Monday, October 19, 2009

Today's Blind Items - From Carli

Over the weekend, my second ex-wife Carli managed to stop shopping long enough to actually get a really nice juicy blind item. I replaced her names with descriptions, but other than that it is all her.

I was picking up food for a BBQ my friends were having downtown and a B list television actor with A list name recognition on a hit network drama walked in and was standing next to me yammering away for 5 minutes or so. I was at Milk Bakery on Beverly when he and his buddy walked in. His buddy made some comment about ordering ice cream and our actor said oh dude, I work out so much I can afford to eat this. Um....I beg to differ, but hey, he didn't ask my opinion. Our actor and his C list actress wife are looking at houses and our actor was saying how his friend's wife had told our actor's wife about this beautiful house. Well, our actor's wife saw the house and loved it, and put an offer in on it despite the fact that their friends had wanted to buy it and will freak when they find out they have been stabbed in the back.

45 comments:

West End Girl said...

Je nais comprend pas, Monsieur :(

Kathy K said...

Let's see if I speak Ent:

We need a b list TV actor w/A list name recognition who has a C-list actress wife. He thinks his body's smokin'; Ent's wife disagrees.

They are going to bid on a house they got turned onto by a friend who was planning to bid on it themselves, hence the stab in the back.

I think we're supposed to name the B-list Actor with the C-list wife.

Kathy K said...

sorry: Ent's 2nd EX-wife disagrees.

blog hopper said...

Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart?

MISCH said...

AH...LEARN, NEVER TALK UNTIL THE CONTRACT IS SIGNED AND SEALED...

yellow said...

Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart was my first though, too.

Karmen said...

Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart seem to fit really well.

RocketQueen said...

Dunno - Dane's bod is pretty hot!

Cheryl said...

I'm on the Eric Dane train (as long as Rebecca isn't driving).

sunnyside1213 said...

I guess the friendship is pretty much over?

FrenchGirl said...

i'm with Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart team

brittiany said...

i took it more so as his ex wife saying that he COULD afford to eat it but i dunno.

nancer said...

no, i took it to mean this actor thinks he's got a great bod and can eat whatever he wants. ex mrs. enty seems to think he's mistaken and should watch it.

Judi said...

That's how I took it, too, Nancer.
Eric Dane's body is fine though, no?

Karmen said...

Agreed with Nancer & Judi.

Last I checked his body was nice, but wasn't the most amazing out there in Tinseltown. Maybe Carli has high standards when it comes to celeb bodies?

the.princess.leia said...

On the Dane/Noxema train. Also, I took it to mean that Carli thought the bod wasn't as smokin' as Mr. Dickhead thought it was. Anyone who would snake their supposed friends that way are Grade A asshats.

bflogurl said...

Don't think its Dane/Gayheart. First of all, his body is hot. Secondly, A list name recognition? Meh.

Enny said...

I highly doubt Rebecca Gayheart is C list. I would think much, much lower.

.robert said...

Yeah, A-list means someone like me who doesn't watch a lot of TV would still have heard of them.

Cecilia00 said...

I'll ditto the Gayheart & Dane guess - and add in that I think the other couple trying for the house is Charlie Sheen & Brooke Allen. Supposedly Allen was introduced to Sheen by Gayheart & Dane.

patricia said...

david duchovny and tea?

PotPourri said...

Sorry, Dane's body is smoking hot. McSteamy. It's got to be somebody else, but yes, that was my first thought to, except for gorgeous Dane.

brittiany said...

oops yeah i just re-read and yeah, she thinks his body is not so great. but yeah, no clue as to who.

selenakyle said...

Shot, SHAZZZ--not until it closes and records!

selenakyle said...

make that shoOt

janele said...

Laurence Fishburne, who is married to Gina Torres.

Miss X said...

Like the Charlie Sheen guess, but wouldn't he be A list?

Don't like the Dane/Rebecca guess becauase he has a great body.

Maja With a J said...

I think this needs to be read in the voice of Carli. I think she is telling the story. She went to pick up the food and she spotted the actor.

I still suck at guessing BI's though, so I got nothing.

captivagrl said...

Mark Harmon/Pam Dawber?

Dick Insideu said...

You stupid motherfucker, Ent. Why in the fuck did you have to mention Parasite Hilton? Just when I thought that she had been effectively buried by the media, you have to be a jackass and start talking about her again.

Ent, I will make you a goddamn deal. Stop talking about Herpes Hilton and I will stop posting rude comments on your site. If we all ignore the Valtrex Vagina, it will slither away.

You dumbass cocksucker.

Dick Insideu said...

Courtney Cox, her husband, and Maniston.

trashtalker said...

David Boreanaz?

Sherry R. said...

The friend wanted to buy it back - why didn't they have their own offer in already? Though it was a crappy thing to do, you don't let real estate just sit on the market until you're ready to make an offer. Makes me think they wanted to buy it, but didn't have the cash.

Hello it's me... said...

Some of you people are alarmingly incapable of reading comprehension.

Enty's 2nd EX Wife Witnessed the following and reported it to Enty.

She saw a B List TV actor with A List name recognition.

The Actor said he could afford to eat Ice Cream bc he works out so much.

Enty's Ex Wife disagreed with this assessment which suggests the actors body is not what he thinks it is.

The Actor has a C list actress wife.

The Actor and His Wife have put an offer on a home targeted by friends.

Hence the back stabbing.

It's really not that deep or difficult people. It's called reading for those of you who struggle with it.

Ice Angel said...

Oh my...if she thinks this actor is out of shape and was married to Ent (no offense Ent) then I will say the actor was probably someone along the lines of a John Goodman or Danny DeVito. ;0

Unknown said...

Lets brainstorm....what are some "hit network dramas" - House, Desperate Housewives, NCIS, Grey's Anatomy, Gossip Whore, Criminal Minds, (I don't know if One Tree Hill still is), Bones, Fringe, CSI, CSI Miami, Lost, Brothers and Sisters, Mad Men....is True Blood considered network Drama?

Unknown said...

Well ballsucker...the whole Courtney Cox/David Arquette thing wouldn't work out for a few reasons...David Arquette isn't B list (unless I missed something), second....he isn't on a hit network drama unless, again...I missed something, thirdly - Courtney Cox is higher than C list.

Babs said...

School out again? Somebody's got too much time on their hands...

PotPourri said...

Michael Douglas, CZh, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman.

PotPourri said...

Michael Douglas, CZh, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman.

Icecat said...

I would hardly call the Noxema girl C list. More like Z list. With that said I have nothing.

Icecat said...

Also isn't Michael Douglas permenent A list.

lallaloolly said...

no way charlie sheen and eric dane are looking at the same houses. charlie sheen is rolling in it - his show has been the #1 sitcom for YEARS.

Julie said...

i failed algebra but this is my assessment...the buddy is probably not famous. or is only marginally famous.

Anonymous said...

This is definitely Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart. I was at a party with them and heard the story straight out of Eric Dane's mouth.

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