Monday, September 20, 2010

Nadya Suleman Only Worth Half As Much As A Porn Star As Before


Right after Nadya Suleman had her octuplets and the news broke that she was in need of a house and some money, Vivid offered her $1M if she would be in a one hour sex scene for their company. She turned it down. Now, Nadya is said to be thisclose to going on welfare and might be evicted if she does not come up with money by October 9th.

Here comes Vivid again to the rescue. This time though, they are only offering Nadya $500,000 for a one hour sex scene. Apparently interest must have decreased for her in a porn sense, but don't you think it would be a bigger seller than the Playboy model and her ex-Smallville actor boyfriend? You can always see Karissa Shannon naked so the purpose for watching it would be to see the alleged kinky sex and Sam Jones' alleged massive peen. Meh. You can watch any porn for that.

I don't think Nadya should make the tape, but if she does I certainly hope she holds out for much more money.

18 comments:

  1. Does anyone really want to see between her legs?

    YIKES.

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  3. I cannot get over that belly button. *HORK*

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  4. Anonymous11:59 AM

    She has a horrible body..

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  5. Her poor kids. In every sense.

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  6. who the heck paid for the boob job??? it is that kind of shit that i just don't get. Who paid for her to get the invitro?? she has never had any money, it has always been on someone else's dime!! that makes me sick!! there are people out there with no health insurance who can't afford their meds or real treatment and this piece of shit is now going to be on welfare!! amazing!

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  7. And I hope that like last time, someone else offers her money NOT to be in porn. Ick, nast.

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  8. Someone will bail her out, someone will bail Lohan out. Life is not fair. Too bad her children will have to suffer through this.

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  9. Anonymous1:07 PM

    I hope someone bails her out. I know it sucks, but those innocent kids.....

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  10. Oh have no fear, someone will bail her out. They always do. Nadia is smart enough to realize that those "poor little children" will be her meal ticket for the next 18 years. She'll continue to get paid as long as people imagine that the children are entitled to receive help which is the exact kind of guilt trip that Nadia planned on holding the public responsible for.

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  11. $500,000 will be gone before you can say plastic surgery.

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  12. BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm sure she was expecting millions and millions of dollars.

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  13. ditto brendalove.

    wasn't she also writing a book?

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  14. Kids should not see their parents having sex.

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  15. Surely for $500,000 they'll want more than a simple missionary position performance from her, and considering how socially retarded she is, I'd doubt she knows much about BJs, etc. She claims to have been celibate for the last 11 years which I find plausible.....she's very immature.

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  16. gotta love the surgery body (sarcasm) nice crooked overly plum boobies and the scary belly button of an obvious tummy tuck.

    (to be sure, i'm jealous of the tummy tuck, having had twins, the old grey mare just ain't what she used to be)

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  17. Those poor kids should all be put up for adoption! Imagine all of them following in her foot steps!!

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