Monday, April 13, 2009

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaake Sure Can Pick Them


Apparently Blaaaaaaaake Fielder Civil impregnated a fellow rehabber about a month ago. Gilleen Morris, who is 31 and looks about 131 hooked up with Blake while they were both in rehab. Sex and vodka every night in rehab until Gilleen was kicked out of the place for drinking and smoking. And yes, she knew she was pregnant while she was drinking and smoking.

Gilleen wanted to get an abortion, but Blaaaake wants her to keep the kid and he is going to raise it himself. Think Pete Doherty with cats, only a HUMAN. Gilleen is six weeks pregnant so she didn't wait very long before selling her story to the News Of The World. Gilleen says that Blaake wants her to give up heroin and smoking while she is pregnant, you know, for the health of the baby. What about when the baby is born?

Gilleen already has two children who both live with her mother. Neither Gilleen or Blaaaake want to be with each other. In fact they haven't seen each other in almost a month. They have spoken on the phone. Gilleen says she will decide whether to keep the baby the next time she sees Blaaaake. I think it will also depend on whether a tabloid will pay her to keep talking about life with Blaaaaaake while she is pregnant. Oh, and get this. She is totally willing to just have the baby and hand it over to Amy and Blaake if they stay together. Can you imagine the two of them raising a baby together?

18 comments:

GoddessNow said...

Hell to the No!

J said...

What kind of f*ckery IS THIS??!!!!

Anonymous said...

Why was she stupid to get pregnant?

Goodgrief said...

She will probably have a miscarriage and then won't have to worry about.

J said...

Why was she stupid to screw that sleazebag without a condom??!!!

LOL

__-__=__ said...

What are those things on her face?

selenakyle said...

Can't tell which are piercings and which are moles...

nancer said...

why was she stupid enough to get pregnant? seriously??

it can and does happen---even to smart people. but in this case, the explanation's even easier. they're JUNKIES.

sassafrass said...

Who would touch him!?!? ew. I imagine poop crumbs hanging from his hairy taint. gag.

Sporky said...

LOL @ "poop crumbs"

She's a relative of Lemmy's. j/k

ureallyannoyme said...

oh nooooooo, sassafrass. shiver

I'm guessing NHS wouldn't pay to remove that eyebrow nipple...am I the only one who would've picked it off?

Echoing others, poor kid.

Pookie said...

it pisses me off...so many WORTHY people who'd give anything to be pregnant...and yet these losers seem to get knocked up at the drop of a hat. grrrr.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

So I am assuming this puts an end to Blaaaake's relationship with the 16 year old girl?

nunaurbiz said...

Um, is anyone even close to thinking that someone better would want Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake???? I mean, we don't know who he passed up to get to this gal. Looks aside, she's a freaking mess, but maybe there were much worse pickings

^..^

Sinjin said...

HOLY MOLY!

"My sister.... is covered in moles." (Larry the Cable Guy)

Sorry, first thoughts when I saw this pic prior to reading the story.

BTW, youreallyannoyme: lol at "eyebrow nipple".

ardleighstreet said...

ICK this is a case of 2 walking petri dishes of possible disease breeding. < Deep shiver> Poor child it's odds of ending up normal -- slim to none.

bionic bunny! said...

slightly OT, there was a young, pretty girl, with what might have been a portuguese accent, at trader joe's today, dressed in today winehouse, right down to the ballet flats. only clean. all i could think to myself was "WHY?"

Maja With a J said...

This is wrong on so many levels.

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