Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Madonna Stalker Kept Condoms In Storage


You know, my thinking is that if you ever need a condom, and frankly, I have not needed one in a verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry long time, it is best to have them right at your fingertips. Keeping them in a storage locker on the other side of town is probably not the best move.


"Yeah, I want you too. Let me go get a condom."
"I will be back in about 20 minutes, although it is LA, so with traffic could be 40."

Robert Hoskins, the stalker not the actor, had his storage locker auctioned off recently. He is the guy who was sentenced to ten years in jail for stalking Madonna. In the locker he had a bunch of memorabilia and some condoms and some box cutter blades. Maybe he wanted to keep her there? He also had some jewelry, you know to dress up his victims, a mask to hide his own face and a bible so they could pray for forgiveness after. Oh, and some prescription medicines. Again, not ideal if you need it immediately.

11 comments:

Patty said...

So did Dave buy the locker? Or was it that idiot Daryl??

Of course, since there was memorabilia then it was probably Barry with the highest bid.

RenoBlondee said...

Scary!

kltx said...

scary

Himmmm said...

(looking at the photo)...
It's always sad to see a comedy talent like Zach Galifianakis resort to stalking.

couriergrrrrl said...

^He reminds me of Andy Kaufman.

shakey said...

Patty and Himmmm kill me!

Patty, I immediately thought of Barry, too! Bet Dave commented on how it wasn't worth anything, then drove the price up on purpose.

Didn't one of them find a locker with condoms in it?

ChickenPick said...

I hope that locker auction ends up in an episode of Storage Wars.

Del Riser said...

Daryl bought it I'm sure. Barry has much better taste in memorabilia.
Yuuuuuuup.

Kidsis said...

Yuuuuup! I need to join a support group for Storage Wars addicts...

Anotheramy said...

More unsettling stuff. Makes me wonder if he had stocked up for when he was holding her "until she realized she loved him."

Maja With a J said...

I think he kinda looks like Treat Williams!

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