Thursday, December 04, 2008

This Won't End Well


There sure was a bunch of baby news yesterday. Celine Dion said she and her husband were going to start trying for baby soon. Of course this would mean probably he would have to have sex with Celine so I think what she meant to say was that she will start trying to get her husband drunk off his ass every night so he can be tricked into having sex with her. Hey, all she has to do is pretend she is 16 again and he will be all over her.

Then there was the announcement by gold medal winner Kerri Walsh that she is pregnant, and got pregnant while in Beijing on the day after she won the gold medal.

So, with all of that pregnancy news in the air, to me it was the biggest shock ever to see that Anne Heche is pregnant again. Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't her ex get full custody of their six year old son because according to the judge in the case, Anne was, how can I say this, not 100%.

I'm actually shocked that she is still with the guy she cheated on her ex with. Of course the guy she is with cheated on his ex to be with Anne so they probably deserve each other. I love this quote from Anne's boyfriend James Tupper in the Vancouver Sun. "I wish people could meet her in person. She has such a sparkle and such a love for people, and she works so hard. She is so dedicated to all the good things."

I want everyone to save that quote. When they break up, and they will break up, I'm going to pull that quote out from James and compare it to whatever he ends up saying about her when they break up.

Now all of you know I'm a romantic and I don't ever want anyone to break up except for the ones in my Valentine's Day predictions, but let's face it. Anne Heche doesn't exactly have the best track record when it comes to relationships.

14 comments:

Just Me said...

Let's not forget that she was once a lesbian and had that strange alien experience thing. She seems rather unstable to me. Although, I did really enjoy her in Men in Trees.

Cheryl said...

I'm almost ready to give her a crazy pass. According to her, she was raped by her gay minister dad who gave her genital warts and later committed suicide.

canadachick said...

maybe they can give it to Ellen and Portia

mooshki said...

She reminds me of BritBrit - nutso, but with a certain spark that draws people to her. I wonder if she is also bipolar? (And obviously not on any meds.) Sometimes the manic phases can be amazing, they just come with very bad side effects.

teddymac said...

They were great together in Men In Trees, I wish them well!

lmnop123 said...

Mooshki, I remember her from the soap opera Another World and she played twins, of course one of the twins was crazy. Anne was excellent in that role and I was sad when they got rid of her character.

I always thought that she was excellent because she wasn't "acting" at all instead she had a chance to exorcise the demons in her personal life on screen.

lutefisk said...

I actually saw the Celine interview--she said she had a frozen embryo she was using. I don't think she ever got together with the old guy.

GladysKravitz said...

On Celine: she always seemed to me to be the kind of woman that would get a surrogate to have her baby for her--wouldn't want to ruin that stick of a body. And I bet it she doesn't mind that the grizzled one doesn't touch her--she just strikes me as so controlling that she would be afraid of sex germs.

As for Anne Heche, Enty is right. Save the quote. I don't think Ellen is saying anything like that about her right now, and nor is her ex husband. If they think she has a sparkle, they're thinking it comes from the glint reflecting off her Cujo eyes.

Anonymous said...

Probably Ellen and her ex-husband are laughing their ass off with that comment that Tupper made cause I sure am LOL.

lawyagirl said...

Re: Cheryl's comment...

I think the operative phrase there is "according to her." Her father isn't alive to defend himself and she does not seem to be the most credible person.

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mooshki said...

Not On My Dollar: Yes, I loved her on Another World. (Hey, with Lisa Rinna, today is NBC Soaps day at CDAN!)

I still remember seeing her on some award show (Daytime Emmy's?) and she said her award was bittersweet because she was leaving the show. She was crying a lot. I was always curious what happened there - clearly it was not her choice to leave.

Kraymond19 said...

Don't forget that she cheated on Ellen with her (now) ex-husband, who was a camera man on Ellen's comedy tour! NOW she's having a kid with the guy she cheated on her husband with?

Why do I know all this shiz?

Paisley said...

And don't forget she was with Steve Martin just before Ellen. She just goes from one relationship to another.

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