Sunday, June 10, 2012

Blind Item #1 - Easy But Fun

Two couples and two babies but so entwined. So, the first couple to get pregnant consists of a female celebrity who used to be a singer and probably wishes she still was and that people would come watch her perform. Meanwhile she will just keep doing things here and there on tv and doing regular work too. She loved having the attention of being pregnant and having the world focused on her and then along comes this other couple. This couple consists of a female celebrity who just tries to keep working and her husband who also used to be a singer and probably wishes he still was and that people would come watch him perform. Meanwhile he will just keep doing things here and there on tv. As soon as celebrity couple #2 became pregnant, celebrity female #1 started talking smack non stop top anyone who would listen about the other couple. I mean we are talking world class trash talking here. Who knew she had it in her. Meanwhile the celebrity female #2 wanted people to stop talking about female celebrity #1's baby all the time. Unlike female celebrity #1 though, she did not talk smack to anyone and just let it all fall off her shoulders and has been amazingly nice. Well, the two worlds collided a few months ago in a big way. It turns out the celebrity females have the same doctor and ended up having an appointment at exactly the same time. The two of them in a waiting room together. Pretending the other didn't exist. No one else there. Just the two of them. Not even a word. Not even an acknowledgment.

42 comments:

  1. I get to be first? I am horrible at these, but even I know it is Jessica Simpson, her man Eric, Drew and Vanessa "Lemonjello" Lachey.

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  2. #1-Jessica Simpson perhaps...not sure about #2

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  3. Nick Lachey (not Drew), but otherwise I agree with the 1st guess :)

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  4. Night owl, I agree

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  5. See, I can't even write the names correctly! That's why I don't ever answer. So ashamed. ;)

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  6. Great guess Nightowl..I'm blaming my blank on a lack of coffee:)

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  8. Mary Magdalene and The Virgin Mary. Awkward for sure.

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  9. Oh yeah Nightowl. You got it.

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  10. Good job, nightowl! That was my guess, too.

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  11. Lol @ Lazyday, that was so 1 bc

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  12. I think Jessica expected Nick's world to crash after she left him (for John Mayer) lord that turned out well.

    Nick not only got 1/2 Jessica's money (thanks to Papa Joe's no prenup idea) he has had a happy strong relationship with Vanessa is married and expecting their first child. Vanessa has everything she wants she doesn't have to talk smack about anyone.

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  13. Way too easy. Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo.

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  14. Philosophical question of the day: If no one else is there, who knew they didn't make a sound?

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  15. They chose the same doctor? Of all the doctors, they chose the same one?

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  16. @shopgirl, I know you're being silly, but I guess some receptionist/nurse/front desk person has loose lips. It would be hard to resist talking about this little juicy nugget! I know I would!

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  17. I suck at these and I figured this one out. What nightowl said. And how incredibly insecure is Chestica? Shit, they've been divorced for almost 10 years.

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  18. Of all the gin joints....

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  19. Very easy! If Jess really is that insecure about Nick and Vanessa then she ain't over him. You stop caring one way or the other when you don't have any feelings for your ex. At least in my experience it's held true.

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  20. Elizabeth - I'd imagine that in LA, there's probably doctors with set ups to make it very easy for celebrities who want privacy.

    But since there's only so many celebrities, I'd imagine that there's probably a limited pool of doctors who have the right set up - and therefore it would logically follow that there might be only 1 OB/Gyn who caters to female celebrities.

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  21. haha! you know the ob office did this on purpose.

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  22. Talking about doctors, this reminds me that Heidi Fleiss' father was Vadge's pediatrician. Dr. Fleiss is suppose to be a great pediatrician.

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  23. Forgot to mention that everyone seems to go to Cedar-Sinai to have their kids too.

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  24. Why would Jessica even care at this point?

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  25. I know this is supposed to be Jessica/Eric/Nick/Vanessa, but don't Nick/Vanessa live out East now? Why would they have their OB in LA?

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  26. I thought maybe Hillary Duff/washed up hockey dude for couple #1 but definitely agree on Nick/Vanessa for couple #2.

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  27. Watch their kids will end up dating one day and it'll be like Romeo and Juliet. Or in this case more like the Hatfields and the McCoys.

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  28. Agree with the Jessica/Vanessa guess. Disagree that its because Jessica is so insecure. Think it was more human nature.

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  29. Not disagreeing about who the couples are, but I just can't picture JS waiting in the waiting reading a magazine.

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  30. I do think this is Vanessa and Jessica.. but I think #1 is Vanessa and #2 is Jessica.

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  31. Agree, it must be Jessica and Vanessa. While Jessica has a reputation for being pretty nice, I have heard before she had a lot of hard feelings since she and Vanessa used to be friends, and Vanessa actually encouraged her to leave Nick (or so the story goes).

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  32. JoElla, #1 got pregnant first, so it has to be Jessica. And LemonJello wasn't ever a singer.

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  33. I picture them both sitting there in silence as the local radio station that plays your favorite soft rock from the 80s, 90s, and today quietly floats through the waiting room speakers. As awkward as the moment already is, imagine Naked Eyes' "Promises, Promises" fading out as the violin intro of "The Hardest Thing" fades in.

    Excellent scene in a Jessica Simpson biopic in 2075.

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  34. Ironically the Simpsons thought Nick Lachey would have been the big bread winner in the relationship. That's why there was no pre-nup. They were protecting Jessica. Guess who got Punked!

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  35. Ironically the Simpsons thought Nick Lachey would have been the big bread winner in the relationship. That's why there was no pre-nup. They were protecting Jessica. Guess who got Punked!

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  36. No one else is there, just the two of them, no words, no acknowledgement. Who called CDAN and filled them in?? Or did one of them call and report petty things about the other one, the Daddys AND themselves?? Or maybe some receptionists that is a part-time mind reader??
    I don't buy it. BS. Someone saw them enter the same building and spun a tale.

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  37. I doubt the office staff spilled this BV. When you're leaving an appointment, you return to the reception area to schedule the next appointment, and walk by waiting area when you leave. Or the waiting area may have been the second one, near the lab for blood work. Another patient probably walked to the desk and saw the ladies there, quiet as mice, ignoring each other.

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  38. Why hasn't anyone said Ashlee yet? At least Jessica's still with her baby daddy. I'm thinking this is Ashlee/Pete Wentz, and maybe Nicole Ritchie and Good Charlotte.

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  39. @lazyday- hahaha.. that was funny:)

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  40. Henrietta - Paul Fleiss is an irresponsible excuse for a physician http://www.justiceforej.com/FleissChargesDropped-Gold.html

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