Apparently Some Women Find Verne Hot
I will try and spare you most of the explicit details and just concentrate on making you aware that it seems Verne Troyer has a way with the ladies. OK, not the ladies or the guys who read this site, but at least the ladies who were at a club with him in London Saturday night. Of course they also seemed to be all over Coolio as well, so it could have been a club for Paris Hilton wannabes. Who knows.
I do know though that according to The Mirror and some other tabloids there were long lines of women waiting to give Verne lap dances and to let him rest his head between their breasts. Women gave him their panties and phone numbers and the entire time kept buying him drinks. In the three or four hours he was at the club, Verne had 10 vodka and Red Bulls and never once went to the bathroom. You know what that means of course. New carpeting in the hotel room where he was staying.
Apparently the ladies loved him so much that he and Coolio each took a few back to their hotel room for some more private one on one fun. I guess the people in the UK just fell in love with them on Big Brother and have not seen the Verne sex video yet. Yeah, and other women went home with him. I'm sure lots of people find him cute. Right?
12 comments:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! Just when I thought the nightmares were over. No, I'm kidding - the nightmares will NEVER be over.
Horrifying.
Well, I won't be eating for the rest of the day.
I just can't imagine wanting to go there. It seems so disgusting.
There is nothing I can think to say that isn't disgusting. Birth fantasy, pedophilia, ugh. Why, oh why does he have to keep going there? Can't he find his happy place in private?
I'm thinking this story was leaked by Verne himself. Until there are photos (that I don't want to see, but will look at anyway), I don't believe it.
omg GladysKravitz, major LOL @ "Can't he find his happy place in private?"
so true!
Verne needs some REAL friends out there in Celebrity Land.
Is there such a thing for someone like him?
Poor guy.
What a life.
I'd be afraid that I'd roll on top of him in bed and smush him to death. Considering how much booze it would take for me to get in bed with him in the first place, it's a definite possiblity.
Wonder if these women were drunk hahaha.
D'ya know what....in that bear suit...secksy!!
BRB...ECT
these women have got to be fame whores, that's all i can figure. w/ the type of dwarfism he has, and the drinking he does, he can't possibly be healthy enough to even get it up, and surely there's not much there to brag about when he does.
excuse me, now i have to go wash out my brain pan with bleach.
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