Do you remember how you used to drive when you were 16? I do. I have fond memories of driving a big tank of a car that had been my grandmothers. I remember that I could hit just about anything and it wasn't going to do any damage to me or to the 10 people I routinely crammed into every space that didn't have a fast food wrapper or empty cans.
Miley Cyrus on the other hand has been given a Porsche. Sure its a couple of years old, but it's still a Porsche. If I had been 16 with Porsche, I would be dead right now. Not so much from the speeding I would have done, but can you imagine trying to fit ten people into a Porsche? I would have died from suffocation. I'm guessing in order to keep their money tree growing and happy, her parents decided to forget their own first years of driving and must think Miley will be an excellent driver. Yes, she says it just like Rainman. You are saying it now aren't you? You are rushing off to YouTube to see if they have that clip. Well, if they do, post it in the comments so I can watch.
The only good thing that I guess her parents can hope for is that it is almost impossible to have sex in a Porsche. Plus, with paps following her all the time. Oh, I didn't even think about that. Can you imagine a 16 year old driver being tailed and shadowed by 10 cars? Wow. This is going to be worse than I imagined. I also think it wouldn't have killed her parents to actually act like parents. Sure, they will say they didn't get her the car she wanted, but maybe it would have been a good life lesson to give her the same kind of car that all of her 16 year old fans have to drive.