Monday, February 09, 2009

Is Tom Cruise Really Tameka Foster?


Since it looks as if Usher's wife and mother of his children Tameka Foster is going to be ok after some routine plastic surgery turned into a serious medical emergency, I think it is ok to speculate, and wonder. First of all, is there some kind of special plastic surgery they are performing in Brazil? First Naomi Campbell went down there for some bizarre procedure that had her hidden away for a month, then Tom Cruise goes and pays a visit to the Island of Dr. Moreau guy and now we have Tameka Foster getting some type of top secret surgery. Do they do something different there? Are they using some kind of cutting edge technology? Did all of the doctors stay in a Holiday Inn Express the night before?

As a devoted Los Angeles guy, I have to say that I am proud of our plastic surgeons and the work they do here. I think it is criminal that in this time of crisis so many celebrities are outsourcing their plastic surgery needs and not supporting the local economy, country clubs and private schools that so many of our esteemed plastic surgeons contribute their hard earned dollars to.

I understand the need for privacy sometimes and so could see some celebrity choosing a foreign locale if their nose needed to be reconstructed because of excessive coke use or something. But, how many paps are following Tameka Foster around? Would you even recognize her if you saw her on the street? Would you even care? And why did Usher have to fly down there with a neurosurgeon? What the hell kind of plastic surgery was this? Was it on this Dr. Moreau island place and is Tameka Foster actually Tom Cruise? Did they switch places? Does he go there and transform? Are they cloning people there? Does Tom Cruise want another 30 Tom Cruise's running around the world?

19 comments:

Unknown said...

Brazil is supposedly a top country for plastic surgery and it is cheaper...i wonder what she had done though...

Pookie said...

dude. brazil & colombia. everyone knows (at least in my very cosmopolitan city) that's where you want to go for excellent ps. excellent dr's and considerably cheaper than US. how sad that something went wrong tho. hope she's ok.

teehee, watch TC come back w/ some xenu-inspired lift implants on his feet. ;)

it could happen.

nunaurbiz said...

Maybe a personality implant???

^..^

Unknown said...

another 30 Tom Cruise's running around the world

That's the beginnings of a horror movie right there.

On topic though, I hope Tameka gets well. May not like her much, but she's still somebody's mother.

jax said...

she's finally getting rid of the peen!

Lila said...

I'm with Pookie, Brazil and Colombia are the top places to go. I know tons of people (men and women) who have had work done in Colombia, including my mother. Its much more affordable, my mother had tons of work done and paid 1/3 of what she would have paid in the US. Her surgeon is also a well known MD and is a favorite of models & pageant contestants.

Brazil is the #1 country for sex change operations, btw.

Goodgrief said...

Brazil is the #1 country for sex change operations, btw.

Not too long ago the #1 place to go was Trinidad, Co. But I think that doctor retired. I know this because I live in Colorado not because I was a patient ;)

Hahaha Pookie,xenu-inspired lift implants.That is a good possibility.

dreadpiratecuervo said...

I was just thinking about TC taking some extra strength tanning pills like Tommy Howell in Soul Man & putting on a wig to be Usher's wifey. LOL

Pookie said...

...oh, and while we're on the topic of LatAm drs, colombia also has the top fertility research center and clinic (in medellin), w/ an all-Harvard staff and the highest success rate in LatAm.

Priscila said...

BTW Dr Moreau name´s Ivo Pitanguy, and he is highly rich and respected.He is really old now, and he only works on people he chooses... Sophia Loren is a customer.

I am brazilian, so i can tell it is really common for people to have procedures done there.Of course there are a bunch of creep doctors working with the lower classes, but it is a well known place for a more natural cosmetic surgery

Of course stupid Perez Hilton si still asing himself wtf she went there to have a surgery. Guy doen´st know shit....still go there to see some pics, he is usually first to post red carpets photos...all the rest it is just crap ( dlisted is far better and here is far funnier)

Priscila said...

BTW Dr Moreau name´s Ivo Pitanguy, and he is highly rich and respected.He is really old now, and he only works on people he chooses... Sophia Loren is a customer.

I am brazilian, so i can tell it is really common for people to have procedures done there.Of course there are a bunch of creep doctors working with the lower classes, but it is a well known place for a more natural cosmetic surgery

Of course stupid Perez Hilton si still asing himself wtf she went there to have a surgery. Guy doen´st know shit....still go there to see some pics, he is usually first to post red carpets photos...all the rest it is just crap ( dlisted is far better and here is far funnier)

nicola said...

Joe Blow might not recognize Tameka but an African American nurse, orderly, PSW, or even cleaner might. And her info would definitely be put on blast. Brazil, no one would care.

Brazil does great work for less than LA. And I think they give better "boob jobs" - less porn star.

selenakyle said...

Hopefully she had that sex change she's been desperately needing this whole time. Into a woman.

Damn Miss thing is manly.

shakey said...

That is the law, are we not men.

devildana said...

I haven't respected Usher since he drank the koolaid to begin with.
By the way- she was getting an addadicktome.

Anonymous said...

I thought Thailand was the #1 for sex change??

I think whatever work Tameka had done will not make a difference LOL. The woman is a dog LOL.
Usher must be blind.

Heather said...

From what I understand Brazil is also well-known as the place go for procedures that might be, say, regulated and/or illegal in other countries.

Didn't she have that baby like a month ago? How is she having plastic surgery already?

Wil said...

I must admit if I saw her on the street .. my first thought would be that she was a he in drag. Frankly. she isn't very attractive. But perhaps that was why she was down there?

Regardless, I hope she will be okay. Having to have a neurosurgeon called in after surgery is pretty scary to hear about after being warned of everything that could go wrong before my surgeries.

Judi said...

Adding to what Priscila wrote, Petanguy's the best in the world - has been since the 70s. He put a friend's face back together after an accident. He bought his own island about 20 years ago. A person can get decent cosmetic surgery there for less $. But, yeah, Thailand's #1 for sex changes.

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