that could also be sexual innuendo. I shall save that for later.), she was already getting out of the hospital and on her way to work. They really work hard on those Lifetime movies. They just churn them out quickly and get them on the air. Did you know Lindsay's car was rented? See, her millionaire boyfriend is pretty smart. He knows that if he bought Lindsay a car that she would just try and sell it and tell him someone stole it. Should Lindsay even be driving? She says she was cut off. Do you see many semi-trucks cutting off people on the highway? Granted, this highway is usually more like a parking lot, which makes it even more unlikely that he could cut her off. Texting? Lighting a cigarette? Sleeping? Any of those could be why she “got cut off”
I am glad she is ok and she will probably have another $100K vehicle to destroy in a few days.