Thursday, December 03, 2009

Lindsay Lohan And Kevin Connolly

So, the NY Post said yesterday that Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson were trying to make it work. US Weekly says that Lindsay and Cash Warren are doing the dirty and now In Touch says that Lindsay and Kevin Connolly are bumping uglies. Oh, and this is after In Touch reported a couple of weeks ago that Lindsay and Gerard Butler took a roll between the sheets. The interesting thing about all of this is the way they describe a Lindsay person of interest as opposed to a Jennifer Aniston person of interest.

With Jennifer it is always, they only had eyes for each other and it could be serious and they make it seem like there were violins playing and that angels were looking down on her. An immaculate conception is just over the horizon. When it is a description of a Lindsay Lohan date this is what you get.

"Lindsay and Kevin hooked up at an after hours party." "Lindsay and Kevin have been sneaking around." "It’s not serious yet, but they seem to have some sort of physical connection."

So basically they are f**king each other.

24 comments:

Danielle said...

Lmao! You're too funny Enty! Love it!

empyrios said...

Gross. Now there's a visual NOBODY wants to have.

sunnyside1213 said...

I don't think anyone in their right mind would touch LL with a ten foot pole. She give new meaning to double bagger.

Susan said...

I'm just shocked at how more wretched LL looks in each passing photo.

ballyhoo. said...

wow, i never thought you could actually move DOWN a notch after dating a hilton sister, but this would be the way to do it, wouldn't it?

Danielle said...

Yes, ballyhoo, yes it would!

Unknown said...

Hah "took a roll between the sheets" haha

Elle Kaye said...

That's funny. It's always a great day when you hear two people you couldn't care less about might be sneaking around and not seriously fucking.

jax said...

"some sort of physical connection"

ya it's called sex.

mooshki said...

At this point I think it would actually be a step up for LiLo to join Scientology.

bits of moxy said...

Man that bitch gets around. And by bitch I mean Kevin.

sunnyside1213 said...

LOL @ Mooshki. Maybe Zenu could help her.

FrenchGirl said...

LOL i agree every commentary

FrenchGirl said...

hope they use condoms!
and God! Dicaprio has bad taste with friends or he's also an douche

Anonymous said...

LOL@bits

selenakyle said...

Yeah I would love a "totally blunt news" network (no pun intended on the blunt part *ahem*):

"...And in other news, So-and-so and So-and-so are fucking."

Mango said...

I think if someone has coin to buy Lindsay some drinks, she'll hang with them. Or fuck 'em. She doesn't pay for drinks, remember?

RocketQueen said...

Gross - chances are she fucked them all (Cash Warren?! Really??) - that girl just screams "fuck me" for attention and love. Very sad.

figgy said...

Seriously, I can't imagine how ANY guy for get it up for her.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure who needs a full body condom more. Kevin? Or Lindsay?

I wouldn't use a toilet either of them touched without some Lysol or bleach.

Pookie said...

ditto moxy!

ardleighstreet said...

Maybe she's getting paid for it?
I mean does LiLo have a source of income anymore?

Seachica said...

With these two fucking, they could create a whole new strain of STD.

meandyou said...

LINDSAY /CASH STORY IS DEBUNKED BY X17 - IT'S ALL MADE UP
LINDSAY/ KEVIN IS ALSO BOGUS

X17online.com exclusively:

“Cash Warren would never, in a million years, do something like make out with Lindsay Lohan at a club or anywhere else. He has a good thing going with Jessica and he’s not going to do anything to screw it up.”

X17 photographers spotted Lindsay grabbing fast food and returning to her home at 3:30AM on the 20th in a silver Cadillac sedan, which is not her usual car. One of our photogs on the scene tells X17online exclusively:

“Lindsay snuck into her house through the garage around 3:30AM. We weren’t able to get any pictures, but we did hear that she was at Voyeur that night, which is her regular Thursday night spot, not Villa.”

Lindsay even told Us that the reports were “absurd. He is married. I wouldn’t dare kiss him.” The two have been friends for quite some time, so we were shocked when we heard this! Almost as shocked as when we heard it all went down at Villa, which isn’t exactly a spot Lindsay frequents these days.

Our source went on to say, “You have to wonder if people are just looking to make up sensational stories about married couples, in the wake of the Tiger Woods scandal, to be the first to ‘break’ celebrity cheating stories - even at the expense of the stories being untrue.”

Source: X17online.com

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