Sunday, May 20, 2012

Courtney Stodden Modeling Video

I can't believe I have never seen this before. Thanks mooshki for sending this in. I have to warn you that unless you enjoy seeing 17 year old teens dressed as cats and crawling on the floor in almost no clothes and then eating out of a water bowl from their hands and knees then you will probably not enjoy this video. Oh, and the meowing gets old after awhile too. I promise you that after watching this video the first words out of your mouth will be wtf. Stay tuned for when she coughs up a fur ball.

69 comments:

strawberrygirl said...

I'm convinced this girl has some sort of disability. And her mom sold her like she was a possession.

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Rose said...

She's 17? I didn't watch more than 10 seconds but it seems inappropriate for an underage teen, married or not.

Ms Cool said...

Right on strawberrygirl.

Del Riser said...

I'm trying to feel sorry for her, but so far I just can't.

Anotheramy said...

I made it to 27 seconds, couldnt do it.

seaward said...

I feel so ridiculously sorry for her. Sold by her mother, kept as a prized possession by her husband. I have to wonder if she is being drugged a la Anna Nicole.

timebob said...

I was really hoping she would take a shit in the kitty litter. That would be a good metaphor for her life.

Seeing that no reality show or anything lucrative came out of this "marriage" they are really scraping the bottom of the barrell now. I'm sure when she turns 18 and that pay per view website of her nudey will really be a money maker. barf.

hollywood dime said...

OMG!!! I thought you were kidding about the fur ball!!!!!!! WTF!!!???!!!

matt_b said...

Well... that was definitely... a video.

As much as I wonder about Courtney's mental health, what about the person who commissioned this video? What on earth is the point of this thing? It's not about modelling, since nothing is being modelled, and if it's meant to be erotic it fails in so many ways I don't know where to start.

I think someone just made a bet that they could get a girl to dress up like this and act like a cat. Wtf is about right.

bnl1016 said...

What I noticed is that in one scene she's on a bed with a pink comforter, a room that looks like a 17 year old girls room somewhat, yet in another scene she's in a bed with a white comforter that looks very much like a creepy cradle robber's room. SHAM!

Beth said...

WTF indeed!

Coughing up fur balls at 0:37 was a nice touch.

Mutableblue said...

I didn't manage 30-40 seconds, that was horrid. It was like watching my special needs neighbor being silly for attention, and she's 8.

I can't feel sorry for this trick, even though she was raised by fuckwits she's old enough to make her own decisions.

RenoBlondee said...

I sat through that video mortified. omg

goheels83 said...

I made it to 0:43 seconds. yikes.

Hammer_Girl said...

Poor girl apparently has 0 fucks to give about the public opinion she is giving off. I'm ashamed to know that she has also released a video where she is seeing how many marshmallows she can fit in her mouth and another where she is acting out a 8-9 year old girl on toddlers and tiaras. I don't know who to be more vile in that house

AthleteKitty said...

All I can say is.....holy $h!t!!!

GladysKravitz said...

I made it all the way to the end, although I had to cover my eyes during the fur ball scene. Our dog started barking at some point and I turned off the volume, which was a merciful act that made the video only excruciating. This is pretty much the strangest video I have ever seen of a "celebrity." It's not erotic in the least, as matt-b pointed out, nor is it modeling anything. I guess it's erotic for people with a girl-acting-like-a-cat fetish. Because there are so many of them, right? This is just all kinds of weird.

matt_b said...

Also: this girl is supposed to be 17, but she looks closer to 40. After watching several videos of her and her darling momma, I don't think she's mentally ill, but she's been brought up from a very young age to be momma's meal ticket.

Cassiopeia said...

Wtf?
Kitty porn?

Are those the only shoes she owns?

EmEyeKay said...

It's so WTF - it's the most WTF I've ever seen! Seriously, WTF?! The litter box?! The hairball?!

Now I think she must be crazy, truly kind of nuts. I would have guessed her parents were happy to be rid of her, but since they moved next door, that's probably not so.

I can't see another photo/video/tweet of hers, there's really something twisted going on. I want no part of it.

MadLyb said...

I just...no words.

RJ said...

I agree with @strawberrygirl. There is something wrong with Courtney. I don't think it's necessarily a disability as much as it is very low IQ. Not so low as too be clinically retarded ("retarded" used to be a clinical term, not offensive slang), but right above that level. People whose IQs hover just above that level have very hard lives. They usually don't qualify for special education services in schools (I won't bore y'all with why) but cannot succeed in the regular classroom. Unless they are lucky enough to have someone take the time to slowly teach them a skill or trade, they are virtually unemployable. Without a lot of supervision, they tend to fall in with people who take advantage of them and they end up in and out of jails and prisons most of their life. Courtney's life with her creepy husband may be the best she can do.

anita_mark said...

Michael K said it best when he posted this video the other day. Instead of being in school, this is what she's doing.

This girl sums up everything that is wrong with today. She wants to be famous. She marries a much older (gay) man for shock-value publicity. That was step one. Step two was the tv show which thankfully didn't happen. But they worked it; told media outlets they were in talks with various companies, etc. A good idea, it's what you do when you buy a car. You tell the VW dealer you're looking at Hondas and Toyotas. Make them want you. So Courtney and the husband do that but it fails miserably. So what do they do? Show up places and take ridiculous photos, make videos like this, whatever they can do to keep pimping her out so they can get that reality show, get paid tons of cash, be famous forever and never ever have to get a real job.

lunarkitty said...

anna nicole smith jr

Katie said...

I get that this is her attempt at some hipster material video, but the outfit and the hair don't match. She really needs to stick with her niche. If she wants to transition, she's got to change her look.

trouble bubble said...

Anybody else watched Crazy Courtney Bunny Buzz video? I don't even know what these supposed to mean?

Robin the Mad Photographer said...
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Robert said...

Everything I would have said has already been said by other posters--so I concur with everyone 100%.

Icecat said...

I also agree with every other poster on here, a bigger then big WTFuckity FUCK....

@timebob.. Exactly what I was thinking. I thought she was going to straddle that litter box and pee...

The only thing I got from this is I bet its big in the pedophilia kitty (cat) porn world.. SAD.

I hope that black cat ran FAR away from her.. Run black kitty run...

Just BLECK and disturbing... No word...

Icecat said...

*words*

Cornbread said...

MK Ultra, right there. Also agree this girl probably has a low IQ, and I'd bet very low self-esteem as well. Seeing this video makes me NOT hate her anymore, I just feel really, really awful for her. No way is she writing her own tweets. Mom should be arrested for child trafficking.

@Robin, my retinas are officially burning after Google-imaging "goatse." I need to bleach my brain. O_o

Lulu G said...

I was only able to eek out
a) fur ball, gross!!!!!!!!!!!
b) litter box/lucite shows? At least she didn't take a crap in it.

EmEyeKay said...

@Robin: If people don't know, they don't need to. You can't un-see it.

DON'T GOOGLE GOATSE. Just... don't.

RenoBlondee said...

@Robin and @Cornbread
Why oh why did I google that too? Eeeeekkkk

L'auteur said...

After about two "meows," I had to turn the sound off. Still...wow. I think that not only does she have a low IQ, but she is drugged as well, much like ANS. This is so sad.

Unknown said...

Trouble bubble, I was just going to mention that bunny video. OMG! Makes this kitty one look, well, less WTF.

Speaking of WTF, WTF is this girl on?!?! WTF is WRONG with her!?! And WTF are these people thinking???!

Linnea said...

I second the drugged comment - she seems like she is completely out of it. On the other hand, she always does, so I dont know what to think.

Also second those who blame her parents for this fuckery. There should be laws against this.

Linnea said...

Also: She has never seen a cat. I don't know what she is trying to look like, but I have yet to witness a cat jumping on a bed.

I feel dirty.

Robert said...

Not sure what genius thought this up, but it has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. Can't even see if the girl's reasonably attractive or not.

Robert said...

I wonder if she's eating actual Purina Cat Chow?

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

@Robert: I know--I wondered about that, too. I hope it was just cereal or some such being eaten out of an empty cat food bag, but considering the rest of the video...

As for Goatse, well...I made the mistake of assuming that people had already either seen the picture or had heard about it. For those of you who are curious but whose brain bleach supply is running a tad low:






**SPOILER SPACE, just keep scrolling, nothing to see here...***






the picture is of a skinny blond naked man--a practitioner of extreme penetration--bent over w/his ass facing the camera, and stretching out his anus w/both hands to a degree that's frightening to contemplate. (According to Gawker's research, he's alive, well, & living in the country, and apparently doesn't need a diaper, surprisingly enough.) Now that I've explained it, the rest of you don't need to look it up, OK?

JenX said...

And Dina Lohan takes the silver medal in bad parenting...

WednesdayFriday said...

@Robin- I googled it before I reached your comment. I am angry with myself.

__-__=__ said...

WTH?!!?!? I guess she's going to pee in the litter box on her PPV site?? And the bunny video too! WTF?!?!!? I agree, Dina takes the silver medal. PMK is probably reviewing her game now......

MrWolf said...

This is madness. This is beyond madness. This is Sparta!

Jennifer H. said...

When she turns 18, her porn is going to be really, really weird.

I don't see her ending well. It doesn't seem like anyone in her life is protecting her.

And she actually coughs up a fur ball. Unbelievable.

JSierra said...

I posted before reading comments, sorry if I am repeating anyones thoughts.
He has got her on some craazy drugs. Has anyone seen the one where she jumps around with some crazy juice and they have her voice sped up to an extremely high pitched tone?
In case you have not here is the link...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsgN2nQluU4&feature=relmfu

Anonymous said...

Dear Robin:

Thank you for explaining Goatse. I had heard about, but didn't know what it was. And I was too afraid to find out. You saved me a LOT of trouble. Thank you again.

I saw the Hello Courtney video yesterday. It's vile. Something is terribly wrong in this girl's life. She has three supposedly normal-functioning adults that should know better. I also thought she was going to urinate in the litter box. It's barely above fetish porn.

This girl is being used. She may have delusions of fame, but I can't imagine the average 17-year-old girl being twisted enough to think of this mess. Who's taping it, anyway? Her husband, her mother? It's disgusting.

At least Anna Nicole Smith had a pretty good career going before the drugs. Courtney has nothing. Someone has failed with this girl in the worst way imaginable. It's heart-breaking.

CanadianMiss said...

Wtf indeed?! That is one of the scariest things I've seen. My cats hated the sound of it too!

Sherry said...

This is the stupidest bid for attention I have ever seen. All 3 adults are exploiting her looks and vulnerability in THEIR quest for fame.

Anonymous said...

I refuse to watch children be exploited sexually for the fun and amusement of sick ass adults. Fuck her mother, fuck that pedo husband of hers, fuck all of them. I have no doubt that she was abused when she was a younger child. She exhibits all the classic signs.

ingrid said...

Well, that's ... awkward.

Rose said...

Thank you Robin. I didn't google it, but I certainly wasn't expecting it to be that.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

I want to kidnap her, lock her in my house and re-raise her. This is soooo wrong. When I first heard of Courtney I thought it was some kind of joke, like Joaquin Phoenix being a fake rapper etc. Thought her husband 'hired' her to prepare for some kind of sick movie-part he had coming up.

But her age.. She looks so much older because of the makeup and faketan/fakeboobies etc. There are also videos of her talking to an interviewer, and she makes all these sexfaces and licking her lips etc while looking at her husband. She is trying SOOOO hard to be a sexkitten; the comments, the outfits, the way she behaves. Was she locked in a basement as a teen, only watching porno's and only having those ladies as rolemodels?

I've seen photos of her from when she was about 14/15, she was so pretty. There are (recent)photos of her in a bathtub with a bikini on, she barely wears makeup and she is so gorgeous (and the sickest; she actually looks like a 17 year old and maybe even younger. Its sick).
It makes me sick no one is helping this girl, she clearly doesn't understand what she is doing to herself/her reputation.

Since she already shows so much skin it wouldn't surprise me she is gonna do nude stuff as soon as she is 18. After that porno, first just with the hubby, after that with other people 'because she is a young woman who's only had one lover, and she wants to experiment.' I can seriously already see the friggin tagline for the movie.
With an image like this she is not gonna be able to have a normal job; she is mentally not well and pictures/videos like these will haunt her forever. She is gonna end up in porn and I feel very sad for her.

I can honestly say I hope her mother gets shot. She is just as bad as Dina Lohan.. This is just gross.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@Robin; I love how you can describe a picture so gross in such a subtle way. hahahahaahhaa

Monica said...

She is one person who I would support forced sterilization. Her hubby and parents, too. We need to stop the insanity with them.

BrighterAngel said...

All I can say is oy vey.

Vicky said...

@Cornbread- absolutely agree with the MK Ultra comment. You don't get to be this messed up without some help. I read somewhere her parents took her to nudist camps from a pretty young age. Who knows what else they exposed her to. Honestly I wonder if there's some Hayden P. type business going on in this girls life.

WeeRamekin said...

WTF!?!

shakey said...

She is just fucked in the head. Sorry, there's no way around it. I thought it was a video for fetish porn as well.

I see two paths for her - she wakes up one day and does a tell-all book about how her parents and husband drove her into porn and how she got out, or the other path - Star 80.

Either way, she'll finally be famous.

Kimberly Kay said...

Maybe it's been said...but it reminds me of the sad, sad videos that were coming out prior to Anna Nicole Smith's death. She must be on something, she's being taken advantage of, it's disgusting.

Coriander Shea said...

Yeah, she's trying to be a neko- it's big with the Deviantart anime community.

crila16 said...

OMG...This is so very sad...and disturbing. We have to also remember, Courtney is still a girl/child. She doesn't yet understand fully the mistakes she's making. She'll look back on herself in about 10 - 20 years and cringe with complete embarassment.

Rickatoo said...

All I see when I look at this is the Anna Nicole clown video

Lori said...

i just feel very, very sad for her.

CJ said...

Exactly - I 100% agree. So, so weird.

Anonymous said...

Folks, I'm about halfway convinced that Courtney Stodden is just a brilliant comedienne, and this schtick of hers is intended as very subtle irony / parody / social commentary. Or not, ha ha. But IF not, it SHOULD be. I think she is just amazing. If any of you have teenaged daughters, rest assured that if a little Internet trending/fame/notoriety was dangled in front of them, they'd be down on all fours meowing as well. THIS is what America is all about...

Lelaina Pierce said...

She is either heavily medicated or on drugs. Nice job her parents did. And again with the clear shoes, gah!

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