In just 75 seconds the marriage of Blake Fielder-Civil and Amy Winehouse ended earlier today in a London courtroom. Blake was the one who sought the divorce and in his filing said it was because Amy had an affair.
Neither of the couple was actually in the courtroom today, but in court papers filed earlier, Amy admitted she had an affair. One of the questions in the papers asked Blake if it was intolerable to live with Amy and he replied yes. Well, I think that probably goes for her as well. I wouldn't want to live with either of them for even a day. If anyone ever puts me in a house with them, I am walking out. Well, at least right after the booze runs out and with Amy in the house it won't last long anyway.
The interesting thing about the admitted affair was that it is listed as April 2008. Now we know Amy was with men and women left and right since she has been in St. Lucia, but this episode she admitted to was well over a year ago. I'm too lazy to see who she may have hooked up with then, but I'm guessing it was either that record employee who ended up running away scared for his life or maybe even Pete Doherty. How sad is that? You cheat on a loser like Blake with someone like Pete. I can't say ewww loud enough to get that mental image out of my head.
The divorce will become final in six weeks and one day. That extra day is kind of a nice touch.