Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Better Than Breaking Up By Text?


So, imagine it is the morning and you have sex with your significant other. Afterwards they head off to their car to get their cell phone and as they open the door they have their lawyer come in and hand you a letter advising you that the person you just had sex with and is walking out the door, broke up with you and has given you two hours to leave. Well, that is exactly what Barry Williams aka Greg Brady did to his recent girlfriend.

“He told me he was going down the car to get his cellphone and instead he let his lawyer in,” she told RadarOnline.com.

“And so I was out on the patio and the next thing I know -- I look up and there’s Joan Daniels (Barry’s attorney). And she tells me that I have 10 minutes to put my shoes on, hand over my keys and get out of the house."

That is pretty cold. It is just like having someone else do the breaking up. Grow up and don't hide behind someone. Same with texting. Although, I encourage you to breakup by text or just run away if you think it might get violent. This is not one of those cases. This is just a guy being a wuss and letting another woman break up with his girlfriend for him. What an a-hole.

17 comments:

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

That's pretty funny actually. It's bad, but it sure is funny!

Kelli said...

My ex actually screwed me and as we were getting dressed told me it wasn't working for him. So yeah, I sympathize.

Borg Queen said...

He was prolly scared she would attack him again like she did last time. Cant blame a typical man getting sex one last time for the road.

MISCH said...

AS A WOMAN IF IT WASN'T WORKING I COULDN'T HAVE SEX WITH HIM...ALL I CAN SAY IS MEN !

lmnop123 said...

I thought you have to give people a notice of eviction BEFORE you can actually kick them out of your house even if they are not the home owner?

I also thought they already split up. So maybe she had previously been given notice of eviction, was convinced they were back together and suddenly found out he had plans to continue with the break up AFTER he screwed her.

Sporky said...

I always knew Greg Brady was a pussy.

bits of moxy said...

Well I guess she can hope that one last time alots her 18 years of monthly payments. Yeah - I said it. I don't condone it, but I also don't condone Barry Williams getting some this morning when I didn't either.

Lady J said...

Ice cold baby! I can't even be mad at him. Why not get it once more before she's gone, I doubt women are throwing themselves at him.

RocketQueen said...

C-cold as ice!
Agree with SHAZZZBA - if a rel'ship isn't working, I can't have sex with someone.

Unknown said...

Who knew Greg would grow up to be such a douche? :/

Anonymous said...

I don't know how he ever gets laid anyway.

jax said...

please..more to this than it seems i think. ole' Greg isn't exactly Brad Pitt anymore..jesus BRAD PITT isn't exactly Brad Pitt anymore. i vote failed golddigger.

Anonymous said...

That is coldddddd.

FrenchGirl said...

very bad but again funny!
except split on a post-it after sex(very mean)

lutefisk said...

she looks a little like Sarah Jessica Parker.

Selock said...

Geez. And Joe Jonas gets pilloried for breaking up with Taylor Swift on the phone.

SallyTomato said...

Didn't he accuse her of stealing money from his bank account? The only reason I remember this is because the amount was something like $20,000 and I was shocked that he had that much money...

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