Mark Wahlberg vs Will Smith - Who You Got?
The Celebrity Boxing promoter has offered Will Smith and Mark Wahlberg, $1M each if they will square off against each other in a fight on February 26. Now, I assume that both of them will say no, but if they did agree, it makes you wonder who would win. In my opinion, even though they have both portrayed boxers in a movie, I think Will Smith would beat the ever loving crap out of Mark Wahlberg. Just like he can't sing, I don't think Mark Wahlberg can really fight. I don't know if Mark would sit in the corner and cry, but I just don't think he could stand a chance of even getting in a punch on Will. Mark's only hope would be if Jada Pinkett Smith decided that during the fight would be a good time for the couple to have sex, since they probably have not had boxing ring sex.
At that point, Mark could attempt to knock out Will or keep him down on the floor of the ring.
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Damn. That's a hard one, but...I'll go with Marky Mark. I was originally going with Will Smith, but changed my mind at the last second.
Marky Mark... Boston Boy...
mark - he's been training for years with a boxing ring in his frickin house.
@canadachick
That was my train of thought too. I worry that Will Smith has been too big for too long and might have forgotten how to fade.
Was it you, Enty, who posted the piece over a week ago about how Marky Mark thinks he could prolly give Manny Pacquaio a run for his money now that he's "trained" as a fighter? Might have been on the Superficial. Best laugh I've had in a long time. Sit DOWN, Wahlberg.
Mark Wahlberg.
He's a Southie. Southies are BRUTAL when provoked.
Oh, that's easy...Go Mark! No longer like Will Smith.
Always bet on the Black guy.
Wahlberg ! he's pugnacious
Hm... I wonder how much money they would need to do this? Anyone care to venture a guess?
I am with the Marky Mark voters.
Will Smith. He's naturally athletic, and I don't think Wahlberg's training could beat that.
@linnea - I think if a charity aspect was thrown in, then they'd do it.
And Will isn't allowed to have Jada come in mid fight or throw his kids in to protect him.
Will is bigger, but Mark would be tougher. Mark would win, I reckon. I doubt Will has been in many (or any) fights, whereas I'm sure Mark has in his life.
I'd put my money on Marky Mark. He's like a vicious ferret from Boston.
I vote for Mark W.
Hmmm...dunno. Not sure how tall WS is, and if he is significantly taller I'd maybe go with WS. Otherwise if they are closer in height to each other, I might go for MW due a couple of factors-- 1) what is probably more recent boxing training; and 2) stockier build.
i can't believe you think will would win that one, enty. wahlberg was a mean street kid and did a lot of fighting---i bet he could beat the living shit out of will smith.
now if jada was fighting.....that might be different.
I'm on the Marky Mark bandwagon!
Marky Mark all the way. Feel the vibration!
I think Marky might take Will. See, Will isn't aware that COS is like Kryptonite and weakens one's strength (and credibility).
@ linnea, Probably at least 10 mil
ughh Dislike them both but will side with Marky Mark over Will. Will'd only brag about having sex with Jada under the ring.
If I'm backing people who were in fight movies I'd back Daniel Day Lewis.
philly vs beantown...i think i have to go w/ wahlberg, enty. willy strikes me as someone who'd bust a silly move for a laugh, where marky mark looks scrappier.
Marky Mark,hands down...good god. one pop in the face and Will would be crying like a lil baby "Not the face,NOT THE FACE!"
like others said..MM is a Southie.
I'd go with Mark. He's got that anger just simmering under the surface. You can see it in his eyes. Will looks like he could crack up anytime, rather than just crack.
Now, if it were a singing competition....
In addition to being a Southie, I'm pretty sure Markie Mark has either served time or at the very least, been arrested for being a bad ass. I don't think I'd bet against him.
Yeah, Wahlberg is a scrapper. Also, a racist asshole.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Wahlberg
Wahlberg was arrested for assault and battery and spent time in prison. Will Smith is a pampered Philly suburban kid. Wahlberg has trained longer and harder than WS did for Ali years ago.
Don't always bet on the black guy or the bigger guy. Margarito was much taller and Pacquiao pounded the crap outta him.
Wahlburg all the way.
Mark, totally.
lol@Will has forgotten how to fade
Yeah, if you check out that Wikipedia bio, he was quite an asshole in his youth, even serving time (45 days of a two year assault conviction) in the Deer Island HOC; between blinding someone and breaking jaws, he's got far more experience at seriously beating the shit out of people than the Fresh Prince.
Will and Jada actually have sex? I'll be damned...
Vote for Mark, and as Will is going down Mark will of course shout out, 'say hi to your mother for me'.
I'm with Matthew.
Mark would fight a nasty, mean fight.
Marky Mark all the way!
"Say hi to your mother for me." HA!!
Marky Mark for sure! He looks like he could cut a bitch. Will Smith seems to wholesome for me now.
Jada on the other hand...
Marky would wipe the floor with Will. Growing up in Southie would be considered adequate training for boxing, kickboxing, football, and probably hockey - and that is just grade school. LOL
mw. ws is upper crust. mw is a thug.
Yup Mark was out street fighting
while Willy was crooning 'Parents Just Don't Understand!'
You're wrong on this one Enty.
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