I know all of you had your heart set on spending August 12-19th with Kate Gosselin on a cruise ship. Well, she was going to be on the same ship, but the closest you would probably get to her is some big screen television presentation where you could almost see her squinting. Of course there would have been that one fleeting moment when you thought you saw her at a pool, but just caught a glimpse of blonde hair followed by a good look at her bodyguard in a Speedo. Kate likes him in uniform. The attire for the day by the pool specified Speedo. Optional accessory was a David Beckham sock.
Instead of that fun filled week though you will get nothing. No one was buying tickets. Can you imagine no one wanting to cough up $3K a for a week of almost seeing Kate. It was a bad idea when it was announced and everyone who did buy a package got the option of getting their money refunded or taking the cruise anyway.