Monday, April 09, 2012

Jesse James Wants You To Forgive Him


Jesse James gave an interview to omg, and he wants you to know that he has suffered more than anyone should have to suffer for what he calls, "basically infidelity." I don't know if he was going to say basic infidelity like there is more than one level. You have your basic and then your advanced and then experts which is only for people like Tiger Woods. He could also have been saying that it is just infidelity so why should he have to suffer so long. He says that people want him "sainted one minute and strung up the next." When has anyone discussed making him a saint? I think this is a guy who hates that he is not popular anymore and that he is having a harder time getting women to have sex with him and wants a show on television and if you don't forgive him he is going to get mad. He is like a little kid. He says that everyone should be happy he did not lie about it and that we owe it to him for that.

"I stood up like a man and admitted my wrongs and what I did and all that did is make every s**t tabloid everywhere across the world come after me even harder. I'm strong. I can take it. Everybody can take cheap shots and say I'm a horrible dad, and that I'm a Nazi, and all this other bs. Give me all you got. Because you know what? I know inside what kind of a person I am. I know I'm an awesome dad. I'm devoted to my work. And I work hard to take care of my family."

Then why do we have to know it. If you are a great dad then be a great dad, don't look to us for your validation.

41 comments:

cheesegrater15 said...

Jesse James wants us to remember him.

Tempestuous Grape said...

JJ can eat a bowl of dicks for all I care.

joymama said...

He's an immature punk. If you saw the biker build-off with the Paul's he sent a penis cake to each of them and was an ungracious loser.

Talk around Spicewood (Austin) is he is ok and quiet most of the time but talk around some of the hot spots is he is demanding.

Anonymous said...

Enty wrote: "Then why do we have to know it. If you are a great dad then be a great dad, don't look to us for your validation."

Well said. Go live your life, no one cares what you do.

dia papaya said...

Hahahaha! Oh dear poor Jesse. You are forgiven! But we don't care about you anymore.

I will truly forgive you when you fix that horrible combed back hair disaster. Eeek!

strawberrygirl said...

Dick douche.

woody said...

SB-JJ mariage was a sham from day one. he wanted a trophy wife and she wanted a husband "tough guy" in order to hide her homosexuality. he broke the deal. the end.

Bleu said...

The only reason I've lately come around to forgiving her is because she's supposedly the lesbian who models herself after Katherine Hepburn. Otherwise, there simply is no way a wife could not have a clue that her husband was a neo Nazi. And frankly I'm still actually having trouble giving her a break despite everything.

parissucksliterally said...

He's gross as hell, but I do not believe Sandy is an innocent either. I think the only reason why she keeps so quiet about him, is he has a ton of shit on her too.

Mango said...

Jesse, we don't even think about you.

BigMama said...

boo freakin hoo

AbderianLaughter said...

He's still going on about it? Seems like he has an inferiority complex regarding that situation. Move on dude.

MnGddess said...

Dear Jesse James:

Wah.

Signed, the entire planet.

Jasmine said...

Even if that blind WAS about Sandra B. and Jesse was a husband prop it doesnt negate the fact that his past (and current, hello Kat von D) has shown he is a compulsive and serial cheater. And worse of all, he cheats sans condoms, which run the obvious risk of spreading disease.
yuck.

Enjoy your show on TLC buddy, the home of shows like the Duggars and Kate Plus 8. This kind of D-list fame is right up your alley and will hopefully provide some much needed ego-deflating.
WHAT.A.PRICK.

nolachickee said...

Hey Jesse - you're basically a fucktard. Nobody EVER has to forgive you. Nobody EVER wanted you "sainted". Please go back to the rock you crawled under from and suffer in silence. Thank you.

love/hate said...

The best press he could get would be if he shut the hell up and worked full time at being an awesome and loving dad. But there's so few paps at PTA meetings!

Hazeldazel said...

boo-fucking-hoo.

not everyone deserves fame and glory. the end.

Rose said...

If I forgive him does he promise to go away?

Anonymous said...

Dear Jessie, you suck and nobody likes you. You shit in your dinner bucket, now eat up pal!

Signed,
America

Jules_345 said...

C'mon y'all are being too mean, Jessie is awesome and he should be sainted. No, not really. What a douche.

ardleighstreet said...

Dear Jesse,

What happened between you and Sandy (and lord knows how many truck stop ho's) is between you and Sandy.

We did not call you a Nazi to call names like some playground bully. We called you that because of your idiotic wearing of an SS uniform while doing the Hitler salute. ACTIONS speak louder then words. We did not tar you with the Nazi name you accepted that all on your own by dressing in their gear. Grow up, get a life, and get over yourself.

Me

yodelay said...

What a narcissistic fool. He's pissed because people are judging him by his own actions instead of what he says about himself, and calling him on his own BS is just cheap shots, you guys. But he can take it because he knows he's a good dad even though his inability to keep his word or be in a stable relationship robs his kids of a stable environment, good relationship models and is teaching his daughter especially that men cant be trusted. Great job a-hole.

crila16 said...

Sorry Jessie. I don't forgive you. You're ugly on the inside...and not too great looking on the outside.

DueDiligence said...

He doesn't think its that big of a deal because he was a BEARD. I can see why he feels he's being unjustly crucified.

But none of that excuses him of being a garden variety douche, either.

NernersHuman said...

"Whaaaa, I flagrantly cheated on all my wives and girlfriends, including the former porn star! Whaaa, I dressed up in full Nazi regalia! Whaaaa, I acted like a complete tool on national television. WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME????"

Jesse D said...

LMAO
It's all been said above ^^
You guys are hysterical!

yodelay said...

He should hook up with Linnocent & they can have a field day blaming the world for their own screwups. Their motto would be "its not our fault!" They both probably have personality disorders, screw everything up & wonder why people are repelled by them.

Anonymous said...

If SB is supposedly in need of a merkin, her people are that dimwitted in finding a suitable hunky and attractive male? JJ surely ain't it!

I don't buy that KB was an undercover lesbian. Maybe she got down with a chick or two. More likely she was a highly intelligent woman who wanted to live life on her own terms. I will overlook her affair with ST. She was a woman ahead of her time.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I notice he didn't say that he wasn't a nazi. Mmmhhmmmm

Del Riser said...

I like Sandra, so I gave Jesse a pass. I remember her saying once that he always had her back.

I'm sure there was some sort of arrangement that he saw fit to break not realizing that the good life as he knew it would be over forever.

He made a choice. He should just go quietly and be the good dad who is devoted to his work.

Sylvia said...

I take it business is not going good for him.

mastik8 said...

"I stood up like a man and admitted my wrongs..."

But then you went out and kept making the same mistakes. Change your behavior and then you'll never have to apologize again.

auntliddy said...

Do ou really think if this was a beard situation, this nacassitist wouldn't spill? He wouldnt be able to help it! He has diareha of the mouth! Then he says," I know what kind of person I am." Yes, so do we, hence the non-love! get a clue, man!!

selenakyle said...

Yeah, fuck Jesse James!

nettalovesrobin said...

I agree with the folks that r saying sandy isnt as innocent as the public thinks. How do u not know ur hubbie has a hard on for the Nazi's!

car54 said...

Jesse, this is probably cold of me, since you are asking so nicely, but I don't really forgive you. Sorry.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Here's a quarter, Jesse.

I saw the commercials for his show. His face still disgusts me.

Sarah said...

I have a feeling it was the beard situation for them, with her being the mother figure for her end of the deal.
I'm betting Sandra had a rock solid confidentiality clause that he can't break, and he's bitter because he feels like he got vilified and can't tell his side.
I think he looks like a piece of crap because is is one either way. I mean, his ex-wife is a porn star, it's not like he was looking for her to join the PTA and carpool the kids to soccer.
The nazi stuff is a whole other story, geeze.

Unknown said...

Exactly!

Moosefan said...

Dear Jesse-Have a nice cup of shut the hell up and have a seat.

zombiecrush said...

Yes no "but I'm not a nazi..." ?? LOL

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