Diddily Piddily Gives Breet Favre Advice On How To Make His Peen Look Bigger
Apparently Piddily Diddily suffered the same fate as many of us who decided to look at Brett Favre's peen. Because Diddily is a problem solver he has some advice for Brett in the future.
"With these new Blackberrys (smart phones) there's a certain angle (from the shoulder) that it gives you an increase in size and width that after you take the picture you cannot help but to send it to a loved one!"
Diddily also says he is a big sexter. "I'm a sex texter, sexting. This is an art and this is a relationship that men and women have had since the beginning of mobile devices. But here's the mistake - when you send the picture with your head. You have to do headless sexting. I mean you gotta keep things spicy."
Somehow Diddily does not seem the spicy type.
...and ditch the crocs Brett.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone ask you Diddy? Speak only when spoken to from now on.
ReplyDeleteUh .. where to start on this one ..
ReplyDelete1. Piddy .. Shut up you twit.
2. Brett .. I have no words. I might live in Minneapolis but I could care less about the Vikings and even more so after looking at that just horrifyingly ugly mushroom dick of his.
3. Yes .. the strangeness of posting about Brett's dick after the Bosnia War rape movie post is not lost on me. [By this I mean .. me .. posting .. on Brett's dick .. freshly brought up thoughts about my rape in my head.] However, I am in an opinionated mood today .. so .. I opined.
PD obvioulsy knows about small things.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was not impressed with that peen pic at ALL.
ReplyDelete@Wil - God bless you.
ReplyDeleteand boys - keep your peen in your pants.
You asked you Piddy Fiddy Biddy
ReplyDeleteI still can't get over famous, married men who send sexts and penis pictures to other women. Do they really think that these women aren't going to save them and turn them into a payday down the road? Especially someone like Farve who has this Wrangler-wearing, pick-up truck driving, all-American good ole boy image that advertisers are paying big bucks for when he advertises their products. So stupid. Really.
ReplyDeleteWil, my thoughts are with you!
That girl looks soooo boring.
ReplyDelete@lanasyogamama - So did Favre's penis.
ReplyDeleteWhere can I see this peen?
ReplyDeletethere's a couple of names for this (other than pitiful):
ReplyDelete1.taking advice from a guy, who, in his previous incarnations has been known as puffy (aw, sweet children's folk song); puff daddy (aww, sweet dragon's poppa); sean john (hey, who let that dude in here); diddy (okay, that's more like it), ad infinitum.
2.taking advice from afore mentioned idiot who's turned taking pix of his willy "to make it look larger" into an "art form"
3.false advertising
and, my personal favorite:
4.bait and switch
what does the girl say when she finally shakes hands with the beast? "awww. it's sa-aad!"
what a twit!