My jaw dropped when I saw this photo
. You might not even recognize the fact that it is Alanis Morissette. I know. First of all she is smiling a genuine smile. Second she looks amazing and finally, this was taken at a fashion event. A totally superficial, typical Hollywood event and Alanis was there. I'm still in shock thinking about it. She is a completely different person, and thus she gets the top spot.
In any other day, Drew Carey and Bob Barker together on the Price Is Right stage would have received the top spot. Damn though. Will you look at Alanis? Is she wearing heels?
Charo is amazing. I love this photo.
I didn't even know Carl Lewis was still alive. When you are an Olympic athlete, that time for endorsements and popularity is narrow. Remember that Michael Phelps.
Carlos Ramirez. I can't help it. He is Pedro to me. Whenever I see him in something else I see Pedro in my mind.
Candace Spelling and her “guest.”
Duffy – Sydney
Eliza Dushku could use a smile and a burger.
Elisabeth Hasselback on a red carpet is a rare sight.
Even more rare is a candid photo of Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri outside. It is so rare that something must be up.
Shape and their monthly tribute to the world of airbrushing. I can't decide if Self or Shape is the worst offender, but I also doubt Jenny McCarthy needs as much as they probably gave her.
I thought the last time I posted Jamie Pressly might have been a fluke because she looked so flawless, but this is from last night and she looks just as good.
This is Kristin Davis. She was the madam of all the hookers who slept with Gov Spitzer and then she also is the one who slept with Alex Rodriguez for free. Oh, and she wrote a book and that is what she is promoting. The Penthouse next to her is for her downtime.
Kirsten Dunst looks healthy and good, and I hope she keeps it up. Is that a turquoise bracelet on that guy's arm?
Melissa Gilbert. I have always thought she looks much prettier now than she ever did when she was younger. Maybe just life experience or good surgery.
I just want to go over to Marisa Tomei's house and see how messy it is. Just give me five minutes to see.
The one and only Nile Rodgers.
I haven't seen Paula Trickey since she was on The O.C.
Apparently she doesn't want to be forgotten again anytime soon. I assume she is blowing.
More O.C. with Benjamin McKenzie.
Pete Wentz looks thrilled and probably has no idea who Audrina Patridge is.
It's a Culkin. Does it really matter which one. It is kind of like the Baldwin brothers. It is Rory in case you were curious.
Ricki Lake looks great.
A first time appearance for Rebecca Mader for all you Lost fans.
Our random tennis player of the day. Rafael Nadal.
So, for the Kid's Choice Awards, Stouffers decided to give away free frozen lasagna. No, actually they had all the celebrities who attend the gifting suite draw on a plate which will be auctioned off for charity. Much better than auctioning off the celebrity. Anyway, here are some celebrities and their efforts.
Wayne Brady and his daughter.
Blair Underwood and his kids. I don't have a photo of their plate, but I know all of you like looking at Blair so I put him in anyway.
Kristy Swanson gets the award for the most lazy.
Brian McKnight is just in here because he looks younger than his two kids. He is like some genetic freak. I wonder if they can sing.
Lil' Romeo did ok. He did most of it with his shirt off. Maybe he gets inspired that way.
It is hard to see Jewel's in this photo but she did really well.
I don't know what Raymond Ochoa drew exactly, but he did use the entire plate. The reason I also posted this photo, is I think my winning plate is right behind Raymond. The middle right of the picture. We can only see half of it, but it looks like it took hours to make. I can't find a better picture of it or who drew it, but they definitely deserve the free lasagna for life.
This is the woman who put it all together. No, not Jim Gaffigan. The woman is Melanie Segal and she should be really proud of herself, and she won't get sued for celebrities not doing what they were supposed to do.