I have to admit it. I have tried to go cold turkey from GOOP. I had to. Thursday mornings when the weekly newsletters came out were driving me crazy and I was spending way too much time writing about The Goopster and how she had no clue about what real life is like. Well, I gave in yesterday. I know, I know, but I had not eaten in 30 minutes so my blood sugar was low. What did I find? I found The Goopster not only modeling clothes for Spring and Summer, but then trying to sell them all to you. So, if you have $18,000 just sitting around you too, can be just like The Goopster because you know, if you cannot come up with the money for Chloe blazer and clutches and Stella McCartney dresses, you might as well just stay home all summer, or at least do not hang out with The Goopster. Yes, she has some lower priced options in the newsletter, but which ones are first? Which ones is she pointing out? All the pricey ones. To her, $18,000 is like parking meter money, but this is the thing, even if you drop the $18,000, it only gets you like three outfits. What the eff are you supposed to do the other 87 days of summer?