Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Charlie And His Hookers


Charlie Sheen just loves his hookers. Oh sure, he might not actually be paying his latest hooker, but she is a hooker. In Touch has this absolutely wonderful photo of Charlie and his $9.95 disguise kit he bought from the back of a comic book when he was like 16. Either that or he likes to play dress up with his hooker girlfriend. The photo was taken as Charlie was leaving his friend's house. His friend charges about $3,000 an hour for sex.

Meanwhile, the last I checked Charlie is still married. For now.

26 comments:

libby said...

It is HILARIOUS that even in a long-distance blurry photo, you can still see how cheap that mustache is.

He's blowing $$thousands on hookers? Charlie needs to be a father and start saving his money to give to all his kids. What a douche!

chihuahuense said...

ok, ok, I am not joining the bitch party about the ads, but has anyone else been "redirected" from the site. I keep getting sent to yellow pages, etc.

Also, can someone walk me through how to prevent the popups? When you say, get a blocker, I don't know what that means.

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libby said...

download.com has what you need, and you can get most of the software there for free.
I use Mozilla Firefox and an add-on called "NoScript", and the site behaves just as it always has for me. quiet.
You may be able to get noscript without firefox, I dunno. but google noscript--it works.

ali said...

I use firefox and it works fine for me also. You can download firefox here:
http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/upgrade.html

MontanaMarriott said...

I never understood the need for celebrities to hire out, when they have sooooo many fans who would f'd them for free.

Icecat said...

The site is running A LOT better for me today. Just-in-case anyones was wondering :)

Good God. WTF is Charlie doing!?!? What a freaken douche. I thought he was still in rehab...Ugg. How sickening.

And WTF is up with charging $3000 and hour? How good can you possibly be? Please...

mooshki said...

I really wish I were young, gorgeous, and had loose morals. You spend a year hooking, are set for life, then pay for hypnosis sessions to block your memory of the year. ;)

mygeorgie said...

I think they hire out to keep the kinky crazy shit undercover.

Turns out Heidi Fleiss is one classy lady for not spilling the beans on all these assholes, especially since she's hit some really hard times.

jess said...

What's with the moustache? he's dressing up like Ron Jeremy and It's not a good look.

Jenny said...

Heidi Fleiss may have been more concerned with staying alive than being a classy lady and not spilling the beans.

Charlie with the fake mustache is priceless. You know half of LA is screaming with laughter over this one. CBS may be lowering their offer for him to continue with his show.

Shmooey said...

This is pathetically funny.

Makes the father & son exchange "I don't go to bed with no whore, and I don't wake up with no whore" in "WALL STREET" all the more poignant.

MnGddess said...

That is the cheapest, funniest disguise I have ever seen..

Angie said...

he looks like he uni-bomber.

RocketQueen said...

lol @ Shmooey!

Agree. This is pretty laughable. Dude has issues. Sooooo many issues.

Little Baby Jade said...

meh. is anyone really surprised he's still fucking around?

Maja With a J said...

That is possibly THE best paparazzi picture I have ever seen! *L*

chihuahuense said...

ok, thanks ali and libby. I followed your advice. Now one more stupid question. If I "download the plug-in" to play, say, that Jane Lynch video, will the little video ads on the side be able to play, too?

Unknown said...

Rumor had it that Denise Richards was a hooker, that's how he met her.

if that's no true, my apologies to Ms. Richards.

lutefisk said...

He looks just like Schneider from "One Day at a Time."

libby said...

chi*---no. it will make you allow videos on all sites individually. I definitely know it automatically blocks Flash. I have never seen the loud ads everyone's bitching about.

chihuahuense said...

awesome thanks for helping :) Today has been much better without hearing all of that gibberish over my music!

mooshki said...

You know what? 'Charlie and His Hookers' would make a pretty good band name.

Robert said...

@Jess: That comment was an insult to Ron Jeremy!

Meg said...

I've had zero issues since installing that Firefox thing you guys said.

On Charlie - SNORT at that party pack mustache. Have they cancelled his show yet???

Leah said...

I was wondering if his shirts were reversible to aid in his disguise?

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