Wycleaf Jean was shot in the hand in Haiti over the weekend and it was not Charlie Sheen who did it. I saw that Charlie Sheen was headed to Haiti to bring them his comedy show because I am sure they will all understand and appreciate how a guy who made $2M a week would give that all up to do coke and sleep with porn stars. I mean, I am sure all the people in Haiti will be able to relate to that. Maybe he is going because he is a warlock. Anyway, when I saw the words Charlie Sheen, Haiti, and gun shot, I immediately flashed back to Kelly Preston. It turns out though that Charlie is not in Haiti yet, and that Wycleaf is doing ok and will get back to winning as soon as possible.