Monday, November 07, 2011

"Heifer Tried To Back Door Me."


The line of the night from Real Housewives Atlanta? You know, I really can't decide. The reason I want to give it to Sheree is because she said it about NeNe and you always get bonus points for that. Because in second place was Miss J who said, "Dick brought a girl back." See, as much as Real Housewives - Beverly Hills is my favorite, you just do not get one liners like this. I don't think they can think fast enough in Beverly Hills. The botox has seeped into their brains and one liners and zingers just do not magically appear. Oh how I would love to see one of the Beverly Hills wives start a funeral business though. I would love that. Hearses with flashing lights while Kim Richards tells a family about her family special while she sips from a flask.


Do you think Kim Zolciak pays her boyfriend? He sure does seem to do a lot of work. So do Arianna and Brielle. I also think Big Papa is still around. I think he has been around all along. I just don't see her giving him up at all.

Has anyone ever seen a musical vibrator? Do you want to buy songs for one?

Man - What you doing?
Woman - I'm on iTunes?
Man - Oh great. What songs are you buying?
Woman - Some new songs were just released for my vibrator. I am so excited.

And thus ends another week of Real Housewives - Atlanta.

13 comments:

~Z~ said...

I'm surprised they don't already have a Justin Beiber singing dildo.
I actually saw a JB singing toothbrush in the store last week.....

Patty said...

I thought that headline said "Hefner" and thought "seriously??!!" I was waiting for Hugh to get mentioned in the post and when he wasn't I saw that in my haste I misread. Carry on.

SusanB said...

@Patty - I thought it said Hefner too - the only reason I read the whole story since I don't watch any of the real housewives stuff.

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Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Atlanta is my favourite RH fanchise and I cannot wait for this episode to get online. I can't wait to hear "heffa"!

New Life and Attitude said...

1) I also thought it said Hefner

2) Each of the Real Housewives franchises hold special places in my heart for their outlandish craziness.

3) I can't wait to go home and watch the episode now.

4) That would be hysterical if Kim ran a funeral home.

Maja With a J said...

I have heard of the "iBuzz" before! It's like a little vibrating egg thingy that you somehow hook up to your iPod and it vibrates in time with the beat. You decide where to place the egg.

Tempestuous Grape said...

I love Sheree's one liners!

Kim is an abomination; she's truly a repulsive human being.

Lelaina Pierce said...

I think NeNe has the funniest one liners. She even had my husband laughing on Celeb Apprentice.

I can't wait to get home so I can watch this episode.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Back in '05, I went to an evening wingding at (the late lamented) Grand Opening, a kickass adult store in the Boston area, where they had the Dresden Dolls introducing a device called the Audi-Oh--you could plug it directly into your iPod, or it would pick up any music in the area and buzz along to the beat. Didn't actually strap it on, but did hold it for a bit, and yes, you could get quite the buzz out of it--some of us joked about wearing something like that to a NIN show would probably kill you, but you'd die with a HUGE shiteating grin on your face. ;-) (The Dolls had just come off a tour w/NIN.) Good times...

Merissa said...

itunes vibrators have been around for years.
I also like "what you don't understand is while you were running your mouth with him, I was running to the bank, sweetie"
I've been busting into laughter all day. I missed those atlanta trolls.

anonymei said...

Kim's Big Poppa would not lift a tissue was also a gem.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Kim is SO gross.

Isn't it cute how they are all starting on new business endeavors this season? Well, except Kim, of course.

Miami should be good.

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