Today's Blind Items

I guess this actress is C list. She probably used to be B. Was once on a very famous television show with an ensemble cast that has moved on to lots of better things. Our actress has always had a squeaky clean image because of that popular show. Right now she focuses on movies and gets leads in straight to DVD features. When she is all made up she looks fabulous. When you catch her in her trailer smoking meth though she looks like the strung out junkie she is who has no problems f**king anyone who gives her money for drugs.

Random Photos Part One

Jeffrey Skiles & Sully Sullenberger are set to fly again. They will be making their first flight since the landing of their plane in the Hudson River. The flight on US Airways is sold out.
The thing is you don't really have to even click on the picture to see how disturbing Angelina Jolie's veins are. They scare me. Also, I know I am not a fashion king, or the sausage king of Chicago, but it seems to me that Angelina wears the same dress everyday when she goes out.
Andrew Wilson & Daniel Stern.
Ben Harper - Los Angeles
Christina Applegate in very, very tall boots.
What the hell? One more of the fellas.
It is that time of the year. Curators of the museum go find Ellen Barkin and wheel her out for some red carpets. They had to stop bringing her out before Fall, because she would melt.
Ellen seems to be doing a better job in the multi-tasking competition against Heidi. I think Heidi needs to call in all her nannies to help.
Harrison Ford still looks pretty good.
Heather Locklear's first episode on Melrose is scheduled for November 17th. I would say after the numbers from last night that the show might not make it that long.
A very shiny Isla Fisher.
January Jones looks like she is on the Mad Men set, but this is actually how she was dressed in real life yesterday.
Jillian Michaels at a food charity event. Ironic?
"Have you ever noticed?"
Well, I will say this for Katharine McPhee. Before the blond hair thing she was nowhere and now it seems like she is everywhere.
Attention Paris jewelry stores. Lindsay Lohan is in town. Please lock everything down.
Is Matthew Broderick actually blushing?
The lights represent all 13,000 McDonald's in the United States. The greatest distance anyone would have to travel to reach a store is 145 miles and that is if you live in the middle of South Dakota.
The teenager look has got to stop.
Melissa Etheridge - New York
Quentin Tarantino & Daniella Pick. You know it might be a long night if your date shows up at your date with naked women on his clothes.
I can't believe it, but this is a first time appearance for Rosemarie DeWitt.
Seth MacFarlane, Maeby!!!!!, and Olivia Wilde
The Arquette family and Thomas Jane.
Courteney is laughing because Lisa Kudrow just played Smelly Cat. Seriously.
Steven Spielberg out supporting Drew Barrymore's directorial debut. Very nice gesture.
Heath Ledger should have been in this photo. Terry Gilliam & Lily Cole doing promotional work for Heath's last movie.
That Kermit The Frog gets around. Last month he was shacking up with Lady GaGa and now Teri Hatcher. He is like the John Mayer of Muppets. Oh, and James Denton was there as well.
It is always a better Random Photos when Verne makes an appearance.
Zoe Buckman & David Schwimmer have matching hair styles.

Dustin Diamond Peed In Girl's Purse When She Mad Him Mad

Showing you that he has been a class act his entire life, Dustin Diamond was on Fox 5 this morning and talked about how once on Saved By The Bell a girl made him mad. Instead of talking to her about it he decided to go ahead and take a piss in her purse. In the interview he thinks of it as comedy and also thinks that he was just protecting his territory. Huh? Yeah, when someone makes me mad at work the first thing I think about doing is going to take a whizz on their desk.

I'm sure what happened is that he probably hit on her and she rejected him so he got back at her in a childish immature way. Yes, he was a teenager, but judging from his attitude I don;t think he has grown up much since then.

Dennis Hopper Rushed To Hospital In New York

Entertainment Tonight is reporting that an ambulance was called to rush Dennis Hopper to a hospital in New York. Dennis is 73 years old and was spotted wearing an oxygen mask on his way to the emergency room. Entertainment Tonight has not received any word from Dennis' people about the emergency.

I know everyone wishes him the best.

A Steady Rain - An Excuse For Hugh Jackman & Daniel Craig Pictures

Wynona Judd Involved In Another Child Sex Scandal

Last year, Wynona Judd's husband was sent to jail after pleading guilty to two felony counts of sexual battery on a minor. He was sentenced to 90 days in jail and then was put on probation. Now, the person Wynona hired to tutor her two children was arrested on charges of distributing sexually explicit images of minors. Scott Myers was arrested after the FBI raided his apartment and found more than 3,000 child porn images on his computer.

Where does Wynona find these people? The only time she is ever in the news anymore is when one of these scandals breaks. Can you imagine discovering that the man you hired to personally tutor your children has been downloading and distributing child porn? Hopefully none of the images were of her own kids.

Matt Damon Freaks Out On Adrian Grenier

Yes, it is fake, but it is still hilarious and is a great promotion for not only the season finale of Entourage but also for Matt Damon's clean water organization OneXOne.

Tom & Katie Have Spent $3M On Clothes For Suri

Suri Cruise is allegedly three years old. According to Closer Magazine, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have spent over $3M on clothes for Suri since she was born. Well, to be honest it is not all clothes. There are the $300 shoes, and the custom made Louboutin shoes as well. Oh, and a child version of Katie's $4,000 Valextra handbag. Because, honestly what 3 year old could live without one.

Suri has been spotted in clothes by Giorgio Armani, Donatella Versace, Roberto Cavalli and Burberry. Even if the designers don't make a line for children, Tom & Katie special order items for Suri. The report sounds like crap, but you know what? I bet a lot of it is true and if they really bought her a $4,000 purse when she wouldn't have known the difference if you had bought her a $10 one, then I hate to see how spoiled she is going to be when she gets older.

What does the family do with all the designer shoes and clothes? Kids grow fast. Are they keeping them? Do they have to give them to Xenu as an offering? Are they selling them to try and raise money to keep MGM in business? I am also willing to wager that Isabella & Connor have not had $3M spent on them for clothes combined for their entire lives.

The Worst Story Of The Week - Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman Sex Tape

Really? You really think that Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman would make a sex tape? Actually I could probably see them making one. What I don't see is them leaving the camera at a resort several years ago and now the tape pops up out of nowhere. But, let us say for the sake of argument that Jimmy & Sarah did make a sex tape while on vacation somewhere in the world. Let us also assume they left the entire camera behind with the sex tape on it. Fine. So, if you are the person who is trying to sell the tape and sending screen caps anonymously to a blogger in Canada do you think you might want to include some pictures that actually show a face? Are you telling me there are no pictures that look any better than the ones posted here? Seriously? Did they only use this tape for sex? Were there no home movies on it from their vacation? Something with a face? Honestly the picture in the screencap could be the file clerk down the hall. In fact, I think it is.

They Broke Up - But Let's Cover Ourselves In Case They Didn't

The latest US Weekly cracks me up. As you can see in the picture, almost the entire front cover is devoted to Justin Timerlake & Jessica Biel breaking up. Honestly I don't think that many people cared they were going out. It just seemed like one of those things where they were friends and when someone needed a date to an event they showed up together. I never saw any kind of real affection or intimacy between the couple, probably because there was none. Anyway, that is beside the point. So, you have this cover and the breathless news.

But, when you read the article it has all these qualifiers to it, just in case US was wrong or the pair reconcile. See, Justin and Jessica's dad have some charity thing going on together and Justin and Jessica are supposed to do that Mt. Kilimanjaro hike together for charity and so US is just planning ahead for when the inevitable photos of them hanging out appear again.

Take a look at some. "Meanwhile, Biel, 27, is in 'severe denial and won't accept' the split, their mutual pal tells Us Weekly." Yeah, so that way if you see her with Justin it is because she won't accept it. Kind of like the Seinfeld episode where the woman wouldn't let George break up with her.

"Another source says, 'There's no way of knowing if it's a firm breakup, because with them it's so hot and cold.' "

So, if they get back together, it wasn't a firm breakup. This could just be a cold spell. You know what? Sometimes I wish the magazines would just grow a pair. Make a call and go with it. Yeah, you might be wrong, but at least you took a position. They all just hate to be wrong. Everyone hates to be wrong, but it is better than being a blob in the middle that washes back and forth but doesn't go anywhere.

Eddie Furlong Back On Drugs? - Wife Says Yes

Eddie Furlong's wife got a temporary restraining order on Friday to keep Eddie away from her and their son Ethan. Rachael Kneeland says that over the past few weeks Eddie's drug use has got way out of hand and that he has started attacking Rachael more frequently and that Eddie has threatened to kill her and himself.

In her court papers, Rachael says that last Wednesday, "Eddie grabbed me, bruised me, pushed me ... left messages saying he would hire people to come and beat me with chains and bats. He is smoking cocaine and doing other various drugs. He is very unpredictable."

The on Thursday, Eddie sent her 20 threatening messages and was put in a psychiatric lock down facility. Eddie's lawyer says none of this happened and that this is simply because of a divorce proceeding. Obviously not in tune with the lawyer's strategy one of Eddie's friends say the actor was in lockdown and that they are trying to get him through this and straight again.

Eddie is supposed to start shooting Green Hornet this weekend. That film is a mess and jinxed.

Today's Blind Items

This item is a little unusual. Much like the Andy Dick item from earlier in the year, this is about someone who seems to be succeeding in rehab. As much attention as I focus on people who need it or don't succeed in rehab, I think it is good to focus on the people who are sorting their lives out. D lister for sure, but was on Celebrity Rehab. Singer. Anyway, she was spotted at the Torrid fashion show last week and was being offered wine by someone who obviously didn't know better or just didn't care. In fact she was offered wine more than once by several people including waiters. She turned them down everytime and even walked away when she needed to gather herself. All the while she kept drinking sugar-free Red Bull. Oh, and the guy she was with (maybe her husband?) seemed like a tool. He kept leaving her to make and take phone calls.

Random Photos Part One

I have heard nothing but good things about Whip It and I love this photo so Eve, Ellen Page, Drew Barrymore, and yes, even Juliette Lewis are on the top spot. I know Juliette is a Scientologist, but I like to think that as crazy as she is, she probably gives them a bunch of headaches and does things her own way so, I'm going to let her be on top this once.
I bet you didn't guess Andrew Ridgley. Come on sing it. Careless Whisper. If you started singing Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go, then you must already be drinking, and I'm jealous.
Is the lip ring new on Amber Rose? Do you think she got it pierced or is that a clip on?
I loved Hangover, but I still don't like Bradley Cooper. His character in He's Just Not That Into You seems pretty realistic to me.
Dr. Oz lays one on his wife.
David Tennant and Georgia Moffett still going strong.
Donatella & Janet. Not getting too close are they? That is like going to a middle school dance and the chaperons keeping you six inches apart from your partner.
It has been months and months since I had Dita von Teese in the photos and she still looks the same. How about going blonde for a couple of months or a red head? Do something different. Please.
Still no announcement from Eric Dane or Rebecca Gayheart about the pregnancy. Not that it is any of our business. Hey, at least she isn't smoking here.
Eva Longoria like you have never seen her before.
And her fellow Desperate Housewives castmate, Felicity Huffman looking great.
Gerard Butler does casual pretty well.
So does Hugh Jackman. I'm guessing someone is getting My Little Pony's as a surprise.
I don't usually post random Melrose Place pictures, but I had a chance to talk to Jessica Lucas (the one on the left) a couple of weeks ago for an hour or so and she was incredibly nice so I am making an exception. I have no idea about Kate Cassidy.
Katie Holmes borrowed AJ McLean's hat from yesterday.
I was going to make some snide comment about how Katie gets on the plane and leaves things like Suri to the nanny, but then I thought maybe, just maybe this isn't the nanny but is Isabella.

Yes? No? Maybe?
I'm not going to say anything bad about Kate Beckinsale's feet, but wow, she needs a Nick Cannon in her life to do some scraping.
This is Kevin Pietersen. Apparently he is the David Beckham of Cricket. Unlike David though who gets high profile endorsements, Kevin is shilling for Bryllcream.
Linda Evangelista looks like she could still rock a runway.
Two things about this picture. Thank God that Liev and Naomi don;t match, and also points for coming up with bike riding instead of jogging. That whole couples jogging thing was getting annoying.
Metallica - San Antonio
How do you go against a remake of Harvey? You get Mel Gibson and throw him in a movie about a guy who talks to a puppet and thinks it's real. No word on whether the beaver is anti-Semetic like his owner.
Jessica Szohr- "If you leave the toilet seat up one more time Penn, I'm telling you I'm not coming over again."
Jim Belushi has found the perfect Hollywood gadget. It mutes celebrities when they start talking too much. Here he tries it out on Rachel Nichols.
Rumer Willis and her boyfriend Micah Alberti. This was in Sydney where FOX apparently decided to send Rumer as a future star and to launch their new network. Umm, have they seen House Bunny?
Happy Anniversary Scarlett and Ryan. One year and Scarlett doesn't even want to be identified with you in public. I will be watching him host SNL this week though. I like him. I can't help it.