Today's Blind Items

This out B list television and movie actress just cannot resist cheating on her significant other. At this point, she does not even care who it is, or if she gets caught. She is confident her significant other will not leave her. She is kind of turning into the female version of Jeremy Piven.

Random Photos Part Two

It's that time of the year. It is time for you to send in your reader photos. Each day I will post a couple of them and do so every day until July 4th when I post them all in one big mass reader photo post during reveals. So, send them in and let the world know who you are. Or, at least your fellow readers.

These two men had the same name, were sentenced to the same prison and look like twins. However, they were not related but are the reason that fingerprints are now used when fighting crime.

Anna Kournikova gets up close with Enrique during a boat ride.
Covergirl has admitted that their model used fake eyelashes to promote a product which is supposed to give the fake eyelash look.
Going from fake to very real, the amazing curves of Christina Hendricks.
Emma Watson reading Chicken Soup For The Soul.
Gisele, Smishele. Probably going to get all dried out and wrinkly.
I think at the age of 60, this is the way Holly Madison will still be trying to earn a buck.
I'm waiting for the day that rings slips off her finger and ends up in the ocean.
Kendra waves because she thinks people care.
Biggest heels ever worn to a Starbucks?

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today.

LeAnn Rimes says that she is not skinny, just that she has well developed abs. Looks like bones to me.
Maria Shriver practices her singing lessons while walking down the beach at Malibu.
Nick and Vanessa at their joint wedding shower.
This is Six Flags outside New Orleans which has remained closed since Katrina. Haunting.

Pippa Middleton in Paris at The French Open.

Robert Pattinson filming his new movie in Toronto.
Scotty McCreery at Disney World.
Tori Spelling's cleavage continues to freak me out.

Brendon Urie Breaks Ankle - Keeps Playing

I often wonder if this kind of injury happened to Beyonce or Mariah Carey if they would continue to play. Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco broke his ankle performing this weekend in Florida. I mean really snapped it like crazy, but managed to keep on playing and performing.

Angelina & Brad Can't Agree On Marriage

Late last week, Brad Pitt gave an interview where he said the kids were all starting to pressure Brad and Angelina to get married and that Brad felt the time was getting close. In an interview this weekend with The Telegraph, I don't get the feeling that Angelina is quite in the same place. You know, in this case, she might have a point. Much like me, she has some failed marriages under her belt. It took me a good half dozen to get shy about the possibility of more, but, maybe after two Angelina has had enough of the ritual. She did get Brad's location tattooed and she said a bunch of nice things about him this weekend in that interview including that he is a man's man everywhere it counts. Hey, much, much better than saying he could measure up in certain areas.

Rachel Lay Will Be In Court Today

Apparently Rachel Lay assumed that because she is on a reality show that she is entitled to some kind of special privileges ala Lindsay Lohan and could blow off her court appearances and nothing would happen. Unfortunately for her, no one ever watches Saddle Ranch for more than one episode so the judge was not impressed and issued a warrant for Rachel's arrest after she failed to show for a hearing. So, Rachel is planning on showing up to court to deal with this big misunderstanding. Seriously, have you watched this show? Awful does not even begin to describe it.

Teenager Stoned To Death After Participating In Beauty Contest

In the Ukraine, beauty contest are a pretty big thing. It is one way to escape what can be a life of poverty and if you are lucky, maybe you can end up on Bachelor Ukraine starring Maksim. Well, for one Muslim girl in the Ukraine, entering a beauty contest did not turn out so well. Katya Koren finished seventh in her first beauty contest and for her reward was stoned to death by three fellow Muslim youths who said they killed the 19 year old and buried her in the forest because they were administering Sharia law. They said they would do it again. I bet what really happened is that Katya would have nothing to do with these a-holes and when she rejected their advances they decided to get even by killing her and then ended up trying to justify it under Muslim law, which they cannot, because the only thing stoning is supposed to be used for is adultery and even that is up to debate except for Iran which seems to take great pride in ticking off as many countries as possible with their interpretation of Muslim law.

Cheryl Cole Has Bad Week

Cheryl Cole has had a pretty bad week. She went from making almost $1M a week and starring in two of the biggest shows on the planet to earning $0 and having to spend all day listening to Derek Hough talking about the man bringing her down. You know, ever since Cheryl hooked up with Derek, she has been under this huge black cloud. She and her husband split, she got malaria, Girls Aloud has not done really anything, she lost her cushy judging spot on X Factor in America and now comes word she has been replaced in the UK version by Kelly Rowland. The only thing worse would probably be if Derek says he needs a place to stay permanently.

An Open Letter To Gillette

Dear Gillette,

First, I want to make sure you know this is not a letter to Penn Gillette, because he actually spells his name Jillette. I know, I know very confusing. No, this is a letter to the company Gillette. I am writing you this letter because I feel betrayed. I feel like you and your mad scientists at the company have screwed me over for the past 50 years.

About six months ago, I noticed that I was down to my last razor blade and made a mental note to myself that I really needed to go pick up another five pack of blades for my Mach 3. I bought one originally because I thought it would make me feel like Speed Racer. Then, later I realized he drove a Mach 5, and that I really had no use for the chimp I bought and calling every woman I met Trixie was really causing some confusion. Anyway, I digress.

Like many of my mental notes it ended up in some filing cabinet in my mind which sticks a lot and rarely opens. It was only after I noticed the blue strip on the razor really start to lighten that I moved the mental note into a higher priority. Well, out of sheer laziness, and my constant unwillingness to pay the outrageous prices that are charged for blades, I simply, cut back to shaving every other day. That was almost five months ago. For the past five months I have used that blade every other day, with no sign of this blue strip at all. I have seen no signs that the blade is doing anything differently that it was doing five or six months ago.

Each day that I use it, I get more and more angry because I count all those five packs I have bought through the years at about $10 bucks a pop, simply because the blue line began to fade. What is this blue line? Why has anyone never told me that the blue line was just a trick and that if you went beyond the blue line, nothing bad happened. There was no offside called or cuts to the jugular. It is simply a marketing trick to get you to shell out more money for a product that is prohibitively expensive in the first place, because if they did not have the blue strip on the product, then every person using the product would realize they never ever need to buy a new blade, or if they do, that it should only be once a year. Think about the hundreds of millions of dollars Gillette makes every year because they have that blue strip mind f**k going on.

Am I the only one who has been caught up in this game of theirs? Have you? Let me know I am not alone.

Planning Your Calendar Really Really Far In Advance

The Hobbit movies were both given a release date and if you are planning to by tickets to them, then mark your calendars for December 14, 2o12, and December 13, 2013. That latter date is the first movie scheduled for the 2013 holiday season. That is two and half years from now. That is crazy. I know you want to lock in a day early, but they do realize we are not even halfway through 2011 and they are talking about a date that is almost in 2014. Do you think The Hobbit movies will do any good? I liked the Lord Of The Rings movies but I didn't love them. I felt like it was some sort of 3 hour obligation I had to get through every year to prove to the world that I had watched them. I have only ever watched them once.

Snooki Has To Fill Out Accident Report

Yesterday when I saw the headlines screaming that Snooki had been taken into police custody and that she had hit a police car, my reaction was probably what yours would have been. That is if you even know who Snooki is. I don't blame you if you don't and you have moved right on without even reading a word of the article. But, if you do stick around, then yes, it would have been that Snooki was drunk out of her mind, and took out her anger on the police and ended up in custody. At least that is what the headlines would have you believe. Instead, it is just that Snooki hit the police escort they always have, and the police made her fill out an accident report at the police station instead of the side of the road.

Royal Couple Blow Off Vancouver - Not Canuck Fans

Buckingham Palace released a city itinerary of the Royal Couple's summer trip to North America, and for some reason, the couple decided that Vancouver was not worth the effort. Although it seems they are making the effort t explore almost every region of Canada, apparently Winnipeg and Vancouver are not high on the list of must sees for the couple. I actually find that pretty shocking. Instead of maybe even giving a half day to Manitoba and a half day to Vancouver, the couple have decided to spend three full days in Calgary. If I were in Manitoba or BC, I would be a little pissed. Apparently the reason is that the royal couple feel that Vancouver has been given enough international attention and also that Kate prefers the Flames to the Canucks. Just sayin'.

NY Post Blind Items

Which Hollywood hunk is known behind closed doors for asking women to slap him around while calling him "a bad boy?" He is also said to like sex toys .

WHICH right-wing politician's spouse bats for the other team? The pol's Bible belting can't keep the other half from the gay bars .

WHICH married TV news anchor is having an affair with a news assistant?

That's It For Today

It is now officially lunch time on a holiday and I have to light the grill. I need some meat grilled over hot coals and some wonderful cold, alcoholic drinks. Have a great day today everyone and be safe.

Miss Havisham And Pip To Have Sex?

One of the memories I have from English class way back in the day was watching the 1946 version of Great Expectations. For some reason I will always remember the lines, "Give me your name boy." "Pip sir. They call me Pip."

I also remember that Miss Havisham was a very old woman who walked around in her old wedding dress. Now though, the BBC is doing a whole new version of Great Expectations. Miss Havisham is going to be played by Gillian Anderson and they want her to be sexually charged. Pip is going to be played by a 19 year old actor named Douglas Booth. I get the feeling that Pip and Miss Havisham are going to be having some sex scenes.

How To Make Money While On House Arrest

Only Lindsay Lohan could make money while on house arrest. There should be some kind of prohibition about her sitting up on her roof everyday selling some new product while she pretends to read scripts. Like someone is going to give her a job. Notice how Lindsay is posing and smoking on the e-cigarette while the packaging is front and center for the world to see. Yes, because the company is like, we don't care if this make us look like a bunch of a-holes for giving her money, we know we will get our product's name out to the world. Have a product? Give Dina a call and she will have Lindsay up on that roof really fast with your product. If you do not have quite as much money, then Dina will send Ali up on the roof.

One Model Lives And One Model Dies After Falling 10 Floors To The Ground

Over the weekend, I kind of briefly heard about a model celebrating her 30th birthday party at a hotel, who had been play wrestling with another friend and then fell through a window 10 floors to the ground and died. It was tragic, but I did not think I was going to write about it. Then, this morning I took a closer look at the story and saw there were two women who went through the window, and the one who was not celebrating the birthday managed to live (pictured above). She is in critical condition in a hospital, but is probably going to make it. Can you imagine falling out a window 10 flights above the ground and living? I can't believe the windows were that weak at this hotel. How hard did they push each other into the window? What a horrible way to die. This reminds me a lot of the woman who was at her bridal shower and got paralyzed when her maid of honor pushed her in the pool. You just never know what is going to happen when you start goofing around.

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Trailer

Sony seems to be playing a little game with everyone. Notice at the beginning of the trailer how it looks like it is being shot with a hand held camera at a theatre. Yeah, that lasts for about five seconds and then the rest of the trailer looks perfect with no shaking, no audience and no sound issues. It is great marketing, but they should have kept up with the shaky thing throughout the entire thing. It is too easy to spot it as a marketing trick. When I watched the preview, it looks great, but honestly, it looks exactly like the Swedish version. Exactly. Oh, except for Daniel Craig.

Cindy Anthony Takes The Stand

On Friday, Casey Anthony's mom took the stand at the trial of her daughter. Both mom and daughter spent a lot time crying. Most of the testimony that brought out the tears was about the last time Cindy Anthony saw Caylee alive. It was a sad story and the mom remember everything about that day and what Caylee was wearing and then she and Casey looked at the pictures of the day and cried. When it came to the questions about what Casey had told Cindy about the whereabouts of Caylee, things became much more strained in the courtroom. I did not feel like I was getting the whole truth. I felt like I was getting answers, but not in depth, full and complete answers.

Somewhere Pimpa Joe Is Crying A Little

Over the weekend, Tony Romo got married to Candice Crawford. You just know that Pimpa Joe was off somewhere wishing it was his daughter who was walking down the aisle with Tony Romo. Instead, his daughter was probably somewhere paying her boyfriend his current month's salary or buying him dinner or making him feel alright that he does not have a job and lives off Jessica. Meanwhile, one of Jessica's other exes, Nick Lachey, was having a joint wedding shower on Sunday with his bride to be Vanessa.

Hangover 2 Sets Box Office Record

Although I am not really surprised that Hangover 2 eclipsed the $100 million mark for its opening weekend, I am shocked that it beat Kung Fu Panda 2. R rated movies never ever beat family movies, especially one with the base of Kung Fu Panda. Hangover 2 did just that at least domestically. Worldwide, the gap is much narrower and Kung Fu Panda might win. Hangover 2 grossed almost $140M this weekend domestically while Kung Fu Panda did almost $70M. It was a box office record for the weekend. Did you see either of them this weekend?

Happy Anniversary - The Contract Is Over

Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight have called it quits. According to Hollyscoop, the couple announced they were divorcing on their 5th anniversary. I also wonder if that is the date the contract ended. This is one of the strangest relationships ever. It was reality based from the start. Adrianne became someone when she won the first season of ANTM. She then moved on to The Surreal Life, another reality show where she met Christopher Knight and defying all logic seemed to actually like the has been star from 20 years ago who was almost 30 years older than Adrianne. Despite the fact she and Christopher had nothing in common except for a fondness at staring at her breasts, the couple married and then proceeded to have their own reality show. I think Adrianne envisioned the kind of success the Kardashians are having now, but has realized after numerous tries that it was no longer going to work. People just don't care about her like that so she needs to try again with someone else.

Sean Kingston Hurt In Jet Ski Crash

Last night Sean Kingston was driving a Jet Ski with a female passenger when he slammed into a bridge piling, totaling the craft, and sending Sean and his passenger to the hospital. Kingston was seriously injured while his passenger was less injured and able to talk to investigators. The accident happened at about 6pm last night, and hospital officials say they have stabilized Kingston. I hope he gets better soon.

Four For Friday - Cannes

With Cannes over for another year, I thought I would give you some very easy blinds about some happenings from the event.

#1 & #2 - This former A list movie actor who is lucky to have any friends at all, slipped his arm around the waist of this almost A list actress/director at an event, who shoved his arm away and said, "Do not touch me." Guess things are not as rosy as they seem.

#3 - Lets see. You are a B- list movie actress, who has come this close to having no career and then Cannes brings some big life back into it and you are off to talk to the reporters. You take two questions from the television reporters with radio and print waiting their turn. After the two questions, you turn to your publicist and say no more and walk away. Way to turn diva in two seconds.

#4 & 5- Person hated the most by the press? This up and coming director who is about to move from film festival darling to the mainstream. He did accomplish what many people would love to do when he got kissed by this almost A list movie actor at a press event.

Random Photos Part Two

For those of you in the States, I hope you have a great Memorial Day weekend, and please don't forget the meaning behind the Day.
Adam Ant in his comeback concert fell down and went boom.
Alicia Silverstone's husband smothers their newborn. Seriously, what is he doing?
Elle Macpherson somehow manages to exit her six foot frame with four inch heels and a very short dress from a taxi and do it gracefully.
So, you wanted some Game Of Thrones photos. Here are Sean Bean and
Nikolai Coster-Waldau doing some press for the show.
January Jones dares Zoe to tell everyone who the baby daddy is.
Jude Law shows off the latest trend, the soul patch for the head. Or you can just call it balding.
Kelly Osbourne has been dating this new guy for almost a month and they have not moved in together. Shocker!!
It didn't take Keira Knightley long to find a new guy.

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today.

Don't you think it would be interesting if Lady GaGa performed one night in a t-shirt and jeans?
"Hi. Welcome to my house arrest party. Booze is on the right, drugs on your left. To speed things up, please leave your valuables in the box in the middle of the room."
The Mile Cyrus world tour continues in Mexico City and she looks thrilled.
The famous Marilyn dress is supposed to fetch $2M at auction.
Michelle Rodriguez still on vacation in Cannes.
Bono tells Maria that he also has a love child with Arnold.
The best news of the day is that Paris wrecked one of her cars with another one of her cars.
Ryan Reynolds in Details magazine. He says he hurts over the breakup of his marriage.
Snooki, doing everything she can to set back Italian-American relations.
Teresa and Joe in Miami.