Courtney Love Says She Is A Prude - Looks Her Best After Sex
The one image I did not need in my head on a Monday morning was how Courtney Love looks after sex. She told Elle in an interview that she looks her best after sex. "I look my best after good sex - like we all do. Among the things I'm not very good at include casual sex, knitting, sewing, giving up smoking and playing hard to get when it's most important."
I am glad she is not good at knitting because one thing that Courtney probably does need in her life is easy access to knitting needles. To me, that would be just asking for trouble. As weird as she gets sometime I can see her running around the house with them and causing all kinds of mayhem.
Would you ever think Courtney was prudish? Me either, but in her fantasy world she is. This is that alternate world that I think only Courtney ever sees. "I'm possibly the most separate from my public image as any celebrity that has ever lived. In fact, I'm outrageously wholesome. I've even been told I'm a bit prudish."
Delusional.
ReplyDeleteDamn, she looks Tranneylicious in that pic, lol
ReplyDeleteWho is even having sex with her these days? Anyone? Bueller?
ReplyDeleteWell, you're prudish about sex if you're not into three-somes or group sex so I get that part. I think she's highly entertaining! Highly!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's the post-coital knotted hair and smeared make-up that inspire her usual daytime looks.
ReplyDeleteoh, the bean...the poor little bean.
ReplyDeleteum, Court when men don't want to have sex with you. It's not you being prudish, it's them running for their lives.
ReplyDeleteOutrageously wholesome and prudish? Really? REALLY???
ReplyDeleteYeah, she's the poster girl for clean livin'.
She's obviously just had sex when that picture was taken.
ReplyDeleteEspecially now that they allow knitting needles on planes again. Can you say "emergency landing?"
ReplyDelete"I've even been told I'm a bit prudish." Who told you that, Courtney? One of those voices in your head?
ReplyDeleteUgh. She's done shit to her lips, hasn't she? Gross.
ReplyDeleteBy saying she's not good at playing hard to get, I'm gonna go ahead and translate that to "I scare the fuck out of a man I'm chasing when I like him."
Disgusting.
ReplyDeleteThis from the women who said she had to be better at sex than the 'pretty girls' because she wasn't pretty. She must have joined the church of the born again virgins.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA! (sigh) Awesome.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh, Court.
You'd think if she was that into knitting she would wear a sweater now and then.
ReplyDeleteOh, dear...I can't be the only one who remembers when Courtney did an interview for some UK music magazine (Mojo?), during which she got a complete brazilian wax and, IIRC, ran around naked outside--I want to say it was right around Christmas time. Sorry I don't remember all the specific details, but considering that the most memorable line from the interview was "Wax my anus!", well...I think somehow you'll all understand.
ReplyDeleteRocketQueen: Rumor has it that back in the day, Trent Reznor had to jump off his hotel room balcony and land on his then-manager's balcony on the next floor just to avoid Courtney after she convinced the maid to let her in his room. This was during the period after the unfortunate one-night-stand/fling that he still won't admit to, when she was chasing him all around the country, claiming to be pregnant, talking trash about him, etc. etc. etc. I can see how he might have been interested in her at one point--she can be very bright, witty and hysterically funny, and BION, she does have talent, plus she was at a bad point in her life after Kurt died* and he had a soft spot for damsels in distress--but it all went horribly, Fatal Attraction-style wrong VERY quickly. *sigh*
ReplyDelete*And no, I've never thought she killed him/had him killed--whether or not their marital woes contributed to his eventual actions, having seen them together I really do think she loved him as much as it's possible for her to love someone, and was devastated when he died.
Has there EVER been a case of anyone looking better, hotter, fitter, happier, (more productive), after having cologen injected into their lips?
ReplyDeletePoor old Courtney. She now looks like a child's wax-crayon drawing.
@Robin - that doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Team Trent! Although I understand he hurt my Tori Amos pretty bad, so I have a slight grudge against him for that one ;)
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