Apparently the two big engagement stories this week are not actually engagements at all. Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are not engaged despite the fact that Kylie Minogue sucked it up and offered her congratulations to the guy who was her boyfriend for a long time and cheated on her pretty much the entire time. They never ended up getting married, but when she thought he was going to she Tweeted congratulations. You know, that was a pretty classy move by Kylie especially considering how awful he treated her. This is exactly the kind of guy Halle likes. The ones who treat her like crap. Not sure why that is, but apparently even though all of us can see from the outside what a person is like and realize where this is all headed she cannot see what we see.
In other engagement news that did not happen, Nina Dobrev is not getting hitched anytime soon to Ian Somerhalder. Now this couple is a good couple. I wish these crazy kids would get married. Crazy kids? Seriously? I feel like I just watched back to back to back Sinatra movies or something. Ian and Nina are a great couple and if anyone should get married it is them, but they are still kind of young. No need to rush to get your first marriage out of the way. It will come naturally and as you progress through marriages they get easier.