Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Is Jermaine Jackson's Hair Plastic?


As far as I am concerned, the first sentence in the new book by Jermaine Jackson's ex should say definitively whether the thing on top of Jermaine Jackson's head is plastic. After that she can get into the whole being the mother of children to both Randy and Jermaine Jackson. Yes, that is insanely interesting, but we need closure on the plastic.

Apparently Jermaine's mother has offered Alejandra a condo and $2500 a month to not write the book. So far she has turned down the offers. I personally would probably take the offer because how many copies of this book is she expecting to sell? Are you going to pre-order this on Amazon? Yeah, I think not.

21 comments:

Seachica said...

Negotiating tactic. She'll take the offer when it goes up to $5k/month. $2500k/month is only $30k/year - not enough to live on after taxes. The Jacksons are cheap.

mooshki said...

$2500 a month plus free housing? Sign me up!!!

RocketQueen said...

$2500/month and a condo? What is IN that book? Might be goooooood.

__-__=__ said...

She's laughing right now at $2500 a month. I'm with valerie! Maybe at $5000 a month - but with 4 kids, maybe not.

weezy said...

Maybe if they throw in medical coverage and a car.

Is Jermaine still in Africa? A few months ago he was stuck there (in Malawi?) because his passport had expired and he couldn't get it renewed without paying back child support.

Terri said...

She knows the secrets and will hold out for more money, knowing she will get it eventually. Condo? I'd demand a house. $2500/mo isn't much in California.

califblondy said...

That's one of the funniest headlines I've seen all day.

Even funnier though is the dollar amount offered by Katherine.

bluebonnetmom said...

Alejandro passed herself between two of Michael's deadbeat brothers. Some of these children are now adults or darn close to it. How is this Katherine's problem anyway? Who gives a crap what a disgruntled golddigger puts in a book about them? Like child molestation and child abuse among other things that have come out about this family. They are a hot mess.

weezy said...

she may have a problem with this book deal -- no matter how degrading or revolting the details she plans to reveal, chances are we already know it or suspect it.

Linnea said...

Yeha, I want to know if he is still stuck in Africa! Anyone know?

Anonymous said...

Can't stand this idiot.

lisap515 said...

she'd better get the cash up front...aren't they notorious for NOT paying their debt?

parissucksliterally said...

babies from 2 brothers, enough said.

weezy said...

lisap515 -- good point. The condo's title should be in her name, with maintenance and commons fees paid at least far enough in advance until the youngest child is 21, and guaranteed in Katherine's will for Alejandra's lifetime.

ardleighstreet said...

I just hope the $$$$$$$$ isn't coming out of the trust MJ had for his kids.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

I just hope one of them got to carry on the proud moniker of ~Jermajesty.~

weezy said...

Ardleigh --

ohhhhhhhhhh.

Good catch.

weezy said...

Plus this deal probably comes with a required waiver from her of any past or future child-support payments from both brothers. So Jermaine can get out of Africa, for one thing. That's probably how this deal started. Oh, honey, stick it to them *good.*

Majik said...

I think Jermaine is going for the Nipsy Russell tinman look in "The Wiz"....every time I see him, that's what I think of.

Pookie said...

'we need closure on the plastic'.

YES. WE. DO.

Gary T. Burnaska said...

I want to see this book published, just because MJ is dead does not mean that him or his family are a bunch of saints. They are a bunch of dirt bags and the dirt needs to be made public for the amusement of all.

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