I really thought Oprah was better than this. According to Radar and some not very convincing denials from The Oprah Winfrey Show, it looks like Lindsay Lohan will be headed to Oprah. At long last the self proclaimed White Oprah will be on Oprah. Oh you know Dina will be on the show. She will probably only agree to Lindsay being on the show if Dina can have an entire segment to herself and then of course two minutes for Ali. The other kids can sit in the audience and wave and Dina can pretend to recognize them.
You know what you will get with 44 minutes of Lindsay on Oprah? You will get 44 minutes of a bunch of smoke being blown up all our butts. Oprah does not ask tough questions. Oprah does not do anything that causes any discomfort to anyone who might actually be a celebrity. John Travolta and Tom Cruise have both been on Oprah and it is has been a love fest. Ditto when Will Smith and Kirstie Alley have been on. Oprah will ask Lindsay about drugs and Lindsay will say she dabbled in them years ago and was not addicted as the doctors at UCLA stated. The rest of the time Oprah will let Lindsay talk about acting and her craft and her fashion with Dina popping up like a jack-in-the-box every two minutes saying, “Lindsay is amazing. Lindsay is such a wonderful actress and designer. Oprah, can I have a show?”