Sunday, December 11, 2011

Ashton Kutcher Turns Down Lea Michele

Earlier this week Lea Michele invited Ashton Kutcher to spend New Years Eve with her and her family. Ashton turned her down by telling her he did not know what he is going to do for the holidays. Apparently he is just not that into her but he did say it with glee. Maybe New Years Eve is too soon for Ashton to recover from his affair to remember. Valentine's Day might be a better time for Lea to ask him out. They could just end up being friends with benefits, but then it can be like 50/50 whether or not Lea gets knocked up. In Ashton's world that is how to lose a guy in ten days. Of course if he does try to leave, he should probably get a bodyguard. He would be much better off marrying his princess bride and living happily ever after.

17 comments:

MISCH said...

Am I missing something here ? Why did she invite him in the first place.

chopchop said...

Hilarious post, Enty!

timebob said...

Lea needs to take it down a notch. The movie is tanking, she needs to move on and stalk another actor.

LTG said...

I see what you did there, Enty! Awesome!

MizCaramel said...

she's not a natural beauty is she? He's a loser.

RenoBlondee said...

That was too cute Enty!

mooshki said...

I hate Lea Michele, and I especially hate Rachel Berry, but she's still too good for Asston.

Moosefan said...

Maybe they could get engaged at The Lake House? The Shining new ring would be To Die For! Could yall just hear The Crazies?

Jessica said...

I still think that Sara Leal girl is going to claim she is pregnant. She wouldn't be showing yet, so she still has some time to be believable while she tries to cash a few checks. We'll see...

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Lea just doesn't fit into Ashton's plans of going to Vegas on New Year's Eve and banging strippers.

annabella said...

is it mean to say lea is over reaching? I'm no ashton fan, but he's much higher up on the food chain than she is. I don't think that she will be a movie star and that she will not be one of the tv queens for very much longer.

The Black Cat said...

JasonBlueEyes LOL Truer words have not been spoken.

Not A Ninny said...

I'm sure he'd be willing to do NYE with her but WITHOUT her family. That was the obvious date killer.

Danielle said...

One minute she has a "big italian family" the next minute she's half spanish, half jewish. Which is it?

Lelaina Pierce said...

Very cute, Enty.

I though Lea Michele had some long term boyfriend? When did they break up?

Dishtlk said...

@lelaina Pierce That's what I was wondering too?! Weren't they constantly inappropriate with the PDA everywhere?

Lelaina Pierce said...

@Dishtlk - YES! I remember all the PDA stories, esp. the one where she was making out with her BF & some photog had to ask who she was & she said "Sarah Palin." Apparently, they broke up in September, so Lea is a free woman.

Advertisements

Popular Posts from the last 30 days