Chris Klein Busted For DUI
One of the least likable guys in Hollywood was arrested early this morning on suspicion of DUI. With his dog in the back seat, Chris Klein decided he wanted to use all the lanes of the 101 freeway this morning. Unfortunately for him there were other cars also trying to drive on the freeway and the California Highway Patrol pulled him over.
Chris failed a field sobriety test and the officers forgot to ask him if he is in fact, the father of Suri Cruise. They should have. I would have. If convicted, Chris would serve a minimum of four days in jail because of his 2004 drunk driving conviction. I guess Chris must have a friend or two because someone came to get his dog while Chris was waiting to be taken in for processing.
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I'm glad someone was there for the dog. Does Klein work anymore? Has he been in anything lately? Has he fallen far enough down the fame ladder to be on that show with Dr. Drew? Has anyone looked into an American Pie curse? Has anyone other than Allison Hannigan done well? I know the guy who played Stifler has done some things that did well, but anything lately? Of course, Eugene Levy is fine, but his career was made decades before American Pie.
Mama Mia! Escandalo!
hmm, Enty must have something good on Klein. (Or did I miss it?). I think of him as one of the most inconsequential guys in Hollywood, but "one of the most unlikable" in a world of Joe Jacksons, John Mayers and Spencer Pratts? That's saying a lot.
Jillian,
I was wondering the same thing about Klein. Enty?
What popped into my mind was "How come Katie Holmes always gets involved with unlikeable men?"
Heh, yeah one of the reasons I love reading this site is because in addition to the straight-on obvious gossip you get clues, sometimes entirely accidentally, to even more subtle shit that insiders know and take for granted but those of us on the outside don't have a clue about.
Chris Klein did an infamous interview for a women's magazine several years ago. One example, he was asked if he had ever cooked to woo a girl, and he said something about how he doesn't have to do that, and at the end of the date, she's in the kitchen. Something like that, and much much more douchebaggery. Someone link it, please?
I too want to know more scuttlebutt about what makes him so unlikeable!
I can't find the actual Elle interview, but here are excerpts from Popsugar:
http://www.popsugar.com/Chris-Klein-Jerk-4223
This guy is not Suri's father....she looks nothing like him and everything like Tom.
Tom may not have put his peen in Katie...but he did provide the sperm.
@libby - Yeah, I read it too. I think someone posted on here not too long ago. Totally changed my outlook of him. Asshole.
Also agree that there is some sort of American Pie curse :P
Mookshi posted a bunch of stuff from an Elle interview on this thread:
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2010/05/hide-your-children-chris-klein-is.html
Sorry - can't remember how to post clickable links.
The guy's a loser.
I think it was Montana or Harriet who had the link.
CK is a real turd.
Oops, Mooshki had it!
The articles in which Chris Klein sounded like a No. 1 douchebag were posted on here not too long ago. I think one was from Elle mag? Wasn't he talking BJs and such?
As soon as I read this news on dlisted this morning, I also thought he'd be a prime candidate for Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.
IA Tenisha. I don't know why people keep going on and on about Suri being Chris's. Suri looked just like Tom when she was born right down to the nose.
I agree he's not Suri's dad, but I don't think she's Tom's.
CK is a loser.
Actually, most folks are convinced that Suri's father is Josh Harnett.
And others are convinced that the father is Tom's cousin or whatever, William Mapother.
I think Suri looks a bit like Klein, though, around the maniacal eyes.
he always has crazy eyes...at least the cops stopped him before hurting someone.
I cannot see him and not think of his audition video for Mama Mia.
If you have not seen it (I believe it was posted here?) here is the link. Comedy gold
http://www.movieweb.com/movie/mamma-mia/VIP10WRXtEh6TQ
He showed such promise in American Pie. He went straight to douch after that.
I'm reposting, because this never gets old.
ELLE: If you could play only one album to woo women, what would it be?
CHRIS KLEIN: I've been lucky enough that I don't need music for that.
ELLE: Is there a dish that you prepare to impress women?
CK: I don't need food to impress, man. It's a flash of a smile and a nice conversation. And at the end of the day, she's cooking the food.
ELLE: What's the one thing you could tell a woman to convince her that you aren't Paul, the thick jock you played in Election?
CK: Hello.
ELLE: This would convince her?
CK: Absolutely. You start making eyes across the room. Right then it's not a Paul Metzler situation. It's a predator-prey situation.
ELLE: Have you always been this confident?
CK: I grew into myself fairly late. The first girl I was ever with, you know, kissing and getting blow jobs, I was a freshman in high school and she was a senior. And she was hot too, by the way.
ELLE: When would have been a better time to start? Fifth grade?
CK: It's just that right at that moment, I didn't really get it. But she showed me the ropes, and I took it from there.
ELLE: Is there a common misconception that you feel you need to correct when you're with a woman?
CK: If there is and they don't get it right away, they're gone.
ELLE: Is there anything you don't want women to learn about you?
CK: Nothing. I don't have many secrets. At the same time, I stay very closed off until a woman deserves to know me completely.
ELLE: Isn't it tough for a woman to figure you out if you won't talk?
CK: Hey, man, I'm not here to hold hands and babysit. She's got to come to the table with something.
ELLE: Any weaknesses in relationships?
CK: Trying to control the situation. You have to give her enough credit to let her take the reins once in a while. But if it's a two-week spark-off, f--k it. Have a blast and fizzle out. It can be just as fun.
ELLE: How do you extricate yourself from these “spark-offs�?
CK: I don't placate. I tell 'em straight up.
ELLE: Let's pretend we're dating. What do you say to get rid of me?
CK: You and I are definitely not dating. Role-playing is fun and all, but you're a dude and I'm an alpha heterosexual.
ELLE: You're an actor, for God's sake! Pretend.
CK: How hot are you?
ELLE: I'm a solid 7.5.
CK: I only date 8 to 10s.
ELLE: What's the worst thing a woman has ever said to you?
CK: "You're an asshole." The time it really hurt was when a stranger said it. I was just trying to tell this chick to get lost. I try to treat all women with respect whether they're pretty or ugly. I want to be nice and be like, "Wow, thanks for the attention. But get out of my face."
ELLE: Are you cool with it if a woman you like gains a few pounds?
CK: I'm not tolerant of that at all.
ELLE: So do you tell them to lose weight?
CK: When a woman isn't feeling good about herself and you combine that with her period, eventually she'll ask you if you like her body. You have to say no.
ELLE: Don't you think they're just looking for you to say, “You look beautiful to me, honey�?
CK: If they do, it's placating. I don't placate.
ELLE: Who's "the one that got away?"
CK: Every beautiful actress I've ever worked with. I've got this policy that you don't sleep with them; it complicates stuff. So it's the Heather Grahams, the Rebecca Romijns, the Mena Suvaris, and the Leelee Sobieskis of the world. They all got away.
ELLE: There's a lot on the Web about your being a devout Christian.
CK: That's because I went to Texas Christian University.
ELLE: So it's not as chaste as people might think?
CK: There you can be as dirty or as clean as you want to be. The ratio at TCU was three women to one man. It's an expensive school, full of daddy's little girls. I liked it when they called me Daddy. And they did, too, because they were all hungry.
ELLE: If you assembled all the women you've ever slept with in a room, what would they say about you?
CK: "We ended on good terms."
ELLE: If you had to commit to the number of women you'd like to sleep with before you marry, how many would it be?
CK: I think that for every dude the number is massive, and it just takes that one chick to punch you in the face, and all of a sudden you're walking down the aisle, whether you like it or not.
ELLE: Speaking of marriage, why did your engagement to Katie Holmes end?
CK: We both came to realize that it had run its course. We started dating when we were 20. We had an absolute ball, but we grew up. There's no reason to fight that.
ELLE: Do you feel like you'll ever be friends?
CK: Are we friends? Absolutely. Do we talk? No.
ELLE: Do you follow coverage of her engagement to Tom Cruise?
CK: No way. I've got fantasy football to play.
omg tom cruise is fracking sterile,not the father of that kid.
it's no surprise that every ex of tom's has kids with other men after him. first mimi,then nicole and now katie -but she was knocked up BEFORE they got engaged in scandal.
Wow Mooshki, thanks for the excerpts. What a load of crap that guy is. I had no idea he was such a douche. Forget about an American Pie curse, he's gotten nowhere all his own!
He says shit that I think alot of guys his age *think*, they just have the common sense to not say it out loud & def not to an interviewer. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. No wonder Tommmy seemed like an upgrade.
Karma for Chris!
wow I never knew he was an asshat... I always thought suri was tom's cousin's child Mapother or something like that. Tom might not be Suri's bio dad but I hope he's a good daddy to her nonetheless.
I'm glad the dog was ok.
I'm glad the dog was ok.
The dog's not OK. She lives with Chris Klein.
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