Whenever I watch Teen Mom, which is really too frequently for an adult, I always find myself chuckling at the episodes where the couple or mom say to themselves they need to find a job and proceed to go apply for some minimum wage job. You never actually see them working at any of these jobs though. Not because cameras are not allowed in, but because they really do not need them. They make way more money for a few weeks on MTV than they would in two years working most of the jobs for which they are applying.
Now, that is not to say it will last very long after the cameras go away, especially if you are Gary Shirley. Gary must have himself confused with someone who makes way more than he does and also confused with someone attractive. Gary spent time in a Miami and while there decided to hit up a strip club. For 11 hours, Gary threw away almost $5,000 on lap dances and booze. Who spends 11 hours in a strip club?