Sunday, February 26, 2012

Academy Awards Live Blog Part 2

OK, time for serious drinking. Its been fun. Don't be a stranger.

I love Uggie.

Really anti-climatic.

The crazy just wafts off Tom Cruise

Its been a long time for Meryl since she won. Viola coming over to kiss her is so classy.

"Brad, when you hit on me that night when you were stoned, who knew I would be up here talking about you for Best Actor."

I think George popped a blood vessel.

Closeup on Clooney's face if he loses. I bet he will be halfway out of his seat while Natalie is opening the envelope.

Tom Cruise talking about movies is just like his Scientology rant. That creepy laugh.

Steve Jobs for?????? Elizabeth Taylor was rightfully last.

Jimmy Kimmel as John Cusack

7p-8p

No Oprah. Today is the 7th day and God rested.

The Artist director slipped some tongue to his wife. A real kiss. Not just air. I love French accents.

Hello Ireland. Just for that win, I will celebrate St. Patrick's Day for the next 15 minutes.

Hello Milla. Come look at my Fifth Element.

You know what the Oscars is missing? The Emmy Award singers. #givewilmervalderramaajob

Start with the guy who f**ks his granddaughter & give an award to the guy who f**ks his daughter.Voters have scary stuff on their hard drive

Please be Bridesmaids

Huh. I think Wahlberg picked Moneyball. Angelina was pretty excited a non Brad Pitt movie won.

I almost saw Angelina's "Jolie"

Will Arnett is a funny funny man. Doing a Hulu commercial and mentioning Arrested Development which will only be on Netflix

You can skip the actresses when passing out the candy and popcorn.

Would you rather lose if there were 9 others against you?

50/50 chance of picking best original song

Jonah Hill was behind Brad and Angelina. Now he is next to them. Baby sitter interview?

Penelope Cruz looks like a Spanish Grace Kelly tonight.

An old white guy is the President of the Academy. Shocker.

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AndrewBW said...

Frist!

EmEyeKay said...

Frist?

EmEyeKay said...

How many drinks have YOU had, andrew?

Jackie said...

I know you weren't talking to me, EmEyeKay, but I've had 5 shots. Wish i had more, really. ;)

Laura said...

lol

nolachickee said...

Someone get Nolte out of there! Billy was just wrong to mind read him as AAAARRRGGGG.

ForSure said...

Click on the title of the new post and view it as a page instead of as a pop up box. Click refresh to see more comments. Make your lives easier. :)

BigMama said...

I am so glad Angie changed it up by going with clingy black with red lipstick.

Your killing me tonight enty, thank you!

Sadie said...

I love it when Billy does and thats what they're thinking! HILARIOUS!!!

Laura said...

Camy looked cute.

Not A Ninny said...

"This boring note from an Academy suit brought to you by the Association of American Distillers..."

EmEyeKay said...

Jackie, sorry :(

Jason Blue Eyes said...

This is going to hurt. I get to see my hero John Williams lose best score.

ecua said...

So is this where all the cool kids are posting now? :)

EmEyeKay said...

Penelope looks gorgeous, very Grace Kelly

EmEyeKay said...

oh ecua, you're cool too!

kj said...

there's your tintin jason

nolachickee said...

Look at Owen next to Penelope. No wonder he's depressed. It's not just his looks - to me, he doesn't act. His mannerisms and the way he speaks are ALWAYS the same.

AndrewBW said...

TinTin was terrific.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

SAY THEIR GODDAMN NAMES!!!

amazonblue said...

FS - thanks for the short cut!

Jackie said...

No worries, Em!

Totally think The Artist composer should win

ecua said...

Aw, thanks, EmEyeKay!

amazonblue said...

Did Penelope cut her hair?

EmEyeKay said...

did he just drop a condom?

timebob said...

oh yay Uggie showed up! Harvey from TMZ gave a big plea for him to be there.

ecua said...

I've got so much love to give...especially to you, Penelope Cruz. Meet me out back.

EmEyeKay said...

oh god, cymbals

ForSure said...

You are welcome amazonblue, glad someone finally saw it. I'll keep reposting it from time to time. :)

Laura said...

I don't even speak french and that made me choke up a little.

EmEyeKay said...

that should take care of the buzzing sound

kj said...

i think will ferrell ought to host
he would just tear up some of those pretentious peeps

nolachickee said...

Will and Zach - my heart is bursting! They're better in the same outfit than Tommy Boy and Dustin in Rain Man.

EmEyeKay said...

FS, I think you should. I think those who don't understand get too far behind to read when you post the instructions.

auntliddy said...

Look! Its Mr Poppers Penguins!

Amy in MI said...

Hows it original score if he took some of Vertigo's and other scores in his "original score?" Oh wel

ecua said...

I love Will Ferrell. I just do.

Ms. Good Intentions said...

So this is off topic but as a lurker, I have wondered where Rita has been!?! Sorry if this has already been discussed on the site but I haven't seen any comments from her in weeks. I've always appreciated her opinion here...

Amy in MI said...

FIGWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EmEyeKay said...

Will is one of my favorites

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@Amy - Exactly. And 8 minutes worth. What Harvey W. wants Harvey gets.

Ms. Good Intentions said...

Just curious if she has been around?

Janet296 said...

All hail Bacchus!!

EmEyeKay said...

Ms. Good, she's just not HERE, but she's around, I talked to her the other day on a different site. Some people were really rude to her and I think it bummed her out, but I don't know for sure. I miss her, too. She was always nice to everyone, even if they were total fuckwads.

Beedee99 said...

Like these people eat buttery popcorn...

Kelly said...

Where are you @bnl?

Laura said...

@kj - I could get behind Will as a host.

Laura said...

Get ready Jackie, Angie is coming up!

DisembodiedThumb said...

Thanks for the welcomes in the last thread, y'all are awesome. I love the posts here, read 'em almost every day.

Wasn't ZachG a popular guess to a Blind about a funny who hugs all the ladies and asks them out?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@EmEye - Rita has as much right to be hear as any of us. Tell her I said hello.

Not A Ninny said...

You people are soused!

EmEyeKay said...

You guys don't think Will would be a little much for a host? He's so bigger-than-life.

nolachickee said...

Angelina is going to present? Wow.

Kelly said...

Are ya done in girl?

amazonblue said...

what happened to the adjusting microphone? They had one in previous years, fun to watch it go up and down.

Kelly said...

Here, here!

EmEyeKay said...

Jason, I'm writing it down right now so I don't forget - I will do it tomorrow morning, promise. And ITA with you on that.

nolachickee said...

@bnl - you ok? I'm with @RenoBlondee, we haven't heard from you for awhile.

Maybe she hooked up with Vinnie/Paulie....

Jackie said...

I'm feeling it already, Laura!! LOL

Beedee99 said...

DRINK!

ecua said...

Eeeek, put that chicken leg away, AJ!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Hello Morticia Addams.

Beedee99 said...

How's your leg Angie?

EmEyeKay said...

O M G Angie giving good LEG

AndrewBW said...

OMG just had to down a fifth of Scotch!

nolachickee said...

Angie is fucked up. Or was earlier in the evening and should now be in bed.

AliB936 said...

What is wrong with Angie Jo??, she seems more off than usual.

kj said...

if the camera puts on ten pounds and angie's lips weight 20, just how much does she weight?

EmEyeKay said...

LOL Andrew

califblondy said...

Welcome Thumb. I was hoping Rita would show tonight. She was fun on GGs' night.

Whoa, there's Angie.... I got some drinking to do...

Janet296 said...

Angie even stands weird.

EmEyeKay said...

Califblondy, I had SUCH A HEADACHE the next day!

Amy in MI said...

Angie please eat something so my previous lesbian fantasy with you can come back

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Is the co-writer of The Descendants named Fat Nixon?

Not A Ninny said...

Fair or not, no screenplay will win an Oscar with George's name on it.

DisembodiedThumb said...

Angie looks ha-ha-hammered.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Moby co-wrote The Descendants?

Sadie said...

Angie needs to go the way of Demi...REHAB!!!

Beedee99 said...

Hhahahahahahaaa...these are funny dudes

auntliddy said...

Yeah, Angue seems completely out of it. She looks weird too.

EmEyeKay said...

the dude making fun of Angie will never be heard from again...

ecua said...

I knew a girl who dated Payne in the mid-90s. What a wackadoo she was! She ended up stalking him after he dumped her.

DisembodiedThumb said...

Ahahaha the guy is posing like Angie too! Priceless. I like Alexander Payne (Sideways, swoon).

Jackie said...

"What a great night for my mother to be in the audience." -Mike Wisouski

Sadie said...

Does anyone else here the tunnel sound when they talk into the mic?

auntliddy said...

Meant Angie of course, lol

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Angie's forehead is so shiny I can se MYSELF in it.

Amy in MI said...

Yay! Dean Pelton won an Oscar!

califblondy said...

Angie's arms are sooooo skinny.

ecua said...

I'm so glad that guy called AJ out on her ridiculous vamp-pose!

Laura said...

I know it won't happen, but please Kristen win!

AliB936 said...

I wanted the Wiig to win =(

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Payne's has to somewhat cool if his favorite movie is La Dolce Vita.

YAY WOODY!!!!!!!!!!!!

ecua said...

And the Oscar goes to the creep who is currently f-ing his former stepdaughter.

kj said...

great the child molesters are well represented tonight

Ms. Good Intentions said...

Thanks for the update Em! I missed that particular thread but can understand the frustration. I hope she comes back. Most of the time she says what I am thinking which is great because I can't usually post during the day.

I've seen her on other sites too but lately CDAN is all I have had time for.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Wener Herzog. YES!

nolachickee said...

I cannot believe Woody won! Good for him. Though it's obvious why he is usually shunned.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I meant Werner. Not Wener. I'm gone.

nolachickee said...

RDJ in this video - priceless. I hope that he makes it.

EmEyeKay said...

Funny, Jason, I didn't even notice the typo

AliB936 said...

Ugh I am really over Sacha Baron Cohen. I just don't get his brand of humor.

Beedee99 said...

Adam...I love you...but the truth is you need to spend some of your millions on some new clothes..

Not A Ninny said...

I guess that Polanski's win broke the Academy's creep-o-ban, because I thought Woody would never win again.

Reese said...

I share your sentiments on Penelope Cruz tonight, Enty. She looks timelessly elegant, and so beautiful. Michelle Williams isn't looking too bad either.

AndrewBW said...

@Jason at least you didn't type Weiner Herzog!

AndrewBW said...

I'm not a big fan of Penelope Cruz but she did look very nice today, one of the best if not the best.

DisembodiedThumb said...

My Mom picked Midnight In Paris to win, I said No Way. Meh. Haven't seen any of his flicks since Crimes & Misdemeanors, my loss more than his am sure. Just can't get past the seducing-the-stepdaughter-he-helped-raise part.

EmEyeKay said...

Ms. Good, the same thing used to happen to me all the time - she'd say what I was going to say, so I agreed with her a lot.

She reminds me of my sister so much, they write the same.

Jackie said...

Mila looks weird too. But that could be the vodka.

ecua said...

Milla looks like she REALLY wants us to find her sexy.

EmEyeKay said...

Hey, Enty and I said the same thing about Penelope. He's got good taste :)

AliB936 said...

Wiig looks awesome tonight, she really is a natural beauty.

Laura said...

I love the those ladies - why can't they group host the Oscars!

EmEyeKay said...

MULTIPASS

Susan said...

The best bit so far was that writer striking a pose like Angie.

This program is such a shitfest. It just sucks!!!

All of their pretentious jokes: Making a million for voicing a cartoon; buying the Dodgers. It's like douchebag central up in there.

Was that bit with RDJ and Goop supposed to be entertaining?

All of your comments are cracking me up.

ecua said...

Aw, what a nice dad.

EmEyeKay said...

Read something about Kristin that said when she dresses up for the red carpet her goal is to look "haunted". Huh.

timebob said...

@EmEyeKay if you chat with Rita again. Let her know everbody at some points gets into a tangle with some trolls.

I got into a huge thing once becuase some took offense at my using "hubris" in the wrong context in their over educated egotistical eyes.

Trolls go away, if she ever gets into a thing again we are here and have her back.

AliB936 said...

I love Melissa McCarthy but that dress does nothing for her.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

SCORSESE!!!!!

Beedee99 said...

That was awesome!

nolachickee said...

I really like that black disco dress on Rose. Dig her fashion sense.

Laura said...

GOUP HOST NEXT YEAR!! Scorsese - DRINK!

EmEyeKay said...

@timebob, I'm putting you on the list!

califblondy said...

EmEm, we'll do a hangover check in the morning. Right Enty?

OMG, now we know the drinking game word. That was funny. Scorcese looked clueless.

Jackie said...

I guess we should have gone with Scorsese instead of Angelina.

EmEyeKay said...

didn't someone suggest Scorsese earlier? Am I confused?

EmEyeKay said...

wow, ellie's hair perfectly matches her dress. or vice versa

DisembodiedThumb said...

HA, Scorcese is the IRL drinking word game? Love it.
"Swamp rats from Lousisiana". They look like characters.

Not A Ninny said...

Spare me with the fucking trolls bullshit....

Some of you are just a little too precious with yourselves.

nolachickee said...

I'm sorry, but I'm usually into this show. This year, not so much. I'm glad I'm hanging with you all, but I also wish I watched the Walking Dead. Love that show.

Beedee99 said...

When does Jimmy start? I'm holding out for him..

Laura said...

We had Hugo winning but we should have added Scorsese by name!

EmEyeKay said...

This isn't a very exciting Oscars at all!

Sadie said...

EmEyeKay the Scorcese drinking game originated at the SAG Awares by the bridesmaids actresses

EmEyeKay said...

oh to have been on the set of Bridesmaids...!

Amy in MI said...

That was me that mentioned the Scorsese drinking game - The girls started it at the GG's

EmEyeKay said...

is anyone going to watch GCB? this is the first i've heard of it

Unknown said...

I was precious with myself once in public and almost got arrested.

EmEyeKay said...

Thank you, Amy

LOL @Netta!

Ms Cool said...

I never saw any fighting with Rita on here. Was that suring the GG live chat?

Ms Cool said...

Er, During.

nolachickee said...

GCB looks like a great new show...

Michael Douglas - I had a big crush on him in the 80's. Not so much now.

Jackie said...

I think Michael is looking good for being as sick as he was.

Amy in MI said...

Good Christian Bitches looks awesome.



Am I the only person who cant STAND a Woody Allen film? I tried, but nothing works for me

EmEyeKay said...

ms. cool, I don't remember when, not that night tho.

Kelly said...

@Netta lmao!

ecua said...

Thank GOD, not Woody Allen.

nolachickee said...

Marty's dissed again, y'all.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Michel having my tissues won.

Jackie said...

Amy, I don't like Woody either. :)

WUWT? said...

Morgan Freeman didn't clap for the short documentary award going to the burn victim treatment movie. Made him look uncaring. Sandra Bullock was near tears. Or acted like it.

EmEyeKay said...

amy, that is NOT what it stands for... is it?

kj said...

jeez, i am watching this without a drink. it's too late to start now. ugh

Kelly said...

@Amy I don't get the Woody love either.

AndrewBW said...

@Amy - I've never been a big fan of Woody Allen. I thought a few of his films were amusing in the seventies and early eighties, but nothing since. What's worse I don't even like those now. A couple of years ago I saw Manhattan on TCM. I loved it when it came out, but now I just thought it was appalling.

WUWT? said...

On another channel, we are missing boardroom action on Celebrity Apprentice. I hope it's killing the Trump to know he's losing his time slot BY FAR.

ecua said...

I remember Texshan giving Rita a hard time.

AndrewBW said...

@KJ it's never too late!

Kelly said...

Meryl looks amazing!

EmEyeKay said...

...says the guy who can't type "first" ;)

Jackie said...

Meryl IS amazing!!

Laura said...

Yep, it is never too late so grab a glass. I like it when everyone gets along - I told y'all I was naive.

Kelly said...

Omg they are so full of themselves gross.

auntliddy said...

Yup, that dress is a dud!!

EmEyeKay said...

c'mon, andrew, made that joke just for you!

amelie said...

Yawn....

ecua said...

I loathe Woody Allen films. Mostly because he makes the lead actor portray him, including the annoying way he talk/whines. That, and the creepy predatory way he initiated a relationship with his stepdaughter. Gross. I just can't get past it.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I think the GG live blog had more people than are here tonight.

EmEyeKay said...

didn't we break 900 comments?

HannahPalindrome said...

I didn't like the guy making fun of Angelina.
I don't care if she looked like an idiot.
So immature. Is he a child?

I expect a kid to make fun of someone, not an adult.

Laura said...

I think there is about the same amount as posters as the GG's - maybe more comments?

EmEyeKay said...

hannah, he'll never work again, so i'm sure he's learned his lesson.

amelie said...

I think the best part of this show is the commercials....

DisembodiedThumb said...

Tissue Time!

EmEyeKay said...

they aren't giving us a lot of comment-worthy material, except "yawn"

Not A Ninny said...

If Woody had won the directing Oscar there might have been a half-hearted response. Two would have been hard for a lot of people in the hall to take, I'm guessing.

EmEyeKay said...

christ, we were all talking about our jobs earlier!

kj said...

the fro is back

Jackie said...

Fro!

Andrea said...

@Jason B E & all--just wanted to chime in and say that I was here for both the GG blog and tonight's live blog. Have been thoroughly enjoying everyone's commentary.

Amy in MI said...

@EyEmKay - yes it stands for Good Christian Bitches - book series....


Who is this?

EmEyeKay said...

when did Ken Russell die?

califblondy said...

LOL @ Netta.

I haven't liked a Woody Allen movie in years and years, but I did think Midnight in Paris looked interesting.

I think I'm flipping the channel to Amazing Race... but I'll keep up with the drinking and checking in here.

auntliddy said...

Yes! They really can't get overthemselves tonight! I'm losing interest- I highly doubt even actors care about "Best Edited Non Cartoon jerkfest soundtrack" award. Cut it ti 2 hrs max, just show us the major awards and call it a night.

EmEyeKay said...

thanks Amy. I wondered...

Amy in MI said...

Ken Russell died in November...


And Jim Rash, the bald guy that made fun of Angelina, is on Community with Joel McHale... He is hilarious

EmEyeKay said...

... and I shouldn't be, but I'm surprised.

DisembodiedThumb said...

Aw, ending with La Liz.

Not A Ninny said...

There are heads wagging in Emeryville that Jobs got an "Executive" nod. He actually had very little to do with building Pixar.

nolachickee said...

I realize that Whitney was on a downhill slant for a long time - but I'm still upset. Waiting to Exhale is one of my favorites.

kj said...

please god, dont let lindsey lohan be elizabeth taylor even on the lifetime network.

kj said...

please god, dont let lindsey lohan be elizabeth taylor even on the lifetime network.

EmEyeKay said...

oh god, I know that guy, he scares me, but he IS FUNNY. Well, I guess he'll work again, just get an awful lot of s@#t.

Beedee99 said...

Crap..I'm lost in blogger world.

auntliddy said...

The commericials do rock

AndrewBW said...

RIP Liz.

DisembodiedThumb said...

I wonder if somewhere Woody Allen is saying "Really? Are you, are you sure?".

WUWT? said...

They almost changed it to Good Christian Belles for the TV show, but decided to go back to the original book title, but to abbreviate it for TV ads.

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