Today's Blind Items

The celebrity ex-boyfriend of this former A list television actress and now unemployed B lister has been spreading tales about their sex life. #1. Only sex under the covers and in bed. #2. Only at night or with the lights out and curtains closed in the bedroom. #3. No sooner than one hour after eating. #4. He had to turn his phone off, but she was allowed to leave hers on and to answer calls during sex. #5. No talking during sex. #6. Only certain music was allowed but he was allowed to choose between the four or five offerings. #7. No sex on consecutive days.

Sounds like a lovely relationship.

Random Photos Part Four

Christopher Lloyd has had one heck of a career. I have been watching some old Taxi shows and he was just remarkable then and now.
I have no idea what Alex Trebek is pointing at. Was he the model?
Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger head out for another Broadway musical.
Hurricanes and oil spills don't really mix.
Wow, Ben Stiller must have told Michael Caine that he wanted to become a serious actor.
Even Christine Taylor is amused.
Not amused, and wondering why all the tennis players wear white and don't walk right in front of her is Anna Wintour.
Drake Bell got some kind of award last night. I know, it must have been a big deal because they got AnnaLynne McCord to present it to him.
I like this look on Drew Barrymore.
Danielle Spencer walking a red carpet without Russell Crowe.
Ellie Goulding - Arendal, Norway
You would think Tony Parker or Eva Longoria could cough up a couple of bucks to get the private gondola.

Random Photos Part Three

Fergie seems to be borrowing fashion ideas from UPS drivers now.
Who are these two women? They are Karen Duffy and Elisabetta Canalis.
One is George's ex and one is not an ex...yet.
I'm hoping Heidi is wearing a wig or promoting a line of Raggedy Ann dolls.
And because Julianne Moore was smiling for the paps, she didn't notice the truck that plowed into her.
Joe Pesci playing golf without his hat? Or cigar? The world is ending.
See? To prove it, John Daly managed to show up for an event. In swimsuit, but he did show up.
The same look Julia Roberts has had for 20 years so I gave you some
Javier Bardem to make it better.
You know, I am not one to knock celebrities for doing some charity work, BUT, you would think Katharine McPhee would at least make it look like she was stuffing boxes with meals.
The dress and the clutch under the arm does not really present a convincing argument.
I mean look at Dominic Fumusa, the guy came to work. Because of that we will choose to ignore the fact he decided to take a picture with Kelly Bensimon.

Random Photos Part Two

Katie Price at her stagette. She must be getting good at these now.
She did surprise me though by actually driving herself.
And judging by the cell phones in the window, there are now 20 people who have a picture of the backs of David Letterman and Landon Donovan.
Brian Baumgartner and Pau Gasol working on their ping pong skills and probably hoping for a spot in Susan Sarandon's new show.
The Lady GaGa Japan Vogue pictures.
Kind of looks like Prince in this one but I think she was going for John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.

Does that vein that looks like it is going to explode in Marc Anthony's forehead stretch to under his mouth too?
The only reason I can think of why that guy is wearing that shirt is that Peaches Geldof knitted it for him or The Scientologists were having Sugarhill Gang day at the Center.
This is why I hate Paris Hilton. Not that she has this much Louis Vuitton luggage. Nope. It is because she had someone take the picture and then posted it to her Twitter to tell us that she has this much Louis Vuitton luggage and to make us all feel inadequate. I really do hate her. A lot.
Best. News. Ever. They are making a Princess Letizia and Felipe made for tv movie in Spain. These are the actors.
Passion Pit - New York City
Pete Wentz fondles himself to pass the time in the security line. Heck, I don't blame him. The lines are long and it's probably more action than he gets from Ashlee.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Four parts today.

Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Selena Gomez and Leighton Meester thumb wrestle while shooting their new movie. Apparently the loser has
to clean the teeth of the other.
A flying car is a reality. This one was given the green light to start production. It costs $170K which seems expensive until you realize that it is a plane and a car and there are several cars that cost more.
In Berlin, you don't get the Toy Story 3 stars, but you do get the dolls.
Not appealing.
Xavier Samuel and Ashley Greene keep doing the Europe Twilight premieres. At least in Belgium they got to booze it up. Ashley next gets to star with Miley Cyrus in a movie. Yeah, that is a career booster.
Wow. Virginia Madsen is looking better than she has in a long time.
I'm probably the only person I know who misses the Wayne Brady Show.
The new Wonder Woman. It kind of feels like a Michael Jackson tribute concert starring Corey Feldman.
Yoko Ono - New York City

US Supreme Court Nominee Asked Whether She Is Team Edward Or Jacob

And you thought Supreme Court nomination hearings had no gossip potential. Well, to show you that Twilight is everywhere, US Senator Amy Klobuchar from Minnesota decided to ask Elena Kagan about her thoughts on Team Jacob vs Team Edward. Apparently the Senator went to a midnight showing of the movie and just had to share. She is really, really excited.

Lizzy Velasquez Eats Every 15 Minutes To Stay Alive - Very Inspiring

I love eating. I think that is pretty clear. However, if I had to go through what Lizzy Velasquez has to suffer through I think even I would start to dislike food. Lizzy is a 21 year old woman who lives in Texas and is amazing. She weighs 56 pounds and suffers from Neonatal Progeroid Syndrome. Because of this disease she is unable to put on weight no matter what she eats or how much she eats. Currently she eats between 5,000-8,000 calories a day and does it in 60 meals. Yep. 60. She eats every 15 minutes.

Doctors all over the world study her. I can't imagine what that must be like. Despite what this woman goes through she seems to be the happiest woman in the world. She gets thrilled when she gains a pound. In September, a book she helped write will be released which discusses in greater detail her condition and her life. She wants to be a motivational speaker. This is a person who should have a reality show. Not the Kardashians. If you cannot or do not want to watch the CBS interview with her, you can click here and read the article in The Daily Telegraph.