Jennifer Lopez Blocks "Sex Tape"
Jennifer Lopez's attorneys won a battle to stop the release of her so called sex tape. I say so called because what was reported yesterday isn't exactly the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Yesterday I spoke to someone who has actually seen the footage. I don't know if they saw all 11 hours worth, but if it is anything like the "sex" portion it would be the most boring footage of all-time. Apparently the sex part is nothing more than Jennifer standing in front of a mirror on her wedding night standing in a bra and panties while she assumes various poses and positions. Think Paris Hilton sex tape without the nudity and the horrible night vision.
The last thing I want to see is Jennifer Lopez admiring herself in a mirror. Well, unless it is shortened to about a minute and played with some really cheesy music and interspersed with some of her most awful bombs of movies. Then, it might be kind of funny.
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Damn, just how much work has she had done? She looks nothing like that anymore.
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING...SHE USED TO BE PRETTY...
this makes more sense to me. I had a friend who claimed he "went out" with her when she was first getting big. Said he only slept with her once cause she just kinda laid there and posed. LOL
If she's not getting down and dirty on the tape, what's the big deal? Maybe she's embarrassed about how big her caboose used to be.
that pic was before the japanese thermal reconditioning on her hair and the nose job...i'd forgotten she looked like that.
Wonder if this will be the last time her ex will try to get money from her??
Definitely a nose job, though if I'm being honest, I think she looks better now.
In trying to "look like a star" she erased everything that made her look unique.
Warning to future starlets... Avoid going blond if it never was your natural color. "Blond" may be the color preference in most casting circles but it's almost always the beginning of blending in, LA style, and the trigger for future bad work. As pot is considered the slippery slope for much drug use, going blond is Hollywood's "I can buy a career with botox, boobs, injections and extensions" trigger. Just say NO!
Wasn't there an audio tape released when she was with Ben Affleck?---something about her going into his movie trailer for sex, & there was a microphone still on.
The coversation was something about her coming in for sex, & him asking how her diarreah was, because she crapped all over him the day before.
I SWEAR I am not making this up!
OMG lutefisk! That's awful and disgusting, yet hilarious because it's them!
Lisa(original) I know that I read that somewhere at the time they were together--I just don't recall where.
As long as someone splices "it's turkey time; gobble gobble" over that video all will be entertained
I prefer her current nose.
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