Monday, April 30, 2012

Random Photos Part Three

Almost finished with the new World Trade Center. That is quite the view.
Cameron Diaz in Harper's.
Courtney Stodden and her fake tan was at Target.
Chlose Sevigny naked in her bed and
on the beach in Miami.
David Beckham at the Lakers game yesterday.
Antonio Banderas was there with
Jack Nicholson.
Snoop wore his finest loungewear.

Random Photos Part Two

Carrie Underwood always looks so much happier when her husband is not around.
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield get in some baby practice. They rented one for the weekend.
Speaking of babies, here is Jane Krakowski and her baby.
Jessica Alba on Saturday which was her 31st birthday.
Justin Bieber with some kind of hammer. He likes to think of himself as a man of the people.
January Jones and her baby.
On the anniversary of her own wedding, Kate Middleton went to a wedding.
Mariah Carey forgot her kids again.
Umm don't worry , the bodyguard got them.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.


It looks like Lady GaGa is wearing a dress made of purple human hair.
Miley Cyrus after another Pilates class.
Well, Megan Fox looks bustier, but it's hard to tell if she is pregnant other than that.
Brian Austin Green looks just as angry as usual.
Matt LeBlanc in London.
Speaking of former Friends, Matthew Perry was at the Comedy Awards.
Russell Brand and his 4pm sex date.
Tony Romo and his brother in law, Chace Crawford.
Vanessa Hudgens on her way into church. Asking for forgiveness for High School Musical?

This Week In Unnecessary Censorship

I got a lot of requests to post Jimmy Kimmel's bit from this past week, so here it is.

The Five Year Engagement Bombs


I really thought Five Year Engagement would do well. I saw it and thought it was very funny. Not as funny as Bridesmaids but still good. I was never a person who thought it would be the number one movie because an R rated movie will not usually beat a kids movie like Pirates!, but Think Like A Man did just that and in its second week which is pretty impressive. Five Year Engagement did awful. Like it finished in 5th place awful. It finished behind The Hunger Games even though Hunger Games has been out a month. Actually Hunger Games is doing really well and only finished out of second place by a few hundred thousand dollars.

Dentist Pulls Out All Teeth Of Ex-Boyfriend


Umm, a word of advice. If you dump your girlfriend in a very nasty way, it is probably not the best idea to call her if you need a service performed. A guy named Marek in London learned this the hard way when he made an appointment with his ex-girlfriend, who also happens to be a dentist. He had a toothache and instead of going to a new dentist and getting it taken care of, he went to Anna and she promptly put him under and then surgically removed all of his teeth. He did not find out until he was home because she had wrapped his head in a bandage. She said she tried to be professional but couldn't because he was such a b**tard to her.


Oh, and his new girlfriend dumped him. Anna faces some charges as she should, but you kind of get the feeling that she is going to get a light punishment.

Today's Blind Items - The Hookers Return

I have written about the hookers a couple of times. The famous duo that split when one had success and the other continued to keep selling her body for less and less money. The less successful hooker just has never been able to find that gold mine but now she figures she has a huge way to make money and has been shopping a book about her former partner in crime. It features stories that even I didn't know and apparently also documents how the more successful hooker has always planned to have happen what is happening in her life right now. There are e-mails and copies of texts from a few years ago when they were still speaking all the time about how the more successful hooker wanted to find a rich man who was good looking but in the closet. It turns out that the successful hooker hates sex. In fact, the less successful hooker says that pills are about the only way the more successful one can get through it. The successful hooker even named four guys she thought would be perfect for her and she got one of the four.

The book also names names and how much celebrities and athletes paid. It talks about every athlete they have been with and how many times they were busted by wives but because the hookers were celebrities they managed to not get accused of doing anything with the husbands. They would say they were with the husband for a reality show idea. The wives would get so excited at the prospect of being on a reality show they would not even wonder why the husband had been with one or both of the hookers in his hotel room.

The less successful hooker is asking $2M for an advance on the book and it is worth every single penny. When I saw the names in the book, I asked the less successful one if she knew who one particular person was. She said no, but that he was a nice guy. Married US Senator. There was another guy who is an A+ actor in Hollywood who has his nipples pierced and likes them pulled. Another actor who won a Golden Globe in the past five years, used to pay the less successful hooker $5K a month just to be available every Tuesday night when his wife would go to yoga. Sometimes he would call, but most of the time she just sat by her phone waiting. This went on for over a year and she saw him like twice.

Your Turn

Do you believe in time travel? This attorney in Seattle not only believes in it but says he has traveled in time and was present when Lincoln got shot. Umm, then why didn't he save the guy?

Will Ferrell To Host SNL


I love when Will Ferrell hosts Saturday Night Live. Unlike when he was just on the show and only got to be in 50% of the sketches, when he hosts he gets to be in 100% and if he could figure out how to get Usher to let him play the cowbell he would probably be in on the musical performances too. Will is going to host on May 12th. The thing is when he shows up, you know he will bring in a lot of extra people which always makes the show funnier.

Courtney Robertson & Ben Flajinik Just Wasting Time


Courtney Robertson and Ben Flajinik were in Vegas over the weekend and whenever there were cameras around tried and failed to pretend they are a couple in love. Ben takes full advantage of the opportunities because it is the only time Courtney lets him near her. She is disgusted by the guy but goes along with everything because they get paid a whole lot of money to show up at parties together and it beats working for a living. Ben agrees with that plan and tries not to hit on too many women although this weekend in Vegas it was very hard and things almost got out of hand.

Miss New Hampshire 2010 Arrested For Domestic Violence



Nicole Houde was Miss New Hampshire and a contestant in Miss USA. She is now the proud owner of a mugshot after she was arrested for kicking and scratching her boyfriend who was trying to look at her cell phone because he accused her of having an affair. The boyfriend refused to give her back the phone and Nicole went ballistic and at the end of it ended up in jail.


Nicole competed in Miss USA the same year as Rima Fakih who also has a mugshot.

Woman Dies On First Hang Gliding Trip


A woman in British Columbia was given hang gliding lessons by her boyfriend for their anniversary. On her very first trip she plummeted 1,000 feet to her death because her instructor did not properly put her in the harness. The instructor said that as soon as they took off he knew something was wrong but could not do anything about it. Apparently her boyfriend was video recording the flight which must have been the worst thing to ever tape.

Will.I.Am Is The Worst Judge Ever


How would you like it if you were on American Idol or The Voice and were singing for your life and one of the judges who was to decide your fate spent the entire show texting and Tweeting on their phone and not paying any attention to you at all? How about if that person in one of their Tweets said they don't even like talent shows. All of that is what will.i.am did during the UK version of The Voice this weekend. If you don't like the shows and are bored then don't do take the money and don't do it. He has also been accused by the people on his team that they are only allowed to communicate with him via Twitter.

Jessica Simpson In A Car Again


At some point you would think there would be a photo of Jessica Simpson getting in her car or out of her car, but instead, all we get are photos of her in a car and no clear signs whether she is pregnant or not. As much as I want to be on the conspiracy theory train, because it is a good train to be on, in this photo from yesterday she looks pregnant, but how can you really tell? Any thoughts?

Chris Brown Sells Out Of Pitbull Puppies


No matter how many groups protested against Chris Brown's sale of dogs and how he is going to keep selling them, there will always be plenty of people who are willing to pay $1000 a dog. Apparently Chris sold out of the puppies within a few minutes of the public finding out about them and he now has plans to sell more dogs but at an even higher price of $2500 a dog. I am against the sale of all animals simply because there are way too many that need to be adopted in shelters. I think about Miley Cyrus' dog which I have said before is my favorite celebrity dog and that dog was abandoned. There are lots of beautiful, amazing animals killed everyday because people would rather spend thousands of dollars on an animal because it was owned by a guy who beats up women.

Michael Jackson & Whitney Houston Had A Fling


Apparently one member of the Jackson 5 was not enough for Whitney Houston. According to Michael's former bodyguard and alleged father of Blanket, Matt Fiddes says that way back in 1991, Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston had sex a few times and that Michael wanted to marry Whitney. Can you imagine what that would have been like? Although back then, Whitney was not really on the drugs and Michael was not either. What is even more shocking to me than Michael having sex with a woman is that the last time he and Whitney ever saw each other was back in 2001. That seems like a long time to go without seeing each other.

Courtney Wagner Busted For Coke & Heroin Possession


If you are going to drugs, especially drugs like coke and heroin I suggest that you do not let guns enter into the picture. Courtney Wagner has hopefully learned her lesson about this after being arrested this week for coke and heroin possession when a man at her house accidentally fired off his gun causing Courtney to scream which caused neighbors in Malibu to call the police. Now I need to dig out my Courtney Wagner blind items because the daughter of Robert Wagner and Natalie Wood has been at this for awhile, but gets away with it because she has unlimited funds and never parties in public.

AJ McLean And Wife Having Baby

When he got married a few months ago, AJ McLean of the Backstreet Boys said he and his wife would not be having a baby for years. Guess that plan did not exactly work out the way they intended. Over the weekend AJ announced they are expecting and did it on YouTube which is kind of cool considering how much time AJ has spent on tabloid videos coming out of clubs drunk. This is a much better look for him.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Beyonce Says Surrogacy Rumors Are Crazy


In their interview with Beyonce, it is not like People would ever accuse Beyonce of faking her pregnancy, but they did ask Beyonce about the rumors she used a surrogate. She says the rumors were crazy. Not hurtful, just crazy. As for the infamous folding baby bump, Beyonce continues to stick to the story that the fabric of the dress was a foldable fabric.

“It was a fabric that folded — does fabric not fold? Oh my gosh, so stupid.”

I don't think I have ever seen a fabric that folded quite like that. She also says that the rumors of the security in the hospital were ridiculous. Well, the people that were also giving birth in the same hospital confirmed all the security stuff so...

Happy Anniversary Will & Kate

One year ago today people were glued to their television sets all over the world. When I listen to this video I keep thinking it is Mike Myers narrating it and keep expecting jokes.

It's Wedding Vow Renewal Weekend


Apparently celebrity couples have chosen this weekend as vow renewal weekend. Wouldn't you know it, the two couples who decided to actually participate are two who also love publicity. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian renewed their vows Friday because after a year you really need to remember why you got married in the first place and Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey renewed theirs in Paris for the fourth time. There have been rumors that Nick and Mariah were having some marital strife so perhaps this vow renewal thing was their way of making those rumors go away. Also for Mariah to get some press and do some shopping and to have another party. I think they do it so often because Mariah likes to feel like the center of attention and being a bride every few months is her way of making that happen.

Sam Poueu And Stephanie Anderson Got Married


Who knew after his accident if Biggest Loser contestant Sam Poueu would even live and now he ends up getting married to his fellow Biggest Loser contestant Stephanie Anderson. The couple got married yesterday afternoon and had a bridal party of 27. That is like one for every ten pounds they lost. That is a huge bridal party. That is when you know people have a lot of friends and family and don't know how to say no and don't want to make people feel bad by leaving them out.

Jimmy Kimmel At White House Correspondents Dinner

Even if you don't have time to watch the entire 20 minutes, you have to watch the first five minutes. The unnecessary censorship bit is hilarious.

White House Correspondents Dinner Blind Item

This B+ movie and television actress who is mainly known for television was asked where her husband was last night and replied that they are taking a break.

How You Know When Your Congressman Is An Idiot


I know there are 435 members of Congress and you might not know everyone there. The last election cycle was almost two years ago so I guess its possible you might not have got around to seeing everyone yet, but don't you think that if one of the members of Congress looked like Chrissy Teigen that you would probably remember it. There just could not be that many members of Congress who are also Victoria's Secret models. Last night at the White House Correspondents Dinner, Chrissy went with John Legend. A Congressman asked Chrissy who she was and she replied that she was a Congressperson. The guy totally believed her and started chatting about business. Chrissy held it together as long as possible and then walked away with the guy still believing her.

White House Correspondents Dinner Photos

Lindsay Lohan
Rosario Dawson
Reese Witherspoon
Kris Jenner & Kim Kardashian
Dakota Fanning
Ginnifer Goodwin
Sofia Vergara
Charlize Theron
Zooey Deschanel
Anna Paquin
Matthew Morrison & Renee Puente
Uggie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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