How do you get scores of people to pay big bucks and show up to a theatre on Broadway and not even care what the plot of the show is about or if it makes any sense? You have that play star Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig. According to the NY Post, the two will team up this fall as Chicago cops who blah, blah, blah. You aren't even paying attention at this point. You are just waiting for me to name the play so you can start planning your fall vacation to New York now. I know, I know. I wonder if the people who prefer Daniel over Hugh and vice versa will all be able to get along. Can the two sides come together in some kind of harmonic convergence and celebrate the hunky manliness of both men? It will be the fall and close to the holidays. I think if Team Daniel and Team Hugh came together for the holidays and wore shirts with one on the back and one on the front that would set an example for leaders all over the world to work on world peace.
The name of the play is, “A Steady Rain.” No, not “Chubby Rain.” That is something entirely different. This will be James Bond and Wolverine wearing police uniforms. Oh, I lost you again. OK, go make your plans.