Random Photos Part Three

I just love this photo of Ricki Lake and LL Cool J so it gets the top spot.
Ashley Greene obviously is working out a lot.
I laughed off my arm injury too, but it was when I decided that I could leap the futon. #watchingolympichurdlingwhiledrunkisnotagoodidea
Andy Samberg and his tight shorts.
"So, what I think Natalie is I take a little off the top. Did I tell you about the time I took Drew Barrymore on a date?"
Christian Bale then takes Natalie to get her hair washed before cutting it.
Later Natalie decides to wash her car's hair? Yeah, that joke didn't really work.
Drew Barrymore getting her final wedding dress fitting with
Cameron Diaz.
Glad to see Elton John is on the mend.

Random Photos Part Two

Gisele Bundchen looks at all the photos she took of herself.
The Goopster out and actually dressed normally.
Jessica Alba leaves London.
Jenelle Evans does her best LeAnn Rimes impression.
John Legend is the best dressed dog walker in New York.
Jennifer Love Hewitt with her inspirational message of the day.
Joaquin Phoenix on the set of his new movie.
Have you noticed that Suri walks all the time when she is alone with Katie.
Keira Knightley asks her boyfriend if this dress makes her legs look fat.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Sometimes you just have to look at Lindsay Lohan and say to yourself wtf?
Megan Fox is doing the best job ever of hiding a baby bump.
The cast of Pretty Little Liars got their drink on together last night. Ashley Benson was seen with Tyler Blackburn and
Keegan Allen and they were all over each other.
I believe what Pete Wentz's girlfriend is trying to say is that she smiles when she sees Ashlee Simpson.
True Blood time!!!

Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer together and then with
Alexander Skarsgard.
Ryan Kwanten always looks good in a suit.
Victoria Beckham shows off the behind the scenes of her latest photo shoot.

Getting Older

Canadian Male Porn Star Wanted For Snuff Film Killing

Luka Rocco Magnotta is a porn actor from Canada who filmed himself beheading a man and then hacked off the body parts and mailed them to government offices across Canada. Hen then posted the video online and police have issued a nationwide warrant in Canada looking for the man. Apparently after his victim was killed, Luka also sexually assaulted them. I'm trying to decide if the zombie attack in Miami is worse than this attack in Canada. I think the Canada attack is worse because the victim died and also because of the whole mailing of the body parts.

Police believe Luka could also be the man responsible for the kitten torture videos that were on the internet earlier this year.

Devil Wears Prada Is Getting A Sequel

You would think there is no way I would ever love Devil Wears Prada. You would be wrong. I think it is a great movie and that even counts the time where I was on a flight and the airplane screen kept showing it repeatedly because they couldn't get anything else to show. Some of my all-time favorite lines are in that movie. (I'm a stomach flu from my ideal weight) I didn't really think Adrian Grenier was good in it. I didn't feel the chemistry with Anne Hathaway. I don't think they like each other very much.

Entertainment Weekly is reporting there is a sequel in the works. The reason? Lauren Weisberger, the author of the book is writing a sequel so naturally the movie also needs a sequel. I want to know what happens to everyone. This is actually a sequel I can get behind.

Today's Blind Items - The Family That Has Sex Together Stays Together

Have you ever wondered why this former A list movie actor and still a solid B+ movie actor with A list name recognition has never really had a girlfriend? Sure, there was the one on and off again relationship but that was a long time ago. He is never photographed with any women and has never talked about his dating life. Some people have speculated it is because he is gay. Nope. It is because he has had a relationship with his sister since they were in their teens. Not a sister/brother type relationship either. We are talking full on love of my life this is who I am with every night kind of relationship. The thing is that it isn't a secret in the family and the other family members are very accepting of it at home. Knowing this family they would probably be ok with it in public too, but some things have to be kept quiet.

Your Turn

Your one gadget that you cannot live without. Doesn't have to be electronic. If you can't live without your favorite pair of socks that's ok too.

Blind Item #1

So, this television couple is having problems in real life too. She is married. He is married. They were having an affair and keeping it quiet and then the next thing you know she got pregnant. Yikes. Who is the baby daddy?

Snoop Loves Susan Boyle - Hates The Voice

Who knew Snoop Dogg was such a fan of Susan Boyle. He says that he has all her songs and listens to them and that he thinks The Voice will never find a true star because of the blind audition process. He does like the way the X Factor and American Idol shows are formatted but wants to have his own show called "America's Hottest Hood Artists." He says that inner city artists don't have access to these shows. I think they have access to audition, but I think the he is right in that the producers will never take on someone who raps or does hip hop. American Idol has turned into white guys with guitars and is the same every year. Although I think television doesn't really need another talent show, I think there is room for a show like he describes. Now, if he would just host a reality show with Susan where they listen to music in a hot box then that would be gold.

Paris Hilton Was Stalking Afrojack

All this time we thought that Paris Hilton was dating Afrojack she was actually just stalking him. There have been reports that Afrojack dumped Paris, because lets face it, wouldn't you? Yes, I know none of us would have dated her in the first place or probably even spoken to her, but if you did accidentally take some pill which made you want to date her, I don't think any pill or drug would make you want to stay with her. Paris' rep says the pair were never dating. Uh huh. OK, well we know they always tell the truth. Umm, so why did Paris follow the guy all over the world where he was playing? I guess she is a stalker or a groupie. I like the stalker part better. I also like when guys dump Paris. Usually I always feel bad when couples break up. Not with Paris.

Alanis Morissette Says Her Son Can Breastfeed Until First Grade

Alanis Morissette was on Good Morning America today. You know, if it was Kathy Lee Gifford asking the questions she probably would have asked how Ryan Reynolds is. Anyway, the discussion this morning was about attachment parenting and Alanis is a big believer in it. During the interview she said her son could breast feed as long as he wants. Then she said 5 or 6 years old. I think if you go into that first grade year then that is a little too long. Granted, when they hit 6, they might not want to, but I have this vision of some child pulling out a ham sandwich and a bottle of breast milk at lunchtime. What is the oldest that anyone personally knows some to have breastfeed? If Alanis has another child any time soon don't you think it would be less likely her oldest would continue to breastfeed until 5 or 6?

No Matter The Age, Men Still Think With Their D**k

All I have to say is that Crystal Harris must have something magical going on for her or Hugh Hefner has short term memory loss because Crystal has now moved back into the Playboy mansion. It has not been that long since Crystal dumped Hef and treated him like crap and said horrible things about him; fought over a puppy; kept the engagement ring; and moved in Dr. Phil's kid who she had been cheating on Hef with and now she is back. This time for an encore she will steal all Hef's money and hide his dentures. Why would he take her back? We know it was not love on her part and she said so. Is Hef that desperate for her when he has a million others in his assembly line of love. Did she heat his oatmeal better? She was willing to be hit by his son so he could get some practice for his next girlfriend?

Blake Lively Talks About Her Craft

I really dislike when actors or actresses talk about their craft. I also dislike when singers talk for an hour about how a song has so much meaning to them when number one they didn't write it at all and number two it's all bubblegum pop. Nothing wrong with bubblegum pop, but don't make it seem like it is some deep serious work of art that requires hours to deconstruct. Just enjoy.

In an interview with Bullet Magazine, Blake Lively says that she is ready to leave Gossip Girl to grow and stretch as an actress and how Gossip Girl is not her best work. Really? (I realized after I typed this that I used the word really and am now punishing myself. No bacon for at least the next four hours.)What is her best work? The show is headed to a last season so does this mean she won't be giving us her best work still? What is she saving it for? Is there really that much acting involved in Gossip Girl? When is she going to do her best work because I would just like to skip everything she does until she does her best work. why waste my money or my time?

Kathie Lee Gifford Embarrasses Herself

Any regular watcher of the Today Show hour #18 knows that Kathie Lee Gifford has no problems finding new ways to embarrass herself. She is really good at it. I think everyone thought her true skill was singing, but in reality, it is her ability to embarrass herself. That and for all of us to cringe when she asks questions. No matter how bad it has been in the past though, nothing compares to asking Martin Short about his wife even though she passed away two years earlier. She asked it like she and Martin are dear friends and hang out all the time and that is what was extra embarrassing about it. Martin, to his credit just let it not phase him at all.

Norway Declares A State Of Emergency Because Of Justin Bieber

Police in Norway threatened to declare a state of emergency if Justin Bieber fans did not calm down. Seriously? Not a natural disaster or economic disaster or Oprah slipping and falling in the tub, they actually were going to declare a state of emergency because of a bunch of 15 year old girls. Justin announced he was having a free show on his Twitter. That started thousands of teen girls descending on the Opera House in Oslo. They overwhelmed the streets and boating system. There was just not enough room for them all. So, the police begged Justin to have them all be calm or they would cancel the show and declare a state of emergency and send all of them home with a note to their parents about how this would go on their permanent record and affect any chance of them getting into school. You know, those threats were such crap. Did your college or university ever ask your school for the file they had on you? They just wanted grades and your standardized test scores.

Anyway, the show had to go on. If they canceled it there would have been a riot.

Rihanna Dates Everyone

I have decided there is no reason to ever actually post anything about who Rihanna may or may not be dating because chances are she is dating everyone. If you have met Rihanna, then you are probably dating her. For the past few days, the tabloids have been saying that Rihanna is dating JR Smith of the New York Knicks. There are some that say she is still with Chris Brown. Others say she is dating some women including Rita Ora and then there are the stories about her making out with Drake a club in the past week despite Drake making out with someone else earlier that week. Oh, and lets not forget Ashton Kutcher either. I'm convinced Rihanna just dates them all. Why does she need to have a boyfriend or girlfriend? Tabloids are uncomfortable with people "dating." They want you in a relationship because it is a pretty little box and have set stories they like to run about you. If you are dating a variety of people then they can't have their so and so is dating someone because they are right and they are wrong and you are not in their box. When I say box in this situation I think of d**k in a box. Can't help it.

Jessica Simpson Interview Brought To You By Weight Watchers

Kneepads has another portion of their interview with Jessica Simpson up. I am really hoping that Weight Watchers helped chip in for some of the $800K that People paid Jessica for the baby photos because the interview sounds exactly like a Weight Watchers commercial. In fact, I doubt if Jessica even uttered any of what is purported to be this portion of the "interview," and that a Weight Watchers publicist wrote the answers and People just nodded and smiled and got out their fluffy kneepads and wrote what they were told.

It talks about lifestyle and not yo-yo dieting. It mentions point systems and how she wants to focus on small steps and not a goal weight. It's ridiculous. This is not about Jessica as much as a magazine trying to pretend it somehow is reporting news rather than just printing what people tell it to print. The interview should have a big "Advertisement" up at the top of it so you know it is not real news.

Random Photos Part Three

Angelina Jolie doing something otherwordly important that we just wouldn't understand.
Just make sure you get a great shot of her ring too. She will frame it for you so you get a great shot.
Bethenny Frankel, a baby and a bucket. Sounds like a beach trip and a place to hold the ice for the booze.
Sebastian Bach and David Duchovny in front of a picture of Sebastian Bach.
Jamie Lynn Spears over the weekend with her daughter.
And Joe Manganiello gives all of you some workout tips. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.


"So, Mommy is this what you did on Dawson's Creek?"
Kate Hudson in London.

Random Photos Part Two

Kristen Stewart and
Charlize Theron in Interview Magazine.
Meanwhile, Kristen did the red carpet in Los Angeles for their new movie.
"Now, Mark turn around so I can get your butt."

Nick Jonas doing some charity work. Kind of like when he works on new albums.
Andre 3000 headed to the set of his new movie.
Peaches Geldof lost her baby weight in an instant. Now if she could just do something about her boyfriend's clothes.
Robert Pattinson takes in the sights in Portugal.