Who Does Jennifer Lopez Marry Next?
Now that Jennifer Lopez is divorcing for the third time and also has a failed engagement under her belt, I wonder who she will marry next. I guess the money would probably be on Diddy. He is single, and doesn't cheat as much as he used to so would be an option. As I said in my reveal on July 4, Marc already has someone and has for sometime so he is getting ready to move on to his next marriage. So, she reads the reveal on the 4th and they fight all week and then she finally calls it quits the day before they were to meet Will & Kate. Works for me.
The funny thing is that both Jennifer and Marc were set to make millions as co-hosts or judges of a Simon Fuller Spanish language talent show and now it looks like only Marc will do it because Jennifer is not as popular in Spanish speaking countries and she refuses to host it with him. I think she thought they would choose her over him and she would be wrong.
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Jenny from the Bronx is a Diva...I pity the next guy.
Williams looks like he is whinnying in that photo.
I've wondered this myself, considering how this bitch can't stay single for longer than four days...
I know that some people want her with Clooney -- but he's too wary of the limelight, and he only likes bony brunette prostitutes who are great at tucking, shaving, and camoflauging their adam's apples. Let's be honest.
I think she and Simon Cowell should date (uh, if he's actually straight, that is). She likes to fall in love on the job, anyhow -- and talk about a meeting of EGOS. WHOA.
Do you really think that Diddly is famous enough for her anymore? Seriously. He is SO 2001. Actually, he's *really* so 1997...
Also, Simon seems to lack manners, ethics, and general compassion. He and J-Lo are probably fully compatible in that aspect. Not that Diddly has any of those things, either, but I canNOT see her taking Diddly back.
Isn't she TOTALLY hooking up with that young dude from her video, though? I can see her pulling a Madonna/Mariah and going for WAY younger men from here on out. Divas just love little boys they can boss around!
I would never wish Jennifer Lopez on George Clooney -- he actually seems to be a nice man with interests beyond conspicuous consumption, and she is his polar opposite, from what I can tell.
Honestly, it'll be someone into flash and that sort of lifestyle - remember her and Affleck on the yacht? Embarrassing. Even Marc was a flashy son of a bitch. But yeah, definitely in another serious relationship by mid-2012.
And I totally agree with Ida's assessment of Diddy. SO OVER.
I think Jen will go for someone up-and-coming, not someone already established. Maybe a little younger, to try to stay relevant. Like Matthew Morrison, or someone on that level. and he's in her next movie, so that's my guess.
I am picking A-Rod, fame's biggest MALE douchebag (JFtB is the biggest FEMALE.) I know he tends to prefer caucasian blondes but hopefully he can broaden his horizons a tiny bit.
Did you see that comment from Mary Louise Parker (I think) when asked about meeting Will and Kate? I think she said something like she didn't get to because Jennifer Lopez pushed her out of the way.
Here is the quote.
From Variety:
"A spokesman for Fuller's XIX Entertainment responded early Saturday that "Q'Viva!" is "going ahead with both of them as planned" and that the company would issue a statement next week with more details."
Won't she look like....a total joke if she re-marries quickly? I think she should just stay single...maybe she isn't cut out for marriage, given her career.
Wow, you have to shove pretty hard to knock Mary Lou off her center of gravity...
I think JLo will do the Selma Hayek thing and marry someone who is more removed from show business - although it will probably not work out better for her. Maybe she will be the new Liz Taylor and be married 10 times before it's over.
no, I actually think she will be reuniting with Diddy for awhile, but may not make it official. I rememberreading somewhere on another gossip site that Jennifer's mother(who is an old school puerto rican), saying she didn't want her daughter with a darker skinned man... Probably why she had kids by Marc, a puerto rican because trust me, if diddy didn't get in trouble with the law, jennifer would still be with him and her mother would have to grin and bare it!
A-Rod doesn't do Spanish or Puerto Rican in fact I wonder if he realizes Cameron Diaz is Cuban.
She'd have had someone in Marc's entourage on her payroll so he wouldn't humiliate her they way he did Dayonara Torres. She has to have known about the jumpoff -- it was probably a relief to her. IMO he tried to do her in on the Latin American show's business deal, if only as a control issue -- and Simon or his lawyers squealed to her management about it.
I'm going against the crowd - I think she was in a big hurry to marry before because she wanted children. Now that she has one of each, she may be happy going solo for a bit.
Skip the Clooney idea. Never going to happen.
Justin Timberlake. He gets his next beard and she will get fame and relevance. Ink is drying on the contract as we speak.
She just needs to marry herself. That relationship should actually last.
To add to my Justin Timberlake guess, I think he will be her beard as well as she being his, so she can sleep with PDiddy secretly.
If he cheated, isn't she the injured party? Why the pile on?
That said, I can't see her Justin T at all.
What about Kanye? That would be a fun train wreck to watch.
Lainey is suggesting Eminem. DON'T DO IT, MARSHALL! Unfortunately, I could actually see that.
"Ida Blankenship said ... Also, Simon seems to lack manners, ethics, and general compassion."
You clearly don't know much about Simon. He's a huge animal rights activist. He's actually a big softie underneath the persona you see on TV.
@cara - read the MV posts here and you'll see why Jlo doesn't get much sympathy on CDAN. Also, look at my post above and see how she shoved Mary Louise Parker aside so she could meet Will and Kate. Finally, TMZ is hinting that she is having an affair with some dude from her video.
Kid sis wrote: "Wow, you have to shove pretty hard to knock Mary Lou off her center of gravity..."
Nah, Jen just turned around too quickly and her giant ass knocked Mary Louise far across the room.
@chopchop -- well, consider me newly-educated. I had NO CLUE that Simon cared at ALL about animal welfare. That's an issue close to many hearts in the U.K., though, so I'm not too surprised.
Alright. If he's gone so far as to support PETA, that *definitely* means he and J-Lo aren't going to be yachting together anytime soon. J-Lo would wear a coat fashioned from skinned kittens if Cavalli handed it to her himself. She's pure evil that way (and in other ways, too, probably).
And it just goes to show how little I've paid attention to Idol this season: I forgot Simon jumped that ship about a year ago. Whoops.
I like him more now, though. So thanks for that, I guess.
I LOVE Cara's Kanye suggestion!! But I also can't see J-Lo as a willing beard. ;-)
Cara, JHo was cheating with Marc while he was still married to Torres. Both of them are pieces of shit, and the fact that they didn't last is hardly surpring, given that beginning.
I wish JHo would just realize, once and for all, that no one is ever going to love her as much as she loves herself. But she is obviously one of those stupid women who can't be single for more than 5 minutes, so I imagine within two months we're going to be seeing pics of her running around with some other guy she thinks can further her career. Skank.
I feel sorry for the twins,hope they will hire$$ someone to care about them!
Ida - even better...I just read that Seth McFarlane started a foundation/no-kill shelter & sanctuary for kitties (and possibly other animals?) in his mom's name this past week. I didn't think I could possibly love him any more...
I could see Jenny going with Jimmy Iovine for a while. Older guy, divorced, runs Interscope, and serves as mentor on American Idol. They're in each other's orbit already. And he can bolster her music career even more. Wouldn't shock me if they started fooling around.
Uhhh, am I the only one who thinks her next husband is going to be some Xenu bigwig?
She's rumored to be dating that William Levi dude. The guy who Enty put a few pics up of last week. The guy who a few posters here said looked like a douche. Well, Guess what? He's a MAJOR douche.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/07/jennifer-lopez-video-star-william-levy-sued-sexual-battery-alleged-victim-minor
Ick. Nast! I guess Marc gave her a taste for jerks.
No more marriages! She made a joke of "till death do us part". After the divorce from hell (finalized o e week ago today; holla!) I'm down on all marriage. But if a person MUST get married; 1 per person. How does it mean anything after you already showed that you will not stick it out, or that you are so annoying your partner will not stay with you? Seriously, 3 marriages???
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Definitely agree with the person who said she should just marry herself, definitely the best relationship for her haha
I just have a feeling it's going to be some random really rich guy who isn't a celebrity. I think she obviously won't date someone without money but I think she has had her fill of famous/or almost famous people.
I can't ever forget how everyone gushed when Marc and Jen got back together, how they were meant to be and all this other crap. Hilarious.
Marc was always a rebound guy. She hooked-up with him to save face after Afleck dumped her. I really liked Chris Judd and she screwed him over. I bet she gets someone younger and unknown. She likes to control her men and it will be happening by next month. This woman can NEVER be alone for long.
Henriette...I liked Cris Judd too, nice guy. I did not like her with Affleck. Diddy trying to kill somebody with her next to him in a bar, is definitely her classy style. Marc may cheat, but he is not the gangstah lowlife Jenny and Diddy are.
I bet Jenny jumps on Bradley Cooper in no time.
Henriette, I don't think Marc was a rebound as they had been in love years before. And incidentally, she dumped Ben as he was the one getting BJ's by Canadian strippers all caught on tape days before their wedding. Ben's a major sleaze.
Bubbles, IMO she treats men as trophies -- and she'd lost Marc to Torres (Miss Universe at the time, the ultimate trophy) and refused to give up until she won/got him back. The thinking at the time was that Afflect *let* himself get caught on film because he didn't want to marry JLo -- he'd been trying to get out of it, partly at his family's request (she diva'ed them at a family funeral) for quite a while but she refused to hear it.
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