Today's Blind Items
According to an ex-girlfriend of this A list movie actor (Barely A list by the way), our actor likes to call the person he is having sex with, "mom" and also sucks his thumb after sex. Can you say disturbing.
According to an ex-girlfriend of this A list movie actor (Barely A list by the way), our actor likes to call the person he is having sex with, "mom" and also sucks his thumb after sex. Can you say disturbing.
Posted by ent lawyer at 1:50 PM
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Shia
ReplyDeletePlease don't be Brad Pitt.
ReplyDeleteAshton
ReplyDeleteewwwwwwwwwww, ok, can I go with Orlando Bloom....just seems right some how
ReplyDeleteShia? disturbing/Disturbia
ReplyDeleteEwwww. That's some Oedipus Rex shit.
ReplyDeleteShia is VERY close to his mom, but it's not him.
ReplyDeleteIt's Jules Kirby. I have proof.
I'm going with Shia on this. Remember all those comments about how hot his mom is?
ReplyDeleteOff topic
ReplyDeleteJust a reminder to add the Crazy Days And Nights fan page on facebook.
Gotta be Shia
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ReplyDeleteBilly ray and Tish are DIVORCING!!!!
Is Jules Kirby A-list? Meh.
ReplyDeleteWhoever this is, get.therapy.NOW.
I vote for Shia.
Shia ftw!
ReplyDeleteOh, see? I'm an ass. I didn't know who Jules Kirby was. She would be the ex? Anyway, still Sssssshia.
ReplyDeleteEww! What girl in her right mind would date a guy with issues like that? That is every shade of wrong!!
ReplyDeleteI agree with the people who are disgusted by this. Men don't usually start having this kind of weirdness until they're married.
ReplyDeleteBut it is okay if we like to be dressed in diapers, right? That is not weird? Just curious, really just curious.
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ReplyDeleteRyan, what proof do you have?
ReplyDeleteJules Kirby is the ex. I have proof. Jules Kirby shot Lincoln. I have proof. Jules Kirby Kidnapped herself, Dude. I have proof. Jules Kirby ate the Lindbergh baby. I have proof. Jules Kirby is the reason Daughtry is popular. I have proof. You know who took those sandwhches? It was that damn Jules Kirby. I have proof. Jules Kirby dropped that Baby Ruth in the pool. I have proof. Jules Kirby would not stack books that way. I have proof. It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark outside and Jules Kirby is wearing sun glasses. I have proof. Jules Kirby come up with the idea for New Coke. I have proof.
ReplyDeleteI have the best kind of proof. Provable proof. Made of facts and bacon.
ReplyDeleteI feel like Shia is too easy for this blind...*L* But the disturbing comment kind of seals the deal. Gross.
ReplyDeleteJules Kirby is some sort of Z list reality star that one time made the insinuation that she was the answer to a blind item by Enty about a girl's mother prostituting her out. She sent a letter to Enty telling him she'd have her lawyer on his ass if he didn't take it down.
ReplyDeleteWe all kinda went... WHO??? So it is like how the guesses on this site used to all somehow work for Ben Affleck... Now some people use Jules Kirby for the same effect.
What KVR said.
ReplyDeleteJules Kirby is the Lemmywinks of pop culture. I have proof.
@Ryan - You just raped the Jules Kirby joke to death. Congrats. Now let it rot in peace.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea who this blind is about. A part of me wants to say this is someone like Gerard Butler...
Lol Ryan.
ReplyDeleteDunno how many of you are on Twitter, but there's a "LindsayLohanInJail" person who tweets some hilarious stuff. Anyway, in relation to the Cyruses divorcing, she just wrote:
LindsayInJail
Hey Miley, just heard about your parents... See you soon, girl!
Ryan, aren't you terrified you'll recieve a threatening email?
ReplyDeletehellokitty - i searched for a page, but none came up. Can you post a link?
ReplyDeleteNo clue who the blind is about, but this happened to me. Slept with this dude who was all controlling and BDSM, but then afterwards curled up into a little ball and sucked his thumb. Geeee-rosssss.
ReplyDeleteHere's the link to the fan page.
ReplyDeleteBut I thought the Cyruses were the PERFECT family?! My world is rocked!
I can say many things. If you want, I can include "disturbing."
ReplyDeleteactually, nightmare, i thought that was pretty damn funny!!
ReplyDeletei'm gonna throw out tommygirl. he disturbs the hell outta me anyway!
Colin Farrell?
ReplyDeleteRyan, you make me LOL. Well done my friend, well done.
ReplyDeleteGuess Carey's gonna be dishin' quite a bit!
The first guess is usually the right one. Shia.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the afternoon laugh, Ryan.
ReplyDeleteOMG, I hate to think about a single Billy Ray Cyrus hanging out with Miley and her friends.
I'm surprised no one has said Mel Gibson. He is considered A list, but with all that shit happening, the "just barely" could apply. And god knows Oksana is airing the dirty laundry about him, so this sounds like Mel Gibson. Whether it is true or not, I could see her saying something like this to someone "in confidence".
ReplyDeleteShia is BARELY A LIST? Isn't he considered the most bankable star out there now?
ReplyDeleteBesides, didn't you all read that post about Shia on that groupie website? That boy wasn't calling for his mama.
Shia is BARELY A LIST? Isn't he considered the most bankable star out there now?
ReplyDeleteBesides, didn't you all read that post about Shia on that groupie website? That boy wasn't calling for his mama.
In an interview given to Playboy, Transformers star Shia LaBeouf speaks of the sexiest woman in the world today, and that according to him is his mother Shayna LaBeouf. Shia says that his mom an “ethereal angel”. He even goes to the extent of saying that he would have married her if she were not his mother. He has been quoted as telling Playboy, “Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”
ReplyDeleteShia movie Disturbia and every interview where he obsesively talked about his mom.
ReplyDeletewhy did Bradley Cooper pop into my head RIGHT AWAY?
ReplyDeletelol, Carrie Mulligan is getting some revenge rumours out there!
ReplyDeleteRYAN. TAKE YOUR MEDS NOW. LOVE MOM.
ReplyDeleteI had a picture of Shia's mother in my memory, but considering all his comments, I figured I had it wrong. So, I googled her...and it was the same woman I had been thinking of. Jeez.
ReplyDeleteJude Law
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone think Shia was actually serious in that Playboy interview--? He was being clever.
ReplyDeleteAlso, considering all the things I've been asked to do by "normal" men during sex, the mom things and thumb sucking are so vanilla. You kids are totally prude.
I just did a search for Shayna LaBeouf on Google images and Shia MUST have been joking. She's not remotely MILF material.
ReplyDeleteRyan, you are my new FB status. I seriously can't help myself.
ReplyDelete"I have the best kind of proof. Provable proof. Made of facts and bacon." --Ryan via CDAN
whew, Ryan that was some serious funny shit. And I also lol'ed at Nightmare Child. Good stuff.
ReplyDeleteThis BI is all kinds of wrong...but I gotta say that it is that skank, Shia.
hah Ryan
ReplyDeleteChris Pine
ReplyDeletebiterella - Uhh, how is telling several publications (not just Playboy) that your mother is "sexy" considered "being clever"? That's being gross. Even if your dad is The Old Spice Guy.
ReplyDeletelol @ Ryan - that made my day! seriously. I always thought proof should be made out of bacon and facts
ReplyDeleteKarmen - A lot of actors think they are "clever" by saying random shit in interviews, and they almost always regret them later. Look at his mom--do you really think that is sexy?
ReplyDeleteHmmm...how is not wanting to sleep with a guy that acts like a toddler in bed prude-ish? That's not the kind of role playing I'd ever want to be involved with.
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