FOX News interviewed Paris Hilton recently. I'm guessing some guy lost a bet. Anyway, in the interview Paris had this to say.
“I've pretty much done all you can do, but my next project that I'd like to do is get more involved in real estate – just from being in the business and growing up in it my whole life, it's always something I've been interested in. And right now that I've done everything I’ve wanted to do, that would definitely be the next step, to open my own hotels.”
Umm, I will go on the record right now and say I would not even step foot in any hotel she owned. Can you imagine what they would look like? First of all there would be all her dogs and other animals running around because she would think of all the space and rooms as an excuse to acquire more. There would be no outside television channels. All you would be able to watch on tv would be reruns of The Simple Life, a loop of the video Stars Are Blind, and infomercials for Valtrex and all her perfumes.
There would be three elevators in the hotel. One for her, one for everyday people and one for whoever is dumb enough to pay for a room there. On the bright side I am sure that it would be a drug friendly hotel, offer amazing drink specials and if you got drunk enough then you would be able to ignore the “That's Hot” recoding which sounds off whenever you press a button or turn on a switch anywhere in the hotel or the murals of herself she had installed on every floor right next to the huge mirrors she had installed so she could look at herself.