Today's Blind Items

Do you remember when Britney Spears had her issues a couple of years ago she took a pap along with her for the ride? Well, this very troubled C list movie actress with A list name recognition is doing the same thing. Although in this case it appears the actress is the bad influence. She has been accompanied many nights by a pap who is a minor and who she is getting into clubs even though he isn't old enough. Oh, and if that were not bad enough she is also his drug supplier. Guess she doesn't want to hit rock bottom alone.

Random Photos Part Two

Jaime Escalante - RIP
David Mills - RIP
Alan Jackson just exemplifies cool doesn't he?
For some reason there has been a great deal of interest as of late of Ceren Alkac. She isn't a celebrity, but for some reason the wife of Jason Lee has been getting her photo taken by paps lately. Interesting.
Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins on the set of Cougar Town.
Carey Mulligan in Wonderland Magazine.
Carrie Underwood has not one, but two umbrella handlers.
Emily Blunt sans engagement ring yesterday.
I need to put Eric Mabius in the pictures more often.
Elizabeth Taylor has said this week that she doesn't want any more surgery in her life. She is finished with it. This is her last week. Go Liz!
Holly Madison providing blankets to dogs in shelters in Las Vegas.
Jennifer Aniston said in this Harper's Bazaar interview that her diet secrets can be summed up into, "Don't eat crap."
Jessica Alba on a coffee run.

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today.

Now that Katherine Heigl doesn't have a day job it leaves her all the time in the world for coffee and posing for the paps.
Karl Lagerfeld might wear the same thing every day, but that doesn't mean he doesn't need a whole bunch of luggage.
Case in point.
Katy Perry and Russell Brand in matching red bathing suits.
Sometimes it seems that Kyra and Kevin are one of the last long term Hollywood couples still together.
London's answer to the Eiffel Tower. They are building it for the Olympics. It kind of looks like a UFO that crashed.
After all that talk about Luke Wilson yesterday wouldn't you just know that he would be on Letterman last night.
Matt Smith and Karen Gillan doing press for the new season of Dr. Who.
Ricky Gervais looks like he has dropped a bunch of weight.
The man on the left is Ricky Martin's boyfriend. Good looking guy.
Interesting expression from Tina Fey while in Berlin with Steve Carell.
The Fray - Sydney
You just don't see much of Vanessa Hudgens anymore.
Zach Braff and Emmy Rossum doing something for the environment. Or at least that is what he probably told her when he hit on her.

No More Private School - I Need Plastic Surgery

So, what do you do if you have a child who is in private school and it is costing $15,000 a year but you have an addiction to plastic surgery? Well, most people will try to get over their addiction and take care of their child. Not Nileen Namita who has had 53 separate procedures and spent about $350,000 on plastic surgery. She has spent so much money on plastic surgery that she took her daughter out of private school, put her in public school, just so she could afford more surgery. Honestly, she looks like a mess and all she is doing at this point is making things much worse.

Her goal is to try and look like Queen Nefertiti. Honest, that is the person she chose. It all started with dreams she had about the Queen 26 years ago and since then she started on her quest to look like her. What would have happened if she had had a dream about Queen Elizabeth or Freddie Mercury from Queen? She says she has no regrets about taking her daughter out of private school and knows she will be fine in whatever school she was placed.

(Thanks Wen)

Happy Birthday Christopher Walken

67 years young today for one of the greatest actors of all time.

A Wednesday Your Turn

I was going to save this for Friday, but figured by then it would be old news, and wanted to give everyone a chance to weigh in on it now. Yesterday, the President of Texas Motor Speedway went on a Dallas radio station and offered the host there $100,000 if the host would legally change his name for one year to TexasMotorSpeedway.com and get a permanent TMS tattoo on his body. He gave the host 24 hours to decide. I spent a lot of time thinking about this last night, and I think I would do it. The question is, would you?

Aren't The Police Looking For Suge Knight?

Apparently the Los Angeles police are not looking any longer for Suge Knight for that incident he got into a few weeks ago where some guy was allegedly beaten by Suge. I say this because after the incident the police kept saying they wanted to talk to Suge and couldn't find him and didn't know where to look. Umm, they might want to talk to his lawyer Marc Brumer who gave an interview to the Miami New Times. I like the name of that newspaper. Anyway, Brumer was being asked how come Suge didn't show up at a deposition with Kanye West's lawyers. That case is from when Suge got shot at a Kanye party. Suge blames Kanye and wants him to pay for the medical bills. Brumer also says that no one likes Kanye anymore. "Nobody likes Kanye West anymore. Even though he's still selling millions of records, everybody's sick of him."

The reason Suge missed his deposition is because he was in a car accident. He lost some teeth and is apparently unable to speak. Of course maybe it could be something else too. You just never know with this guy. I do know he scares the crap out of me and why I am hesitant to ever say anything too bad about the guy. Other than the fact he should be in jail and locked away from the public forever.

You Too Can Have A Flat Stomach Three Months After Pregnancy

Ahh, Life & Style Magazine has done it again. They have made all the women in the world feel awful that they can't get back to their pre-baby weight as fast as Kourtney Kardashian. Kourtney shows you how to lose it just as fast as she did and her new shake for doing it. So, I'm guessing she must be about to start selling some lose weight fast kind of gimmick thing too. If you don't have the same kind of body Kourtney does three months after having your baby there must be something wrong with you. At least according to the magazine and Kourtney. I don't think any of these covers are inspiring. I think they are mean. I am not a woman and I have not had a baby, but I would think that seeing something like this would not make you feel better about yourself. They don't indicate how much they have airbrushed this and photoshopped this cover. She says she didn't even work out. "Spending time with Mason was much more important than working out."

The story about Jesse and his foursome from last summer is great though. Apparently it was with two women and another guy and the other guy used a latex glove. It doesn't say who he used the latex glove on though.

A Brangelina Bodyguard Finally Speaks

Last year a Brangelina bodyguard was going to spill what he knew to the press, but Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie went to court and that was that. No secrets. Now though, In Touch claims they have quotes from an actual bodyguard and he is talking. They call him Bill. His first name because he doesn't want to be identified. Apparently Brangelina only hire people named Bill? How in the hell will they not know who it is if he is giving out his first name?

He says that Brad and Angelina sleep in separate rooms. He calls Angelina "psycho" and she mentally abuses her children. She laughs at them when they cry and she nags Brad every waking moment. Angelina is a screamer and a yeller. Brad isn't and takes everything in stride. It is a pretty interesting read.

What their excerpt doesn't talk about is the kinky sex she is apparently still having with her ex. Which ex?

Billy Bob - Hey sport you and the little lady sleeping in separate rooms tonight because I got a hankering for some one on one time with her. I have an itch that needs to be scratched if you know what I mean.
Brad - It's all cool
Billy Bob -Save some of whatever you are smoking for me.

A Michael Lohan Press Conference - Dina's Brother Smokes Crack At Kid's Birthday Parties

I was curious to see what a Michael Lohan press conference looked like so I took the time to watch some of it yesterday. People ask me all the time why I don't ban Lindsay from the site or reduce her mentions to almost nothing. You know like Speidi or Paris. Well, the answer is because I find this all very compelling to watch. It really is interesting. You have the drug addicted eldest daughter who has been forced to provide for her family from a very young age. You have another daughter who has issues of her own and probably has the lowest self esteem ever because the only time her parents seem to value her is when she makes money. The two boys seem to have escaped all of this and appear normal. The grandmother is a hoot and I love her.

Now, the parents, the parents are probably the worst parents in the public eye. Are they the worst parents ever? No, of course not. But they are horrible parents who only care about themselves and the money they can generate as a result of their daughter's labors. Dina and her shoe line? Without Lindsay that isn't happening. Dina and her reality show? Without Lindsay it isn't happening. Michael and his exclusives? If Lindsay was not his daughter it wouldn't be happening.

Yesterday, the press conference was supposed to be about Lindsay, but it turned into an I hate Dina and she sucks and did you know her brother smoked crack at my son's birthday party which is why I hit him which is why I can't go near Dina anymore, and yes, I owe her child support but she owes me $400,000 and my friends money too and blah blah blah. Oh, and Lindsay needs help. Thanks for coming and be sure to tip your waitress.

Bye Bye Shannen Doherty

The one person I really wanted to stick around for a few weeks is gone. I loved Shannen Doherty's story about her father. Shannen had no interest in doing Dancing With The Stars because she isn't a dancer, but thought it would be something she could share with her dad. Her partner, Mark Ballas busted his knee and probably needs surgery and a month off. Neither seems sad they are off the show, but I will miss seeing them and how happy they were to be on the show.

Meanwhile, Kate Gosselin has another week. Do you get the feeling that ABC might be keeping her around for ratings? Not so much by manipulating votes because that would be wrong, but by releasing the footage from the fight she had with Tony. They didn't have to. I think they did to stir the pot some. I bet tempers are short sometimes even in the love fest between Erin and Maksim and oh yes, they are doing way more than dancing. Well, a different kind of dancing anyway.

Sex Addiction Is All The Rage

Have an affair? Must be a sex addict. Spend $20,000 a week on hookers? Must be a sex addict. Want to pretend to save your marriage? Go to sex rehab. Jesse James is the latest person to head off to the Arizona desert for sex therapy. Apparently he thinks it is going to save his marriage. Uh huh. I think that ship has sailed a long, long time ago. I am hoping that the Elin Woods ship has sailed a long time ago too, but she might be wavering. Sandra won't waver. Sandra is strong. I also think Jesse might have gone to sex rehab to try and save his public image more than his marriage. His image has taken a beating and the release of the Nazi photograph today is not going to help much in the reputation front. His publicity team had a story ready for the pictures. It is a big, big stretch but they say that Jesse isn't a racist and that he used to have a step-mother who had a father who lost family in one of the camps.

The good news for Sandra Bullock fans is the picture was taken prior to them getting married. Yes, they were dating back then though. It was back in 2004 so there is a chance she never knew and never saw it. I'm not saying Sandra is a complete innocent, but at least there isn't a picture of her standing next to Jesse or a movie of her goose stepping.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which vain male singer is praying news of his Botox and recent "man boob" op won't leak to the press? He's been in hiding for two months as the scars fade - and swelling subsides...

Today's Blind Items

So, I'm guessing these two people are not friends. This A list television actress was doing some press for her new movie. Her movies don't usually do that well. Anyway, she was walking out of a press conference and at the same time, this former B list movie actress and now lucky to be a C but with A list name recognition bumped into each other. Just some shoulders grazing. They looked at each other, didn't say a word and just kept right on walking. Oh, and they know each other for sure.

Carli Weighs In On Luke Wilson

After reading my post about Luke Wilson, my father's favorite ex-wife of mine, Carli, sent me an e-mail about her own experiences with Luke. According to her, the only bad behavior Luke is guilty of is not using the phone company he should be using.

You know, Enty, sometimes when I tire of spending your money I have to come up with other ways to amuse myself. One such way is by visiting my actor friends on sets and trying to score with the director. While this hasn’t worked in my favor yet, (as you would know given the Amex bills you’re still receiving) I happen to have a bit of insider info on the Luke Wilson report today. I was on one of those AT&T sets once and calling Luke’s behavior on said set diva-ish would be as likely as me trying to hit on a production assistant. He was very quiet and kept to himself, sure, but not in a rude, stay away from me, nobody better look me in the kind of way, in just a way a shy reserved guy would. He followed directions, was talking to the kids in the spot on set, and just seemed like any other actor that was making the normal day rate instead of the oodles of money AT&T was paying him. Of course, this could just be him behaving himself while the client was around so I got the insider scoop from my friend who was in the commercial with him. My friend said that while they were in make up Luke was very nice, chatty, and showing my friend some pictures he had on his phone. He joked about how he may never make another movie again because the commercials were paying him so well. His only “diva” behavior? He had a T-Mobile phone instead of AT&T (when a celeb endorses a product as high profile as AT&T, a car, a booze, etc. the client often makes him sign a contract saying he will only use their product in public). Though having tried to launch my get rich quick phone sex line using my iphone and failing miserably thanks to dropped calls every 30 seconds, I don’t blame him for that!! Luke can ring my (non AT&T supplied) bell any time!!

Random Photos Part Three

This photo was actually not supposed to be on top, but whatever. I'm going out on a limb here and say that glass of champagne is neither Andy Serkis' first or his last.
Charlotte Church as you have never seen her before. What happened to the girl who used to be on late night television infomercials selling me her albums? The rumor is she loved this picture so much she said to not airbrush it.
More photos of Cameron Diaz on the set of her movie.
I don't know what Carmen Electra was thinking of with this. Maybe she has gone to work at a sushi bar checking coats.
And the forced smile on the face of Amanda Seyfried is because I think Channing Tatum just crushed her toe.
An actual real smile from Carrie Underwood? Wow. Who knew it just took a dog giving her tongue.
Drive-By Truckers - New York
This was supposed to be the top photo. This is Emma who just won the Italian television show Amici. That is a great photo of her emotions.
Not showing any emotion are Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston as they cut across Europe to bring their horrible movie to the world. This time it's Spain.
The long lost Jon Gosselin. Looks like duck duck goose.