When Brooke Mueller was arrested this weekend for coke possession and third degree assault, she did not stay in jail very long. It turns out that the reason is she made her one phone call to Charlie Sheen. Isn't he still in Colombia? I would imagine he would be in some kind of drug coma by now, but apparently was still functional enough to post the $11,000 bond which is what he spends on hookers in a night. According to Radar, Brooke's parents would not post bail and wanted her to stay in jail. Yeah, well they might have been having a pub crawl that night and thought Brooke would be a spoilsport and not want to go. Brooke's parents are the ones watching the twins right? Yeah those twins are going to be all messed up too. Brooke just is not going to ever get better. Period. Not the way it is now. She either needs a 24 hour sober coach or to go away for six months where they will not just let her sign herself out. There is no other way.