Hugh Hefner finally filed for divorce from his long time estranged wife Kimberly Conrad. TMZ is reporting that Hugh's attorneys filed the documents on Friday. 30 seconds later there was a phone call at the Playboy Mansion.
Holly – Hi Hef, it's Holly.
Hugh – Holly Hunter? Wow, this is a nice surprise. I love your movies. Every night I watch a movie or two after dinner before I head to bed about 8pm or so.
Holly – No, not Holly Hunter. Holly Madison. You know the girl who slept in your bed for a few years and did those things you like.
Hugh – Oh Holly. How are you dear?
Holly – I heard you were finally divorcing that wife of yours and thought I would come pay you a visit.
Hugh – You are going to pay to visit? Well, that will make a nice change of pace. Usually I am the one paying you the allowance.
Holly – Well, I thought I would do something special for you.
Hugh – Oh, well, as long as you get here early we could do something fun. I'm thinking of watching The Piano.