You know, my thinking is that if you ever need a condom, and frankly, I have not needed one in a verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry long time, it is best to have them right at your fingertips. Keeping them in a storage locker on the other side of town is probably not the best move.
“Yeah, I want you too. Let me go get a condom.”
“I will be back in about 20 minutes, although it is LA, so with traffic could be 40.”
Robert Hoskins, the stalker not the actor, had his storage locker auctioned off recently. He is the guy who was sentenced to ten years in jail for stalking Madonna. In the locker he had a bunch of memorabilia and some condoms and some box cutter blades. Maybe he wanted to keep her there? He also had some jewelry, you know to dress up his victims, a mask to hide his own face and a bible so they could pray for forgiveness after. Oh, and some prescription medicines. Again, not ideal if you need it immediately.