I fully expect that some kind of crisis hotline or Twitter account will be set up shortly because there are obviously billions of people around the planet that are awaiting news of the birth of the baby Maxwell. Three wise men were seen in Calabassas looking up at the stars and brought gifts. Katy Perry and Chelsea Handler have taken up a 24 hour vigil and are worried that Jessica has not given birth. Chelsea recommended vodka. It is her go to answer whether it is appropriate or not. I'm actually shocked at the number of people who are so interested in this birth. Yes, she is on Fashion Star, but what else has she really done to stay in the public eye other than date people and have a dying music career. Maybe she and Christina Aguilera can go on tour and call it, We Used To Be Popular.