Shakira took to her Facebook page to tell of an attack that was made against her by a sea lion. Apparently Shakira was taking photos of the animal and it confused her Blackberry for a fish and attacked. Now, these animals might look cuddly and warm and fuzzy but they will kill you. Shakira said she was paralyzed with fear but that her brother came and saved her and all she got was a little bite mark on her hand. I guess she managed to save her phone or we would not be seeing the photos. Well, priority number one is always saving the cell phone. The other day I debated what would I hate more, losing my cell phone or losing my wallet and I quickly determined that the phone would be much more of a loss. Yes, it is true that I never have more than $5 in my wallet or bank account so really all anyone would get is an 80's velcro wallet. Red in case you are curious. Better for finding in a dark bar.